Since they sacked Hoddle ..


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Misplaced … ‘duff-duff equivalents,’ for want of a better turn of phrase, on Corrie. Unlike EastEnders, Weatherfield folk are still yet to consistently master the act of a sharp duff that packs a punch. Some of the “cliffhangers” on Corrie just do not make sense. And yet they wonder why EastEnders is known for being more edgy and gritty.

“Classic” Corrie (2006, a decidedly mediocre year anyway) has so many limp cliffhangers it makes a mockery of the show.

‘Wanna finish my pint?’

Sentiment appreciated but unless you’re family (and even then I’m not so sure), I don’t really wanna drink something with your saliva in it. I’m never gonna be that thirsty. You’ll have to buy me one outright if you want to treat me to some liquid. I’d rather that liquid not be saliva and bits of spit, naturally. I ain’t cool with that. Your backwash is yours, just for you.

On that note

Fans are complaining about the crazy costs of beer / lagers in the stadiums holding the World Club Championship !!


The US ‘pints’ are 80% of a UK pint but cost $21 each glass !!!


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People ruining the pub.-garden atmosphere with lots of sniffing (from snotty noses and snorting coke), sneezing and spitting. It’s just gross, and irritating the way some people bring repulsive noise with them wherever they go, smug grin to boot. It’s often the same lads, over and over. Every time. Sneezing like it’s a competition of premium snotiness, spitting for sport. Mood? Killed. Keep your farts, sneezes and spit to yourself.

Uber drivers who don’t know the way and ask you for directions, as-if that ain’t their job.

Redditors who have to tell you that their 24 year old girlfriend is a female.

NO **** SHERLOCK!

The way Jamaicans/Caribbeans pronounce plantain (as “plan-tin”) is a niche little rivalling niche and it’s at no real risk of being a genuine irritant but I dunno. It just sounds wrong.

People taking your seat (that you marked with belongings) at the pub and not even feeling sorry about it. The entitlement of certain drunks is excruciating.

The way egusi soup gets salty so easily. Uziza spruces it up. Any more salt than you need after adding the likes of crayfish and stockfish/okporoko (salty, to varying degrees, in themselves; sef, Maggi, too) spoils it.

What about the way some non-whites say …

I wanna AXE you a question rather than ASK ?


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Pogba fake crying for likes on Social Media.

No.

Little things that irritate you
 

So that doesn’t annoy you ?


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That’s what I said.

Surprising …


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Why on Earth would that be surprising? You know we’re nothing alike (that’s all I’ll say on that). Your irritations won’t necessarily be mine and vice-versa.

Because it’s an obvious irritation and you are seemingly irritated by just about everything in life …


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The current chart Music.

That's my duty to be irritated at everything in life.:fist:

Not even other Brits can compete with me.

But there’s cultural context and I’m down with it more than most. So sorry but no. Your irritations are only obvious to you. Me, I find “axe” cool. You obviously don’t and that’s fair enough but that has nada to do wi. me. Nothing whatsoever.

Fair enough


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The way onugbu (bitterleaf) needs so much washing to become even half-palatable. Ugh. Wonder-vegetable, but so, so inherently bitter.

Infractions.

Interestingly … 4 thirds of people don’t understand fractions ..

Sorry - couldn’t resist it

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