Kemal kicking off over the slightest thing is hilarious :joker:

“There is NO need to be eating spaghetti bolognaise at this time in the morning! Like am I being out of order here?”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bi...k/06/kemal.png

Can’t wait for his diary room rant which will probably happen later on :clap1:

edit: “I don’t want to be the one who moans all the time! I don’t want to be the new Roberto!” shoutout to an underrated legend <3

Gerry telling Brian "Okay, we have to do the Charley clubs ONCE, just to see that shallow little world you know! :rolleyes: ' such a spiteful git, she's not even there for him to warrant doing this slander :fist:

*Sam and Jonty in living room*

Sam: :dance: The glamorous, wooo the glamorous glamorous. G-L-A-M! Do you remember that song?
Jonty: Ahh, is that the one that goes Y! M-C-A! It's that one, or is it a different one?
Sam: :) .... *gulps awkwardly*

Jonty DR: I don't think it's a coincidence that last week we had a stripper up for eviction and she got evicted, this week we had a glamour model up for eviction and she got evicted, I'm surprised when it happened, when I look back on it I thought "Well, there seems to be a pattern there that people are maybe not accepting of those sorts of jobs, and they have not very high opinions of those that do those jobs", which is a pity because I think part of the point of this programme is that you can see people from all different backgrounds, and realise that they're all nice human beings, that we're just different! :)

Jonty dragging the sexist crowd :clap1:

Day 72/73/74 Highlights (Amy Evicted)
1. Brian (-)
2. Tracey (+2)
3. Jonty (-1)
4. Carole (-1)
5. Amanda & Sam (-)
6. Amy (-)
7. Kara-Louise (-)
8. Ziggy (-)
9. Liam (-)
10. Gerry (-)

Science looked so shocked that he was saved from eviction :love:

You can tell he thought he was going

Davina dragging Maxwell in his interview, calling his actions “disgusting” :clap1:

omg Davina really can’t stand him :laugh:

she’s called him disgusting, told him scabgate made her feel sick, called him aggressive :clap1:

Maxwell gets evicted and Anthony’s in there with “Not gonna lie like, I’m surprised. Like no disrespect to you Science, I’m just shocked Max is going”

poor Science :laugh:

“CHRISTINA! My favourite song! AHHHHH! Vanessa! Makes me that much stroooonger... Makes me work a little bit harder...”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bi...k/06/craig.png

*after Kara-Louise hurts her ankle*
Gerry: Kara, I going to say special pray that I learn into bed look look
Brian: Gerry's a pisstaker! :rolleyes: Girl's just hurt herself and she don't wanna be--
Gerry: *touches Kara-Louise's freezing forehead* Feel the heat :smug:
Brian: GERRY PISS OFF! :fist: *shoves Gerry* I WANNA TAKE GERRY AWAY FROM KARA! :oh: GET AWAY FROM HER, LEAVE HER ALONE GERRY, SHE'S ILL :oh:
Gerry: I'm giving her ENERGY! :smug:
Brian: SHE JUST HURT HER ANKLE SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU!
Gerry: I'm feeling the AURA, the aura is VALUABLE! :smug:
Brian: GERRY IT'S A LOAD A BOLLOCKS! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!
Carole: Okay we need to just be quiet!
Brian: You alright Kara?
Gerry: *flaps hands above Kara's face*
Brian: Gerry leave her alone!
Gerry: *ignores Brian and continues flapping hands while blowing air*
Brian: Gerry what is that about?
Gerry: *blows air louder*
Liam: You're probably making her bloody COLDER.
Brian: That's what I was just thinking! :fist:
Gerry: Shhh I know what I'm doing here. :smug: Is special spiritual treatment. :smug:
Brian: Gerry you wouldn't know your way to find a paper bag mate, seriously sit daahn!
Gerry: Pfff pff pff, shh shh shh *flaps hands above Kara's and blows wind*
Brian: Gerry you dunno what you're doing! Gerry sit down. :nono:
Gerry: The aura now is GREEN, it was PURPLE earlier, it's improving... :smug: *flaps hands up in the air*
Brian: .....You are full of bollocks though, ain't ya? :bored:

Brian deserves more praise and put that that horrible abusive prick Gerry in his place :love:

Day 75/76 Highlights (Ziggy and Amanda & Sam Immune)
1. Brian
2. Carole (+2)
3. Tracey (-1)
4. Jonty (-1)
5. Amanda & Sam
6. Kara-Louise
7. Liam (+1)
8. Ziggy (-1)
9. Gerry

This quiz where you answer the question before is a scream!

