Can't have been you as you have been on the dry.

Can I have Avo smash with poached egg on toast or is that too woke for your establishment Arista

no black pudding or tattie scone??

:suspect:

No,
they are not wanted enough.

Chef can do
that for you

We love Chef

can you vape in here?

No.

I'm off to the toilets for a line.

Then I'm off to the cafe for a proper breakfast with Black pudding and fried bread on it.

Good Luck to you

let us know if there are any good surfaces in there

Didn’t know where-else to put this (didn’t see an Emmerdale-chat thread) but yh. I’m so glad Nicola’s finally rumbled Tom. Nicola’s eternally watchable when she’s like this and getting to the bottom of what was going on with Laurel’s lad. This is the Nicola I can do.