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and since I *APPARENTLY* need to explain why I gave my final pass to Luke Scrase... an overture, written and composed by SurvivorSucks poster "Dyke Cruser"

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/surv...29400#p8829400 (original post is transcribed in spoiler tags below)

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Originally Posted by Dyke Cruser

The season's over, and hopefully you can all now have a laugh at the biggest wanker and most unintentionally hilarious housemate, Luke S. He was hard to get a read of, but the glaring vanity, over the top gameplay, selfishness, and overall strange things he did makes him incredibly entertaining. There's no reason not to like him now that he's officially in 5th place and has zero dollars to show for it.

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GUYS WANT TO BE HIM, GIRLS WANT TO BE WITH HIM.

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Guys want to be inside him.

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He went into the game with a total gameplan, to find an easy girl and start a relationship....

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And picked a girl with an annoying voice who he didn't really like, and who only got uglier and uglier as the series went on.

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The only reason he had any friends was because he was trying to force the relationship down Ashleigh's throat and would go to great lengths to play it up to the viewers.

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However, even though he admitted to the good folks at Barbell Media that he had no intentions of staying with Ashleigh, he continued to fake it in every conversation with her even after he was evicted. Not to mention the fact that he was creepily clingly to her throughout the series.

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It was probably a totally lavender relationship from the beginning, as his extensive knowledge of women's shoes, makeup, sewing, and frequents gay bars.

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Add to that Luke S had no balls.... he always let someone else take the fall for him. Even if it means putting his girlfriend's hair on the line a day before her eviction, just so he could get a beauty treatment.

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His sexuality aside, Luke's only true love in life is himself and his body.

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Because with looks like that, you really don't need a personality.

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But once all is said and done, he'll be most remembered for his white room failure....

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And weeping like a baby because he was too slow to hit the button.... and too greedy to take anything less than 50k. He showed no reaction when his "girlfriend" was voted out, but he cried for a week and a half after he lost that task.

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So being the "expert" gameplayer he thinks he is, he tries to act like he didn't mean to hit the button and he got really upset with Conor for doing what anyone would have done. Deena and the Great British Public saw through it and made fun of Charlie getting his gold ticket... leading to more TEARS.

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So thank you Luke S, for being such a deplorable human being, massive wanker, and hilarious housemate.

LUCAS :oh: MARC :oh: JASON :oh:

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Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 9658078)

I will save Alison and cut Louise.

Has Louise ever gone viral? I think the **** not. Boring cow.

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Louise Cliffe

Louise probably is one of the best looking female housemates to grace the show but when that is your focal point for somebody who munches dick then I am afraid it is time to be culled from the game. Louise is harmless as they come in housemate stakes yet managed to showmance and marry such a revolting beast. Their relationship was on the bizarre scale. She was besotted by him doing the most repulsive things. Writing messages in blood and showing her his faeces didn't disturb her but she was charmed by these acts of "romance" and well luv. You're a bloody fruitloop for that. She also beat my favourite housemate of the series and for that alone she is getting sent packing. Absolute dullness personified here.

Saved Stuart Pilkington

Eliminated Tom Oliver

I saved Stuart because he was the best from his group and his eviction is pretty iconic

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CANNOT BE ARSED. Tom was one of the more irrelevant housemates from BB10 and was generally just a self-righteous bore who entered 6 weeks into the series and walked a week later. He doesn't really have much memorable moments apart from attempting a showmance with Noirin (I think? Or was it the other way around?? Idfc) but Marcus' OTT hatred towards him as soon as he stepped foot in the house was hilarious, I guess. :shrug:

Daniel-X, you can nominate now since we're only waiting on 1 writeup (as usual, Jason can save/cut once he's caught up)

Post your own or PM me, I don't mind

I saved Dan because I think the last 3 or 4 rounds have been drastically damaging to the LGBT housemates and I fear he may be one of like, three, left. Also bc he was lovely and definitely not leaving before Vanessa and Shell! (Ok Shell was lovely too but still)

184th: Maisy James (BB12)
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Since I never really properly watched BB12 I shall explain this elimination in the terms of a show I do watch and rewatch religiously: Maisy James strikes me as the Farrah Moan edit of the series. Granted, season 9 of RDR is lightyears ahead of season 12 of BBUK but she strikes me as the closest resemblance. She is ultimately pointless to the entirety of it and seems to have served just a "pin-up" purpose for the ~~Patricks~~ testosterone and Lynx aerosol-fueled plebs that Channel 5 initially aimed for. She spent the first week or two doing little, and then the dreaded happened. Do you remember where you were when you loaded Twitter and saw... brace yourselves...

Day 17: *BREAKING NEWS* Aaron and Maisy enjoy a little smooch at 3am this morning.

I personally was shook! And so were the voting public, as she was fourth evicted (the week after this seminal event).

Also I just found this:

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Ardent fashionista and former Big Brother star Maisy James launched her highly anticipated clothing collection with all her usual gusto and enthusiasm, and has modelled some of her collection at various venues on the catwalk her model friends. Instantly labelled by the media as the best dressed BB house mate, her departure from the popular reality TV show saw Maisy inundated with offers from high street brands.

And had to laugh. I mean, fair play to her, but BBUK was clearly just the first awkward and forgettable step in whatever the career of Maisy James is and she shall go no further in this competition!

Save Wolfy and axe Seany

Save Ashleigh and axe Kathreya

Elusive Justine sailing through again

Save Chanelle, axe Andrew

Save Sree axe Anthony

Save Pete
Cut Justine ig

Save Lateysha, cut Kieran

Ooh I'll catch up on this in a bit. I've been busy the last few days and wasn't on yesterday.

Tom, Tim, Josh and Scott are left for Macie and Jason.

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Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 9661825)

Elusive Justine sailing through again

You cursed it!

save Tim god cut Josh?

Save Scott because he was great and probably my favourite male of BB13?

Tom McDermott

It's 1am so I'm not even going to try and muster 100 words about Tom of all people. He was the dullest person in BB1 and he had a showmance with Claire who I didn't care for either. He was Irish too and I'm only stating that fact so I reach the word limit.

That looks like 100 words to me? Good night.

Save Chanelle
Cut Lateysha

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Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 9658150)

I save Karly because her thick Scottish accent just made everything she said a cackle >>>

Chelsea Singh

It's 1am so I'll keep this short because I'm tired and I don't really remember that much about Chelsea, other than the fact he seemed like an awful derivative of Dexter Koh, had an offensive hairstyle in which I recall Luisa Zissman saying she wanted to rip the wig of his head on BOTS and he fell out with Jayne before the show, which is why they were both put in together and he spent his entire stay on this crusade against her but then he got annihilated by her (literally) as he was swiftly thrown out via the back door while she made the final.

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Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 9660616)

One of my favourite Luke S moments is after Adam pours the fish on Arron who has gone to the diary room feeling like **** Luke S says "tell them we need toothbrushes as well Arron cos I need to brush my teeth :)"