Spill the details on your ban?

Nawt Bradley randomly attacking someone

Pete Burns/Traci teas

I knew he was a bitch.

moving on

YOU

Erm, well I was watching Mockingjay... my cousin's just left, I've just spent like the past hour booking coach tickets to London, for hook up sex to this gay guy I S2G. They were talking on the phone and I was literally trying not to laugh and I had to use my card to pay so basically I've just paid for like a ****ing prostitute or s/t.

OR if he is going to the caravan trip and bypassing London I s2g I will send my **** in the post to you Jake.

Don't lie, you got him for yourself

Omg I've nearly finished BB8.. BB3 is next on my list :pipe:

I have no idea what Jay is going on about

the cousin who i knew was gay and didn't out, who came out to the family last month or s/t he was sending messages to this guy on grindr at the same time and was like 'where do I get off again?' to me and repeating it to him. ew i feel so dirty i don't like it

I feel that I share a lot of personal information on this forum. :worry:

So he wanted you to tell him how to get to London so he could meet someone?

He made me book coach tickets and everything, he's coming back the next day and everything. Like he didn't directly tell me what he was going to do obv, but I heard him on the phone saying stuff + saw the grindr stuff and put 2+2 together.

Gavin and Stacey teas

or gavin and gavin whatever

Messy why doesn't he just meet someone in Bournemouth :umm2:

:hehe:

what

I know, he's really going out of his way here... :worry: that's why I think he's really been invited to the caravan trip, the bastard.

Messy maybe he's rich

Remember Ryan :flutter: I sent you receipts of him paying for a rich hotel but then he disappeared

the furthest i have been for grindr is like 10 miles

i love fanfic

I'll laugh if he goes to all that effort and he cums within 30 seconds like that black guy on Banana.

:joker:

How would he find someone from London, isn't it just for local area

Not him paying for Grindr Xtra

omg

Must be why you write so much of it then

o hmy god death

I can't way for Nat Cass to be cream pied in Eastenders.

pardon?

if you use the poz filter on grindr lit everyone is in london does everyone with HIV get relocated to london or s/t

this is what is going to happen to jay's cousin
http://33.media.tumblr.com/366c1acb2...igjto1_500.gif

Jay is this cousin leaving Phyllis in your care? :worry:

omg yes Marsh, because my gay cousin recently gave birth to a baby.

It's a different cousin lmao

You can do all sorts with a turkey baster these days http://i.imgur.com/jYJTWap.png

http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/...lColorWelt.jpg
If I was in a time machine I would
go back to 1914 and stick Semtex onto Hitlers back
blowing him in to bits

gay people can have children too you homophobic bastard

Clock ha