People that just don't get how ironic they are :facepalm:

Ebay sellers not putting the right details on a product ffs I am so pissed off :fist:

How facebook plays videos automatically on the news feed now, if I want to watch it I'll bloody click the play button ffs

Yeah that annoys me too.

how does that work i quite like it. though not all play i noticed just some

i got to post some horror stuff now and scare people as you dont expect to see it move now lol

That feeling of having nothing to look forward to after doing something you looked forward to *side eye emoji*

When I'm just about to sit down to read and my neighbour decides to have her latest drama :fist: She has a voice that cuts through walls.

"The content owner has not made this video available on mobiles"

burn in hell

..cuts through walls, I tell you..:fist:..

How last minute other people are :fist:

When people talk through tv programmes I'm trying to watch omfg :umm2:

There is 2 light switches for the light our middle hall, one after you walk in the front door to the first hall just before the second hall door and then another at the end of the middle hall, anyway.....who ever installed the switches messed up somehow and even when the light is off it means one of the switches always looks as if it's set to on, and it does my head in :fist:

when i decide i need to switch my mind of and watch some tv. i find something i want to watch i go to get a coffee come back get comfy and bang a advert or it ends lol

The weather. one day hot next day cold raining wind. next minute sunny then rain then sun then rain. annoying is not the word

..I have one of those in the kitchen as well because it's quite an old house and the people before us did a bit of a 'DIY' thing I think, or their son did and it totally messes with my sense of 'order' ...it's a set of three though and one of them is always opposite to the other two...

...awww, do you have +1 on your TV..?..

nah i just got freeview. i tend to watch downloads more than tv. but sometimes i like to see whats on

Bluebottles - Impossibly noisy and impossible to catch. They vanish and seem to just appear back in the middle of the room

lost my phone, can't afford one til next month :(

Aggressive cyclists on pavements.

people who dont leave a message when they call

.just cyclists in general on pavements shouldn't be there...also cyclists that travel two or three side by side so it's impossible to overtake them...

Haha, I think you know where I am coming from :) <3

..the most stupid thing as well with the roads that I use is that they're really narrow and winding and hard to overtake so they built a cycle lane running by the side to make it safe but a lot of cyclists don't use it and still use the road which is unsafe for them..:fist:...

so i've got some romanian guy that's come to my place once or twice to fix the roof. he's here right now. whilst we're waiting for plaster to dry we casually chat about likes dislikes, and i don't even know how chat got to sex. he mentioned he can't live without sex and he asked me if i like and what positions. he said he liked to lick women and asked me if I want to try. i shouldn't have giggled at first because when he kept asking and i kept saying no he wasn't taking my no's seriously. but finally i told him to stop because he is making me uncomfortable. Now it's awkward here and he has to finish the job...help!

When I am busy masturbating and the phone rings