im sure theres a resteraunt named Nadia's Childish meals and rants somewhere....:thumbs:

maybe we can sell it to Gos?

I was reading The Kiss of Death thread earlier! Those were the days! Saving Boris from being the last post! awwwwww that was hilarious.

can i have a bitter lemon please :spin2::wavey:

Sorry ran out

I can not get any more in until certain person removes all those crates of Salad Cream that are taking up space in the store room

OMG, I'm soooo sorry forgot Sticks! Will phone for a van right away and get those moved! :shocked::shocked::shocked:

I do hope those crates of salad cream are low fat or you can just send them back where they came from. Hope you have put in an order for the brown sauce to go with the bacon sandwiches we can much whilst watching the new BB. So that's fattening as well, but a little of what you fancy does you good. :blush:

I bought loads of Salad cream just incase they decided to stop making it!! lol!

As for brown sauce I like tomato myself! I think we should have bacon daily when BB is on what about a Egg, Bacon and Sausage Roll http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/m...hrung/a015.gif

Is the bar open? Can I have a drink please?

ooh bacon sandwiches can I have a J20 please

Don't know if there's anyone serving here, BS.

well i guess ill have to wait*spins on stool*

Kaz told Hooly and me off when we helped ourselves to drinks the last time, so I won't be trying that again!!

Could just do with a glass of wine......

Sorry

Closed for stock taking today

Plus Kaz had a sudden call from the accountants

Normal service should be resumed tomorrow (we hope)

Sorry but the orders for spirits was rejected over some problem with the company credit card :shocked:.

There was supposed to have been a cider delivery today, but they never showed up and Kaz has the number.

Have had to nip out to the cash and carry with the takings from the coffee shop just to get new coffee supplies. For some reason we can not get deliveries here either.

Very soon all that will be running will be the Kore stall :shocked:

Could I just have a glass of water? Maybe a slice of lemon it it?

*signals kore for a J20*

will a slice of lime do

we have run out, and limes were all they had at the CO-OP

J2O is out of stock, again the order never showed up today

Kaz is yet to get back from the accountants :conf:

Thanks Sticks, water with lime will be great :laugh:

This is thirsty work all this typing......

Glass of wine???

Sticks, says the bar's closed for stock taking! I wanted wine but all he could get me was water with a slice of lime :shocked:

OMG! Closed!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/konfus/a038.gif I can't handle it, I'm going crazy http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/s...onfus/n065.gif

Yeah, I was in the mood for a bit of
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Sorry but during polling day we were not allowed even to do that. The stock take instruction came from the accountants, just after Kaz jeft to see them. As you must expect we were therefore under staffed.

Just waiting for the all clear from the accountants before we can start trading again, which seems bizzar.

SO sorry about last night, folks. :blush: Damn Accountants! :rolleyes:

I'm so busy dealing with all the administrative stuff in Boris's absence that it's just impossible for me to be behind the bar full-time now. :bawling:

As Hooley's decided not to continue with his trial period as Barman, I'm looking for a reliable, trustworty person to serve behind the bar when I'm not around. Any takers for the position of Bartender? :spin2:

The pay's not great, I'm afraid, but the clientelle are lovely! :dazzler:

In the meantime, Boris's is open for business as usual! :xyxwave:

In the meantime our suppliers have been stopping supplies, requesting we regulise our accounts and then pay in advance :conf:

Sorry but we may not be able to open tonight as the electric company just shut off our supply. The guy was not to clear why, it was either the account was closed or the bill is unpaid or we are to be put on to a key system.

The Boiris Bar credit card for the cash and carry has been stopped

All credit to Boris Bar has been stopped.

I thought we were all on top of things, I know from our accounts in the coffee shop we have been paying in our fair whack, but it all seems to have gone into a massive financial black hole.:bawling: