Originally Posted by MrGaryy (Post 3271735)

rigged.

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 3271761)

Is there a new award for this? or is it the same one pj got last time?

Originally Posted by Jayson (Post 3271770)

Sikkboy Safe will... not be returning next year, as he was brutally murdered by German entry Helga Walkure, after it was discovered that Mr. Safe was 1/8th Jewish.

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3270911)

The Naughty French Maids:
http://leveloneboss.com/files/2009/0...s-so-wrong.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^
They will be dressed up like this during the first half of performing their song.. LIVE ON EUROVISION!

In the second half of the song they will strip themselves out of the gimp costumes into this..
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...renchmaids.jpg


Dix....... Neuf.......Huit.......Sept.......Six.......Cinq... ....Quatre.......Trois....... Deux.......Un.......
*5 second Instrumental Break*
We want to teach you a little thing or two! *All the girls wink wink*

We want to brush you up with our feather dusters,
Brush, Brush, Brush! *All the girls waft their feather dusters*
We hope you are shaven down there,
NO Bush, Bush, Bush!
We want you to shake your tail feathers,
Shake, Shake, Shake!
And then come all over on us and we,
Take, Take, Take!
Like a piece of cake.... oh yeaaaaaaah! *All the girls wink wink*
*Then Chorus*

Chorus
We want to get down and dirty on you,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Start with the French Kissing then the heavy petting...
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Then with the licky licky and the sucky sucky,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
We will go all the way on this escapade,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And give you a double round of walnut whipping,
Spank, Spank, Spank
This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah!
End Chorus

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Can you feel it? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Brush me up baby on my muff, let’s get,
Rough, Rough, Rough!
It’s our night tonight baby so get me up the,
Duff, Duff, Duff!
Nothing is over until I have had enough and that is,
Tough, Tough, Tough!

We teach you the rules,
You play the game,
Or we will go round and say your dick is lame!
Ooo la la, Ooo la la,
You wouldn’t want that to happen now would ya? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*
Then Chorus x2 followed by...

This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah! x5

Originally Posted by Raph (Post 3271786)

ahh i voted for THAT, Beasty? :tongue:

Originally Posted by Raph (Post 3271786)

ahh i voted for THAT, Beasty? :tongue:

Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3271789)

"Iwanasomkúnt has announced to the world hat she is infact a HE. The news comes just minutes after his 6th place shock finish in the TiBB Eurovision. He says he would like to be known now as Iwanasomekock, more later"