:joker:

(well Alexandre and Alessandra are already in multiple alliances so that... that works)

A true Romeo and Juliet story </3

http://i.imgur.com/MVzFuv5.png

Extra twist: Alessandra is apparently now known as 'Leka'. Which is easier to spell I guess.

Week one events:

Jaqueline won HoH which I'm sure will please a few people, Diana was nominated but won veto and granny Naiá - despite rubbing everyone up the wrong way - survived over ginger giant Michel.

But thankfully, Naiá's bouncing back from the block by doing her best to win the Head of Househ-

http://i.imgur.com/jMqHB5d.png

-oh

Bless them, going down together. :flutter:

Not like that, you filthbags.

-something about riding bananas-

Even though she lost HoH, and wasn't picked for veto, things are looking up for Na-

http://i.imgur.com/Ateu7Te.png

-oh

(but Marcos just had a meltdown so fingers crossed)

Now I'm disappointed that I didn't say "going down on their bananas together" or something. :facepalm:

The gods of Big Brother Brazil (i.e. Elane and Mariza) are on our side :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/fWGAxjE.png

This woman won a competition in week one. Don't ask how.

http://i.imgur.com/0mkL1wt.png

http://i.imgur.com/ccybDjz.png

Last week, Xaiane won the veto comp, saved herself and saw Naiá put up in her place. Thank god that history didn't repeat itself this we-

http://i.imgur.com/Av1KwHJ.png

-oh

when are they going to fix the site so that custom house events happen again </3

Spoiler: Alexandre/Alessandra have been broken up. For the second time.

Drag it a bit

http://i.imgur.com/PnrNIiR.png

D:D:D:D:D:




D:

Naiá won veto too. We're well and truly through the looking glass.

(oh and someone's spent a hella fortune on banners telling everyone Jaqueline's a sly bitch)

Ah, true love...

http://i.imgur.com/mY4XgRm.png

(he was the only one to vote for him oop)

Thankfully, things are back to normal now

http://i.imgur.com/pMQa25t.png

That Bitch Xaiane's just nominated both of her alliance for eviction. Anyone want to tell her that isn't how it works?

The Queen Naia <3

(Naiá just got evicted thanks to her own alliance member </3)

I can see why they were attracted to one another in the first place.

http://i.imgur.com/O6bQPRm.png