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Denver 23-12-2015 09:15 PM

It's going to be hard to decide a winner this year

Josiah. 23-12-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 8372349)
Thanks chaps you really are too kind. But I like it.

What's your artist name for your song?

Jamie89 23-12-2015 09:15 PM

Brilliant Livia :laugh2: I loved it :clap1:

Johnnyuk123 23-12-2015 09:16 PM

Livia that was simply wonderful.:wavey::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Livia 23-12-2015 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frostula. (Post 8372352)
What's your artist name for your song?

The Netanyahoos.

Jamie89 23-12-2015 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donder Kebab (Post 8372351)
It's going to be hard to decide a winner this year

I'm glad I'm not one of the judges tbh, They've all been excellent

Livia 23-12-2015 09:17 PM

Thanks!

Shaun 23-12-2015 09:17 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

It's that time in the evening when we awkwardly introduce Shaun's song
Poor guy won last year, and with his ML drop he isn't coming anywhere near the top ten is he?
Might as well face it-
you're addicted to chuff.
Here are Monaco :) :) :) :elephant:

Shaun 23-12-2015 09:19 PM

http://i.imgur.com/70I86Fy.png

"Fuck It (This Morning's Back)" by Eamonn & Ruthee

Set to the tune of:

(and the Frankee version for Ruth's verse but it's basically the same song but it's here if you want)

[Eamonn]
Aye, I don't... know what... I hate about you most;
I gave you work, as my co-host.
I told you... "read your cue"
Now that's all down the drain
You stole my line again
I wanna see you killed by Bobby Beale.

[Chorus:]
Fuck my career, it's gone down the pan
You're on ITV saying "I hate my man",
The fuck are we doing, we hosted Gift Wrapped?
Any more lip from you, and you're getting slapped.

Fuck, how I miss hosting GMTV
My mum said you're a poor man's Lorraine Kelly
Fucking wish I'd just left you in Belfast
Robertson says this marriage won't last.

http://cdn.itv.com/uploads/show_head...wYmBuLK8X0.jpg

[Ruthee]
You thought... you could... keep me at home?
I wanted your career all along (hahahaha!)
You watch me... on Loose Women
Now you want me to come back?
My friend Jamelia's black [Even Ruthee looks confused by this lyric, as the camera cuts to a deadpan face of Jamelia in the audience. Buy 'Something About You' on iTunes!]
Im staying over here and that's a fact.

Fuck all those nights you're on Bit On The Side
Fuck your waist, getting increasingly wide
Fuck your first name too, the name Eamonn's whack
And guess what yo? I slept with Jack

[A large photograph of Jack Dee projects onto the screen behind the sparring duet; Eamonn is visibly stunned, and yet, tucking into a mince pie. Ruthee does circles around him wiping the crumbs off his tracksuit.]

Fuck all those days that you're on This Morning
Filled in for Schofield, you must be joking
Can't fucking wait 'til you get the sack,
oh guess what? Joe Pasquale's back

[In what is fast becoming a very odd Eurovision entry that isn't at all rushed, Joe Pasquale enters the stage for a brief little dance in the background to the "Oh! Oh! Uh-huh yeah!" bits.]

[Eamonn]
You mentioned my waistline?
You could ask anyone:
Your saggy tits don't mean much fun.
Now we're older, and it makes me really mad,
This Eurovision fad
I can't handle singing with you too, you hoe.

Thank fuck this song's ending, I'm all done now,
Hope you've packed your bags 'cause you're getting thrown out.
[A man dressed rather exaggeratively as a butler appears on stage with a handful of suitcases that belong to Ruthee.]
Didn't sign a pre-nup, that's what's the craic,
Now, to have a pop at Caroline Flack.

Drew. 23-12-2015 09:21 PM

This song :worship:

Brilliant Shaun

MB. 23-12-2015 09:21 PM

When can Romeo and Juliet

(also +1 for general Jamelia) (nothing more than that because we can't have you winning this again now can we)

Josiah. 23-12-2015 09:21 PM

Very good Shaun. :clap:

Jake. 23-12-2015 09:21 PM

Shaun :joker: :love: simply brilliant as per

Denver 23-12-2015 09:22 PM

You remind me of a little Eamon Holmes

Johnnyuk123 23-12-2015 09:22 PM

Well done Shaun. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

Jay. 23-12-2015 09:23 PM

Shaun :joker::joker:

Jack. 23-12-2015 09:23 PM

Amazing shaun :joker:

T* 23-12-2015 09:24 PM

amazing

Shaun 23-12-2015 09:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Well it seems to have been well-received
still doomed lmao
Who's your fave so far Augustine?
um Mock's Diner
why
it's about me lol
...
...
...
...
Here's France.

Josiah. 23-12-2015 09:24 PM

Everybody, I'm warning you now that my song recording is quiet; so when we get to Denmark (me); turn your volume up loud to hear me.

MB. 23-12-2015 09:25 PM

That entry taught me that Eamon is still alive

Jamie89 23-12-2015 09:25 PM

Why Ruth and Eamon have never covered this song for real I'll never know.

But well done Shaun, brilliant :clap1:

Livia 23-12-2015 09:26 PM

Brilliant Shaun. As always.

Shaun 23-12-2015 09:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JackTheHalls
Singer


Music


Lyrics


So This Is Tibb

So this is tibb and what have tibb done
It’s the year that gamepod begun
Who annoyed the old and the young

So this is tibb
And what have tibb done
Marsh got banned for the 100th time
and LukeB won Most loved

And So this is tibb
and what have tibb done
2015 was where
COL had just begun

Tibb always have fun
some of the highlights
of the just year just gone

We have Jay’s weight loss
and
We had Bomo2k15
Where Daniel and Armand
Met Queen S

So this is tibb
and what have tibb done
next year won’t be
a good one with ben gone

Tibb i hope you
all have fun in
the new year to come
when Will steals Jay’s crown
and becomes tibb biggest loser 2016


T* 23-12-2015 09:26 PM

ty augustine http://i.imgur.com/oWtSpaK.gif
although it's called Mock's DINNER
YOU STUPID BITCH


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