..Alex..:laugh:..

Yup, that's me all over :laugh:

..pretty strong stuff that turkey..especially when you mix it with brussel sprouts, it can just creep up on you...

..SIGNATURESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..:fist:....

wild turkey... you're taking about the whisky right?

that's some cheap ****, it's good though. it'll get you ****ed up.

..no, we weren't talking about whiskey Alex, we were talking about roast turkey and just being a bit silly...:laugh:...

accidentally favouriting tweets on twitter making you look like a perve..ffs

about time they added a ''are you sure you want to favourite this'' thing

Yawning so much it looks like you're crying....

Having to pop in and out the house several times a day, I would rather be out the house get everything done I need to do then home and settled not in and out all day :fist:

..just generally seeing any photo of Jimmy Savile/sinister/creepy...

Sleeping funny and waking up in agony with a stiff neck :fist:

Getting red eye from being allergic to the cat :fist: it's fine once I've been at home for a while because I get used to all the cat hair but when I just come home for a weekend it's a bit of a nightmare

did this but with my shoulder

Just put some WD-40 on the bolts and you'll be fine in an hour.

Oh you big meanie you....I'm in agony here. :fist:

happy - pharrell

and just generally all that pharrell has done in the past year and a half

do you like his hat

..how irritating Youtube is atm..you type something in and a completely different/non related song comes up..stupid music vid sites...

..oh so now my earphones are going funny, no this is not really amusing at all...

..ahhh, it was me actually, scrub that last post, I love my earphones...

Gotta love getting headache/cough/the sneezes/basically the start of flu 2 days before an interview

..dentists...and shallow/fickle people/friendships that are very one-sided...

..also people who lie when you don't feel you deserve to be lied to...

the new Tarzan movie that's coming out, the classic disney one is faultless tyvm http://i.imgur.com/i2BFVD2.png

Crumpets getting stuck in the toaster