Because there's nothing worse than a dry tit.

no :p

you know what i mean

Apparently adding water (and additives) makes the meat more 'succulent'

Succulent my arse... it adds weight! :fist:

Oooh, yes please!

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That's why I said apparently :)

Yeah succulent my arse. It takes away the juices of te chicken and the flavor is less.Plus it takes forever to cook it seems. The chicken was under the grill for ages on high temperature and it wasn't even cooking. I thought it was cooked, I cut it in half and there was a bloody vein. :facepalm:

meatloaf

to keep the general public stupid so they're easier to control

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I must be sh8tting blackberry curves 8520s in my sleep because I have found at least 3 in various corners and I only recall have 1 back in dinosaur years. :umm2:

I shouldn't have taken more leave. All I am doing is watching ITV BE and not doing most of what I was supposed to do. :facepalm:

Teachers handing out peanut M&M's when my daughter has a peanut allergy.

Teachers not explaining things properly to my daughter who has an autistic spectrum disorder causing her to be distressed.

Teachers taking 2 weeks to put my daughter into a class.

Teachers allowing pupils to cheat when there are only 5 pupils in class.

Teachers who cannot control children and aim to be down with the kids and try to be their friends.

Teachers who quite obviously shouldn't be teachers:rant:

..wow at the M&Ms, Ruby..that's really incredible..this was in your daughter's own class..?...does your daughter have one to one care..?...this school sounds awful, have you spoken to the head teacher..?..you can also contact your chair of governors, they're there for things like this but these things shouldn't be happening...

Thanks Ammi, yes the teacher handed out the M&M's in my daughters class, i complained and she sent me an email saying she knew of my daughters allergies therefore she was in no danger:shocked: imo this makes matters worse:fist:

I've never met the headteacher, my girls have been at this school for 3 years and i've never once met him!

I think what i've experienced may warrant a report to Ofsted:smug:

..well, Ofsted are always interested to hear from parents whether the school is due for an inspection or not...but I really would contact the head, Ruby and talk to him about your concerns, there are so many things there that are quite worrying..and the M&M thing..?..a child can have a reaction just from a contact of being in the same room so that should never ever have happened even though they were obviously aware of it...if it was me, I really would talk to the head about all of these things....

Just e-mailing the head!

That the whole world pretends that Nandos doesn't taste like burned chicken. http://i.imgur.com/FDof28G.gif?1

The smell of chip pans [IMG]http://*************/images/smilies/puke.gif[/IMG]

Yep, gross smell.......one of the reasons I don't own one!

People who say "bear with me..." when they're about to keep you waiting.

when you can see someone typing on facebook but you actually don't get a message

when interviews are 2-3 stages. If you liked me in the first interview, bloody take me on don't make me go through more shiat http://i.imgur.com/sX4w7Wp.gif?1

Init though. I'll be like bitch I'll BEAR you alright!

Facebook game requests

i swear james martin promotes heart attack inducing foods only. all that butter, all that cream, all that fat ugh

I really hate how fresh pastry is not covered. It makes me paranoid about bacteria or who may have touched it.

Dillusions of grandeur

does Nick cannon have no respect for what he had with Mariah? Why is he all over media saying things that could be embarrassing for Mariah? Ugh what a dickhead.

When people who live in Britain talk about how they're the most pale person in the world and that no make-up is pale enough for them. You live in Britain, everyone is pale! Even the people from hot countries go pale when they move to Britain!

a close family member is in hospital and i'm despressed. I need a warm body

..:sad:..I hope that they're ok, CeeCee...:hug:...

Suge Knight and Katt Williams face up to 30 yrs in jail for stealing a camera? What? :umm2: Paedos and murderers get less. :umm2: It is real in 2014 :umm2:

woman on this morning is with the spearmans all like "I have a phobia of simon cowell" Ruth "do you think meeting him would help?" "woman "I suppose it could help" bitch please! In this case I have a phobia of A7X help spearmans :amazed:

..with Suge Knight, I think it's because of previous stuff he's done which (may) include intent to kill..?..I'm not sure though CeeCee and yeah, it doesn't seem consistent but that's probably the maximum sentence he's facing but it probably won't actually be that..?...

..yes please, tell them about my phobia of them too..I think I'm incurable but this could help a lot..:amazed:...it's worth a try...

:joker:

Facebook's tastes on Reality TV contestants being so dire sometimes.

..Facebook in general, Mock..I don't have it/go on it but I can still feel it's irritations...

I don't go on there that often, but when I do it's dire.

Having tiny ears! :fist: