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Bonqueisha Harrison gives a rather explicit rendition of her vocal inspiration, Fleur East's X-Factor 2014 Finale Performance: "Can't Hold Us"



[Intro:]

[Rides on a mobility scooter to the stage until it breaks down, forcing Bonqueisha to waddle to the centre of the stage.]

Return of the BonQuiQui, get yo ass up!
What it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't.
Looking for a better way to get up out of mah scooter
Instead of getting on the Internet and checking on Jaustin's leaked sex tape
Get up! Fresh out, big booty walking, little bit of bad, little bit of bitch
Somewhere between like Jenna and Farrah. Hashtag game, nope, nope y'all can't copy dis bad bitch!

Yup. Bad bitch walking, this here is our party, my Chingle Chingle bitches been on Broadway,
And we did it our way.
Grown music, I shed my skin and put my ass into everything I record to it (literally)
And yet I'm on...

Let that stage light go and shine on down,
Got that Papasidero angel costume game and plinko in my style.
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those extra pounds,
Wings, stay on my back and carry my bad bitch ass up for those extra pounds

[Angel wings gradually fall from the ceiling. Bonqueisha attaches them to her back, as the wings lift her up off her feet...only to drop her straight onto the stage again when she proves to be too heavy for the wings.]

Trust me. On my L-I-F-E I didn't need those W-I-N-G-S anyway!
Chasing dreams since I was fourteen with the four track bussy-bustin!
Halfway cross that city with the backpack, fat cat, I ain't talkin' 'bout no feline. (Heh)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til BB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til CBB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

Nah, can I twerk it? Thank you. Yeah, like hell I'm grateful for yo permission.
I grew up, really wanted that vampire porn star swag
But that's what you get when Eileen Daly raised you good

Y'all can't stop me, go hard like I got an jackhammer in my coochie
And I'm eating booty at the groceries like Aaron Frew downs dem bottles of wine

Raw. Tell me go up. Naw, I ain't going nowhere.
JK gurl cya! Deuces goodbye. I got a world to see, and a booty to buh-lieve!
This booty'll make you a believer. Nah I never ever did it for the Anaconda

[Bonqueisha joins her backing dancers as they all link arms and form a horizontal line, arching their backs to push their derrieres into total focus]

That validation comes from giving it back to the people. Nah lol just sing with me bitches!
"Raise those booties, this is our party
We came here to twerk to Anaconda like no-one’s watching"

I got Bonqueisha’s bitches right behind me
If I fall, they got me. Learn from that failure ain’t possible for me. I ain’t like those basics on BB.

[Bonqueisha briefly looks back to see four of her male backing dancers extending their arms out. Bonqueisha then looks to the audience, crosses her arms and falls onto them, crushing them with her body weight, before slowly getting up to continue the performance.]

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til BB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

We ain't goin' back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til CBB's over,
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)
Like the ceiling can't hold us (Like it can't hold my ass)

And so we put our heads down
And so we put our asses up
And that's the way we like to *****!

Wa oh oh oh wa oh oh oh wa oh oh
Let's go!

Na na na na na na na na (My neck)
Hey
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (My back)
Hey
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (Lick my p*ssy)
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na (And my crack)
Bon-quei-quei-quei-quei-quei-sha...