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Stu 17-02-2010 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3001454)
Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that! :hugesmile:

Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.

If not, your just wasting time, really.

WOMBAI 17-02-2010 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot (Post 3001482)
Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.

If not, your just wasting time, really.


Because it is self-explanatory isn't it! You're not stupid - unlike some!

Stu 17-02-2010 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3001504)
Because it is self-explanatory isn't it! You're not stupid - unlike some!

'Some girls on here have forgotton what sexuality they are' is not exactly the most self explanatory term ever. What did they do, watch Top Gear or something?

If you don't want to back up your statement for the second time tonight, be my guest.

Z 17-02-2010 09:22 PM

What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?


FIRE.







peace be with you.

WOMBAI 17-02-2010 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas Iscariot (Post 3001513)
'Some girls on here have forgotton what sexuality they are' is not exactly the most self explanatory term ever. What did they do, watch Top Gear or something?

If you don't want to back up your statement for the second time tonight, be my guest.

I said sex - not sexuality - different!

I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!

Stu 17-02-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3001594)
I said sex - not sexuality - different!

I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!

Mistake on my part. Sex, then.

Still, by all means continue to make statements that some may perceive as being offensive [sound familiar?] without being able to back them up.

Enid 17-02-2010 09:44 PM

They've all been poor so far.

What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

See? Simple and effective.

Stu 17-02-2010 09:50 PM

Due to unforseen Islamic Fundamentalism, this plane is being diverted to paradise ...

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enid (Post 3001661)
They've all been poor so far.

What do you call a black man with a PhD? A ******.

See? Simple and effective.

:joker:

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:23 PM

What is the worst thing you could call a black person beginning with an "N?"

EDIT: Neighbour! :joker:

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:26 PM

My girlfriend wanted perfume & jewellery for her birthday but I got her a chocolate egg & a toy instead.

She was kinder surprised.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:26 PM

Maddie wasn't killed by the violent abduction,
Maddie wasn't killed by the repeated rape and torture,
Maddie was killed by her internal organs being squashed against her ribs...

...Some **** called Kevin smashed into my car.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:27 PM

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.

But since all doctors these days are all Muslims, I've found that bacon work ****ing treat!

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:27 PM

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Park and ride.

Beastie 17-02-2010 10:28 PM

Divorce... For men that have fallen out of love with wife beating

Tom4784 17-02-2010 10:49 PM

I called my wife a dickhead earlier. We started rowing and she said “If you wanna see a dickhead, you should try looking in the mirror.”
So I did, and sure enough there was Peter Andre on page 16 looking every inch a cock.

Stu 17-02-2010 10:54 PM

So I take it the edit button has become a sick joke too? Jesus christ.

Mrluvaluva 17-04-2010 10:58 PM

My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.

"Really!?"

"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."

That'll teach her to try to be funny...

Stacey. 17-04-2010 11:03 PM

its actually pretty funny. :joker:

WOMBAI 18-04-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novo (Post 1768206)
Josef Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate.

He says, "My daughter's driving me up the bloody wall. She won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wit's end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?"

Akhmed replies, "Oh I don't know... sell her?"

Josef thinks, "Ahh... cellar..."

Kids in a candy store! :joker::joker::joker::joker:

BB_Eye 18-04-2010 02:14 PM

For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.

:joker:

Stacey. 18-04-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BB_Eye (Post 3172698)
For those who haven't already read it.

The Sickipedia home page is a bit like a stroke patient...

...only the left side of it is actually any good.

:joker:

:laugh:


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