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It's going to be hard to decide a winner this year
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Brilliant Livia :laugh2: I loved it :clap1:
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Livia that was simply wonderful.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:
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Thanks!
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http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png It's that time in the evening when we awkwardly introduce Shaun's song Poor guy won last year, and with his ML drop he isn't coming anywhere near the top ten is he? Might as well face it- you're addicted to chuff. Here are Monaco :) :) :) :elephant: |
http://i.imgur.com/70I86Fy.png "Fuck It (This Morning's Back)" by Eamonn & Ruthee Set to the tune of: (and the Frankee version for Ruth's verse but it's basically the same song but it's here if you want) [Eamonn] Aye, I don't... know what... I hate about you most; I gave you work, as my co-host. I told you... "read your cue" Now that's all down the drain You stole my line again I wanna see you killed by Bobby Beale. [Chorus:] Fuck my career, it's gone down the pan You're on ITV saying "I hate my man", The fuck are we doing, we hosted Gift Wrapped? Any more lip from you, and you're getting slapped. Fuck, how I miss hosting GMTV My mum said you're a poor man's Lorraine Kelly Fucking wish I'd just left you in Belfast Robertson says this marriage won't last. http://cdn.itv.com/uploads/show_head...wYmBuLK8X0.jpg [Ruthee] You thought... you could... keep me at home? I wanted your career all along (hahahaha!) You watch me... on Loose Women Now you want me to come back? My friend Jamelia's black [Even Ruthee looks confused by this lyric, as the camera cuts to a deadpan face of Jamelia in the audience. Buy 'Something About You' on iTunes!] Im staying over here and that's a fact. Fuck all those nights you're on Bit On The Side Fuck your waist, getting increasingly wide Fuck your first name too, the name Eamonn's whack And guess what yo? I slept with Jack [A large photograph of Jack Dee projects onto the screen behind the sparring duet; Eamonn is visibly stunned, and yet, tucking into a mince pie. Ruthee does circles around him wiping the crumbs off his tracksuit.] Fuck all those days that you're on This Morning Filled in for Schofield, you must be joking Can't fucking wait 'til you get the sack, oh guess what? Joe Pasquale's back [In what is fast becoming a very odd Eurovision entry that isn't at all rushed, Joe Pasquale enters the stage for a brief little dance in the background to the "Oh! Oh! Uh-huh yeah!" bits.] [Eamonn] You mentioned my waistline? You could ask anyone: Your saggy tits don't mean much fun. Now we're older, and it makes me really mad, This Eurovision fad I can't handle singing with you too, you hoe. Thank fuck this song's ending, I'm all done now, Hope you've packed your bags 'cause you're getting thrown out. [A man dressed rather exaggeratively as a butler appears on stage with a handful of suitcases that belong to Ruthee.] Didn't sign a pre-nup, that's what's the craic, Now, to have a pop at Caroline Flack. |
This song :worship:
Brilliant Shaun |
When can Romeo and Juliet
(also +1 for general Jamelia) (nothing more than that because we can't have you winning this again now can we) |
Very good Shaun. :clap:
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Shaun :joker: :love: simply brilliant as per
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You remind me of a little Eamon Holmes
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Well done Shaun. :clap1::clap1::clap1:
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Shaun :joker::joker:
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Amazing shaun :joker:
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http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png Well it seems to have been well-received still doomed lmao Who's your fave so far Augustine? um Mock's Diner why it's about me lol ... ... ... ... Here's France. |
Everybody, I'm warning you now that my song recording is quiet; so when we get to Denmark (me); turn your volume up loud to hear me.
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That entry taught me that Eamon is still alive
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Why Ruth and Eamon have never covered this song for real I'll never know.
But well done Shaun, brilliant :clap1: |
Brilliant Shaun. As always.
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