Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8025306)

cut Jonny save Nichola

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#. Jonny Regan (BB3)

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Jonny's awfulness is not nearly stated enough because a lot of you people refuse to watch anything before BB5 and thus are trying to get Sada and Penny out of the first boot hurt/heal game when ****ing Bonnie and Victoria and Sallie are still in, but LET IT BE KNOWN that Jonny is a special kind of awful. Jonny's whole thing was being ~Mr. Fun And Games~ which meant that he engaged in awful hijinks and ****, and then when he'd be nominated he'd wallow in self-pity and be all Woe Is Me, and then he'd only get like 20% of the vote to evict and go back to being the annoying class clown. It was an endless cycle of self-victimizing and it was INFURIATING to watch, especially when you consider that every eviction would alternate between Jonny barely getting any votes and the much superior Alex Sibley barely surviving. If you want a modern BBUK analogy for Jonny, you can say that he's kind of like Brian Belo in BB8 in how he plays up to the cameras in a pretty obvious way, except the BB3 group was a largely intelligent one so they'd always call out Jonny on his bull**** <3

What else... he'd also get Kate incredibly drunk and it was uncomfortable to watch him literally tilt her head back and pour alcohol down her throat. He screamed his lungs off at Jade because she was worried, but according to Jonny she has no right to worry because he's the one who has been NOMINATED *THREE* *TIMES* !!!!! :rolleyes: and then during the final Davina asked how he'd want to be remembered and Jonny said "the person who put a smile on the nation's face" and I nearly threw up all over my computer.

I'm saving Nichola because she asked Darren if he would like to sit on her face and I bet nobody knows that because nobody's bothered to watch BB1 oops.

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8025312)

Cristian MJC - BB16:

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'I think I should be on celebrity big brother.' Remember Cristian? That guy from BB16 who didn't really do much at all for the first four/five weeks in the house except feature in short clips of him working out in the garden? Yeah. Cristian pretty much was a dullard from the start he didn't do much during his stay in the house for the first few weeks as it seemed he was almost a little desperate to be liked. He floated through and seemed to be obsessed over by about five or six members on the forum but for me they never seemed to comment on his personality it was all 'Oh my god he's so gorgeous' 'I could watch him do his work out routine all day long'. No. This is Big Brother. People are judged on their personality. They've started letting guys on ANTM watch that if you want to see some people who are good looking.

Cristian then magically managed to create a personality for himself after he was put on the chopping block for the time warp housemates. He acted like a tool and tried to start arguments over nothing to try and create himself this personality and not be classed as the bore of the house. Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason he stayed in the house and we had to endure Cristian right until the final. He then began to pick on housemates who had 'no personality' like Sam but this basically meant if you liked Marc you pretty much didn't have a personality in Cristian's books. Cristian then stayed and flew back under the radar and didn't do much up until the final. At least he came sixth place eh?

I save Dale

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8025421)

Cristian is so hot, best HM ever :dance: :elephant: :smug: :creep: :hehe:

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8025289)

Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8025456)

:yuk: Vanessa

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8025468)

My 12 year old self spilled so much semen over her. :flutter:

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8025472)

Disgusting

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8025482)

I nominated Marco :suspect:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8025483)

...someone saved Marco?!

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8025488)

I spilled semen over him too. :hee:

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8025488)

I spilled semen over him too. :hee:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8025324)

So yeah I kind of messed that up but thanks for the cuts. Andrew, Stuart, Paul, Justine, Jonathan and Govan are left and I don't envy you three at all (lol)

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8025489)

So that's why he slipped over when he was evicted. :omgno:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8025593)

Has the host pretty much given up on this?