“What part of the body is located at the top of the neck”
“Ankle”

“What did Big Brother offer housemates in exchange for hair?”
“Head”

"What football team does Maxwell support?"
"SASKIA!"

This lie detector test :love:

BB: Do you enjoy moaning?
Carole: ......No...
https://uploadir.com/u/6kbud69j

Hahahaha Gerry saying he has a gameplan, revealing he lied about his age, saying no when asked if he feels superior to his housemates and it being shown to be a lie, the producers probably couldn't stand him :love:

Tracey destroyed Gerry and Ziggy :clap1:



Gerry: You're perfect Tracey!
Tracey: No I'm not?
Gerry: You're a PURFECT HUMAN BEING YEAH! WITH ALL YOUR SHYET AND ALL YOUR HABITS! *squares up to Tracey like a common thug*
Tracey: Oh you're shouting at me now?
Gerry: AND YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THE TRUTH HERE!
Tracey: LOOK AT YEEEEEOOOO SHOUTING DOOWWN :hugesmile:
Gerry: Because you are a HYPOCRITE THAT'S WHY!
Tracey: YA! SHOUT ME DOWN! :clap2: SHOUT ME DOWN! :clap2:

Tracey calling out Ziggy on backtracking his "not bothered" reaction after she said in the lie detector Chiggy weren't genuine :clap1:

"I know now why Chanelle left this house! :rolleyes: "

BB4 - Week 5, Africa (First Watch *Avoid Spoilers*)

• What a brilliant twist was the Africa swap! In my opinion, one of the most exciting tasks/twists done in BBUK. It's so surreal having Cameron flown all the way to South Africa and seeing him in a whole different house. It's quite a shame it was too short.
• The African house is so weird... it actually looks like a house, very small and cramped and not wide and TV-set-like like the UK. Also they didn't have eviction for the first month and after that an eviction every two weeks - imagine that...
• It looks like the African series is quite a good one and a lot is happening! Tapuwa (the girl who had feeling for Cameron) looked lovely and stood out during this time. And oh dear, Abby (the vocal one who Cameron told her to shut up) is literally the archetype of Anamelia - so theatrical, emotional and dramatic.
• Gaetano was OK, I guess... Quite cynical, tactless and not as reserved as the other UK housemates, which sometimes didn't make him look good (telling Tania she's piggish?!). It was too short to fully know him.
• I love Cameron. He opened up especially in the African house, showing a different side to him that we couldn't see in UK. I'm happy that he's doing so well and got into this task.
• Very sad seeing Tania going. She was amazing this week, absolutely hilarious! Her rant in the DR when she couldn't nominate anyone was one of the best DR moments in BB imo. She was thrilled when her name was called, probably the happiest evictee ever and she had her interview with grace, very humble and not vindictive about housemates/people nominating her or not liking her. On launch night I ranked her 11/12 and very quickly she became the real surprise of this series. In fact, I think she's one of my top 10 female hm of all time. Quite possibly the best it girl in BB (not a fan of Charley here).

1 Tania
2 Cameron
3 Nush
4 Scott
5 Steph
6 Gaetano
7 Gos
8 Ray

Have now reached the 5th and best one this week :love:

"YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL USE ONE OF TRACEY'S PHRASES :bawling: ; DEAL WITH IT GERRY, DEAL WITH IT! :bawling: "

Day 77/78 Highlights (Ziggy, Amanda & Sam and Tracey Immune; Brian, Carole, Gerry, Jonty, Liam and Kara-Louise nominated)
1. Brian (-)
2. Carole (-)
3. Tracey (-)
4. Jonty (-)
5. Amanda & Sam (-)
6. Kara-Louise (-)
7. Liam (-)
8. Ziggy (-)
9. Gerry (-)

The public FINALLY coming to their senses and booing Gerry, only took you lot ten weeks huh!
https://uploadir.com/u/wwmbck6o

Carole and Trace were on fire!

The way Gerry sat on the side egging Ziggy on against Tracey made me sick