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Jake. 08-11-2017 06:11 AM

133rd: Tom Barber
https://tellymix-spykawebgroup.netdn...06/BB_Tom5.jpg

So by the end of BB18 I actually found Tom semi-tolerable, yet I can't really ignore how much I loathed him for the first half of the series.

As the peoples housemate, he was given the power to look at comments left by the facebook ladies yet completely ignored this and did as he wished. He put some of the best housemates up for eviction, had it out for Raph for no real reason at all, aligned himself with Kieran and Joe (creating some grotesque three-way bromance in the process) and had such utterly fake meltdowns in the diary room (which looked hilarious because he's 5ft 2 and couldn't win a fight with a badger). His argument with Susan was ridiculous on both sides but his whole "WE'RE NOT PLAYIN A GAME SUSAN" was really boring.

Then he shared the loft with Hannah and she was that much of a demon, she made him seem slightly likeable.

Cal. 08-11-2017 06:52 AM

SOOSAN

Shaun 08-11-2017 08:17 PM

Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

Cal. 08-11-2017 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9686228)
Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsdb...J8Aw/giphy.gif

RileyH 08-11-2017 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9686228)
Tom is given waaaaay too much credit on here by hungry dick-pigs willing to excuse weeks of cuntiness if the guy is cute. He was the Napoleon syndrome and Lotan's lapdog.

well I like him and I'm not a hungry dick pig

Cal. 08-11-2017 08:39 PM

Vanessa Nimmo

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...0715?s=612x612

I never really took to Vanessa like other people did. She was one of the five housemates of Big Brother 5 that did not pick a side whether it be the Jungle Cats or the Lip Gloss Bitches along with Daniel, Shell, Stuart and Becki although she did lean more in the Jungle Cats favour because she wanted to shag Jason (and Becki kind of did the same thing so it's only really Daniel, Shell and Stuart in the middle). She had a lowkey showmance with Jason but it was ruined when she become the first evicted (in Week 4, may I add due to the removal of Kitten, iconic Bed Sit twist and subsequent Fight Night which resulted in Emma's ejection) and overshadowed by the far superior bunny boiler Michelle and chicken Stu. However, she played quite an important part in Fight Night as she was one of only two housemates to actually partake in a physical fight when a scuffle ensued between her and Nadia and led to security being set into the house (which many people incorrectly presume was because of Emma and Victor's fighting which had been defused at this point). It's rumoured Nadia gave her a big fat slap because Vanessa told her to '**** OFF NADIA' because Nadia made a snide remark about Shell sobbing over the extreme rows between Emma and Victor and Nadia and Jason. Give her her due, Vanessa and Shell's friendship was cute and I'd imagine she'd have made it quite far if she wasn't pitted against Dan the week following Fight Night as for some reason a random female seems to always be vilified after a Fight Night with Sylvia BB9, Savannah BB18 and Vanessa herself falling victim to this. Anyways, I didn't particular rate her and now she's out!

Shaun 08-11-2017 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9684843)
I saved Sissy (again?) because apparently I enjoy the rigmarole of forgetting that Brantsteele identifies her as 'Joanne' rather than 'Sissy' every damn single time she's up (and also because she's not going before Nush or Jon! Not again! Not on tonight!)

139th Place: Lateysha Grace (BB17)

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/upload...ihilation3.jpg

I feel Lateysha is only looked back on fondly because:
a) Jason evicted her, and Jason is a mean old aggressive man apparently
b) The twerk malfunction
c) Us all having to endure chuff me dizzy's racism childish misspellings of her name perhaps left us with an instilled sense of defiance over poor Lateysha's name.

And that's about it! Her tenure in the house was pretty under the radar. She got on with both sides of whatever artificial divides there were, but mostly stayed in bed with Sam, Ryan and Hughie who were all varying degrees of 'obnoxious queer' and fed her not-entirely-earned "Queen" status. She was nominated by Laura on launch night and straight away played the "she's jealous of me" card (admittedly this was the briefest of conflicts but still a glimpse into the narcissism and delusion that was Lateysha Grace), she tried to place herself and Jackson above all of the others for "doing it for their kids" and used this as justification to nominate the outsiders, and then spent her post-housemate status for the rest of the series slagging off Evelyn for hooking up with Alex. Which wasn't at all out of jealousy :think:

She did show promise and is nowhere near the worst of the series: her awareness to clock Marco for his tiresome womanising and partyboy antics ("if you've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife"), her cottoning on to Andy being a snake (I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS FORUM'S LOVE OF ANDY WEST. WHO GOES ON BIG BROTHER FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? BORE OFF. PEOPLE ARE STONED. TO DEATH.) and part of the start of her downfall was largely orchestrated by Natalie (telling her Hughie had called her a 'slag' when he'd done no such thing, so she would fly off the handle and begin the "bitchy diva" edit she ultimately signed off with), but... she didn't do much else and still led a vile clique so for that she must go.

Apparently I can write more about HMs I didn't even dislike that much

Shaun 09-11-2017 09:33 PM

Waiting!!! Miss Macie you haven't even made a decision yet??

