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How many sugars
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Tea is a bit bland for my liking
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Quote:
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Quote:
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milky coffee
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Someone give me an excuse so that I don't have to go to my brothers engagement party on saturday please
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you have diarrhea
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something less grotesque
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A close family member has died
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given that this is an event where family will be present, I don't see your logic
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Your ear hurts
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You've lost your eyelashes
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The dog ate your knee
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You hate your brother.
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Lost my eyelashes, could work
I don't have a dog I hate my brother, hmm could work |
Lost my eyelashes, could work
I don't have a dog I hate my brother, hmm could work |
Did I tell you my ear hurted or is that a guess:suspect:
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Your astrologer told you that you shouldn't go :amazed:
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astrology :bored:
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Umm could replace dog with cat/fish/rabbit/ snake /bat (...other pet or if you don't have pet, blame on friends pet)
The good thing about ear hurts is no one can prove you are lying and also you can pretend you have gone temporarily deaf, so just keep shouting 'WHAT?!!' at them until they give up and stop trying to make you go somewhere you don't want to... Now help me...I am really hungry and have no food in the house, suggest something I can do to take my mind off my belly |
yoga
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You were arrested for kicking a nun.
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ladies and gentlemen we've got a winner
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My dad always tells me to do yoga, but I am too fidgety.. i get distracted by shiny things
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