Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8021371)

Jack and Joe :yuk:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 8021374)

Glyn is better than Jack and Joe come on don't be ridiculous

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8021347)

cut Dan save Sam :joker:

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#. Dan Neal (BB14)
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I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam?

So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode.

Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it.

To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone.

I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :))

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8021377)

Are you proud of me this round x

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8021381)

I saved a housemate who did something and axed JJ I think I did well with the Jack_ fandom x

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 8021386)

Troy to provoke people to use their final passes?

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8021346)

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8021343)

Cut Richard, Save Roberto

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Richard Newmark (BB11)


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I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard.

Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house.

After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not?

Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public :rolleyes: (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan)

And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao.

In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools

Save Roberto, kitchen god <3

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 8021419)

Apparently the cooking an egg thing was a hoax and he'd known how to cook eggs all along :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8021351)

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:

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Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss.

Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen!

I save Nick

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 8021435)

Cannot fathom Spiral, that time when he was awful to Nikki for no reason makes me fume.

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8021437)

The Glyn and Richard write ups are fantastic! :love:p

I DESPISED Glyn also.