Matthew. 09-11-2017 10:02 PM

Can I just say props to Daniel for giving our Rebecca a pass to the finals :dance:

Macie Lightfoot 09-11-2017 10:25 PM

Miss Mace didn't even know this round took place yet!!!!!

saving queen Laura and cutting Sophie

reece(: 10-11-2017 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 9687295)
Miss Mace didn't even know this round took place yet!!!!!

saving queen Laura and cutting Sophie

Yas

Shaun 10-11-2017 06:06 PM


RileyH 10-11-2017 06:10 PM

that's not how i remember it

Black Dagger 10-11-2017 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 9684939)
Cut Sylvia and save BB14 Sophie (bc of her gran x)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...36_468x448.jpg

Whiny, pathetic human being with a massive chip on her shoulder, she was heavily involved in one of the worst cliques to ever embrace the Big Brother house and while she isn't in the worst 3 (Luke, Jennifer, Rebecca) she's still a dross housemate, during spitgate she cried over the fact Dennis got ejected for being a petty, spitty, trampy gremlin and when you side with that thing, then you clearly have ****ty morals and a dire judge of character and for that reason her bags need to be packed and she needs to get out of here, she also had a go at Mikey once and she's just a humourless, dour bore that gets a pass on here half the time for being a sassy bitch, when she's really anything but, get out of here luv, shoo.

Jason. 10-11-2017 06:20 PM

Excuse me um thingy Shaun, I'm gonna. You don't stop going on, I'm gonna.

reece(: 10-11-2017 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 9688145)
Excuse me um thingy Shaun, I'm gonna. You don't stop going on, I'm gonna.

:joker:

Epic. 10-11-2017 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Robert. (Post 9684979)
Such difficult nom choices.

Save Isaac Axe Bonneh?

132. Bonnie Holt
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/surv...g?t=1289978029

This is actually a tragic cut for me to make. Thing is I actually really like Bonnie and her ways, even as a first evictee. But these noms were pretty bad choices to pick from so I'm gonna have no choice but to cut someone who slightly bullied Shahbaz though not as much as a lot of others. She got really pissed off at him for opening the door when it was like 30 degrees there, acting as though he was being self-entitled and that really annoyed me. Besides that she was pretty funny in the background, disregarding her amazing VT that i'm sure we can all still remember fluently. 'I check it done wreck it'

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RileyH 10-11-2017 07:28 PM

137. Shabby Katchadourian

http://bigbroweb.co.uk/data/BB11/hms...chadourian.jpg

So, Shabby. I don't really have much to say on her tbh. Shabby went up and down for me during her time in the house. I hated her on Launch Night and didn't really like her during the first few days either. Then she became friends with Rachael and I liked her a little bit and then when Rachael left she lost all appeal and went to being an annoying **** and fantasising over Keeva despite her having a boyfriend and the two ended up making a 'quit pact' or whatever the **** it was as they were both up for eviction against Sunshine and unfortunately for us Sunshine left. She then left the house 3 days later after an argument with Nathan Dunn of all people.

Shaun 10-11-2017 07:35 PM

I expect the final 3 to be done tonight or you're being replaced :nono:

Jason. 10-11-2017 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 9684884)
Saving Lea because she was good value and very underrated.

Jennie Corner

http://www.jenniecorner.co.uk/Images.../d54_hl_09.jpg

I don't dislike Jennie. She's one of the more tolerable from the HND lot, but that isn't much of an accomplishment when Spiral and Michael are your competition. In the grand scheme of things, she wasn't really an important asset to BB7 and the series would've been the same with or without her. She won herself a pass to the final and then finished sixth place, with a mere 0.9% of the vote to win; which I guess says it all that she couldn't even muster up 1% of the vote to win.

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Cal. 10-11-2017 09:27 PM

Daniel is out drinking so he'll probably log on at about 1, promise to do it before he goes to bed and then pass out and do it tomorrow after he gets in from work at 4!

Babayaro. 10-11-2017 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9688096)

:joker:

Macie Lightfoot 10-11-2017 11:01 PM

okay so I ordered take out pizza and they gave me a plain pie instead of buffalo chicken SO my write up will happen when they give me my damn pizza and I get home x

Black Dagger 10-11-2017 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 9688467)
okay so I ordered take out pizza and they gave me a plain pie instead of buffalo chicken SO my write up will happen when they give me my damn pizza and I get home x

:joker:

Hope ya get your pizza hun!

Macie Lightfoot 11-11-2017 12:12 AM

131. Sophie Pritchard (BB3 - 8th Place)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/3/hms/Sophie3.jpg

Sophie... was a presence... that was liked. I'm sure her stay in the house seemed tragic but it's actually the most hilariously cliche intruder saga ever? Pretty girl enters house late. Pretty girl is nice, but still inspires hatred from people (in this case, Tim (:love:) and Jade (:rolleyes:).) Pretty girl may or may not experience bullying, but at the very least is ostracized and becomes a figure of sympathy. In spite of this, pretty girl is still evicted in less than a month's time. Like I said, maybe it was a unique trajectory for a HM to follow in 2002 but like... pick a female intruder and the odds are probably greater than 50% that she followed a path very similar to the one I just described!

So yeah, Sophie wasn't particularly remarkable but she was very nice and one of the better ones in BB3. Sadly, she was not Sandy or Alex or Tim or Adele so I didn't really care too much. She seems like the type of person who would actually become legitimately super famous post-BB, but all she did was guzzle Lee's sperm and pop out his spawn!


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