I am still sober. At this time of night! Shocking isn't it?

im tea total:sad:

I'm such a tramp. I had to come in and say I'm not quite drunk, but I'm not exactly sober either :colour:

Had a good day, was supposed to be back in college but nah; shopping & going to a bar is more interesting :joker:

im so ****ing high right now!!!

pics and shitz to ome ya'll

Yesterday I was so drunk, if I did come on here I would be a laughing stock lol :spin2:

Stu, you're fit.

Rubbish. I dont pride myself on looks , I pride myself on passing out every weekend :thumbs:.

Can everyone just report back on here what is happening? It would be much easier for me.

Yup... I am drunk.... I am happy because Red and I have exchanged on our lovely white cottage in the country :cheer2:

Its only just sunk in

Happy happy happy!!!!!!!!!!

I am a bit, I finished college today and I only have to go back for exams!!! :cheer::hello::thumbs2::cheer2:

So a friend had a bbq tonight with the weather being dead nice and now he wants us all to go back in about an hour for a rave :laugh3::elephant:

You must all think I'm some sort of alki ... yes I'm back :laugh:

Another bbq today :banana: and off out in about half an hour.

I'm sorry, I don't recall this being named "The I'm Tom topic".

So you'd rather your thread just sink into obscurity? :joker:

I have a feeling you'll respond with yes :rolleyes::tongue:

But its only 2 posts in a row, its not my fault. Well it is but thats not the point :cheer:

im sober but not for long yay happy birthday to me

Okay im off to get high now. Be back in five. Arm up for meaningless conversation!

I'm actually really drunk now.

I've had 6 bottles of WKD and a litre of Lambrini lol.

Okay haha im back after giving my sticky fingers ta do man and im pretty high.

Anyone wanna talk dirty?

MAY OT MRAY NOR BE DRUNK ATM. LMAO.

Woooo Mprpheus. You can have karms.a oh. youfon;'t have it enabels.

SAME.

with an extra bottle of two of smirnoff ice, and some vodka&redbull

Not drunk, but WEYYY started drinking at 2.22am! Go me!

See you all tomorrow, about 2PM, hopefully still drunk from tonight! :lovedup:

I once spoke to someone on MSN when drunk and it didnt turn good.
I also broke that persons computer and they had to have it re-booted LOL Bad times

when i'm drunk i wouldnt know how to turn on the computer hahaha...
plus when i'm drunk im never at home, so i cant join in on this one :(

I was v. hungover this morning, which is not normal for me, I am unlucky, I barely get hung over.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I have an Alevel smexam tomorrow mornging :( LMAO.

Lol Im a wee bit tipsy!


But I haz excuse! its meh dads wedding on Saturday:hello:

Wtd is a smexam :|

XD
I agree


I think

Well, that didn't go too badly.

well iam not drunk

so i better leave the topic lol......................

Lol if I'd known about this topic I'd have posted here long ago! :laugh3:

I ban myself from computers when im drunk :P
I do so many stupid things on here when im drunk, like tell people i love them on msn. When i cant stand them.

Gonna be very drunk tonight, going to a club with £4 entry and £1 alcopops all night :) Very excited.

Hmm...not as good as the deal I got last night, methinks. 2 jugs of Cheeky Vimto for £5! :bigsmile:

What's cheeky vimto?

I'm the same, when I'm drunk, the only things I think about are cigarettes, moe alcohol or my bed ... what posesses people to go online?

Cheeky vimto = WKD Blue with port. Better with a shot (or in the case of a jug, 4 shots :tongue:) of vodka as well.

TEH Stape

Reinford cabbage!!!!!!!

Can I havvve sums?