:creep: I would love some. x

I'm pleased Dan got to return but I'm not here for my last breath being rendered meaningless! "sobs"

Am I too late to pretend to be Winter's family member?

Quick Trisha!

Hi Luke would you like some cashew nuts?

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Mine and Jodie's cousin Chloe Sims is here to say a few parting words for Luke before tonight's elimination.

'Basically Luke babes, I know Jordynn hasn't been very active in the game but she is here to FIGHT and win. She's been after your affections since day one, I know this for a fact. Every single time she's been round my house for a bottle of Echo Falls and a movie night with Dirty Dancing, she's sung your PRAISES babes. She's been very loyal to you as she's shown. She's put effort into tonight's task and she's played the game the best by strategically eliminating Amy, she thought this would be a nod to you considering she knows you love Survivor and BBUS/Can. She's the realist girl you're gonna find (except her tits) so please take her into you heart. And remember Riley didn't wanna keep you around.'

-A leak footage of what goes on inside the mansion-

i'm allergic :oh:

keep the fighting talk going :hehe: (everything is noted)

A murder attempt in the mansion! :omgno: Riley, you dirty player! :fist:

Hmmm not true Lukey babes she's just jealous that my titties are nicer than hers and that I am independent and don't need a family relative to help me get to the final 2

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Oops sorry hun maybe some gummy bears?

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'Jordynn acknowledged the fact that during her time on the forum, she and you have had your ups and downs. But you've been best friends since she joined the forum practically and you were always there to help her, she sees you as a great friend. And now she wants to be your GIRLFRIEND. You're fit, famous and flirty. And to top it all off she's got double Fs (Riley had double Ds babes how embarrasin'!)'

sweets make me feel sick :worry:

Eliminate Jordynn!

She had a massive poo in the toilets and it wouldnt flush. She demaded a black passerby stab it with a brush handle as she assumed they were the 'help'. When the passerby refused Jordynn flew into a rage and savegly attacked the poor woman.

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Remember where your bread is buttered babes
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Imagine being this desperate though. Luke I saw this cow selling her fanny on the street for a packet of Amber Leaf don't touch the filthy mare!

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Riley better stop trying to poisoning our Luke! :nono:

That was JORDAN (Katie Price.)

Nice try Stassi but you'll have to come up with better than that.

Ok, well I can tell you that Winter's a fabulous cousin, and an excellent lover! I speak from personal experience. He's caring, generous, well hung, everything that Luke could ever want basically. He's also been an excellent contestant and tbqh, needs a ticket out of Luton (how bizarre btw that I nearly moved to Luton a few years ago for work :laugh: but I digress...)
Good luck Winter, and if you win, don't forget Trish! Mama needs a new Adidas tracksuit :love:

Omg the attempt at these ladies to get me eliminated shows they know I'm the HBIC!

As if I smoke roll ups babes it was twenty pack of Lambert & Butler.