"I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!"

[joking, to Bea after she very strangely says he reminds her of Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders!]


Bea : "You look like you're made of butter"

Marcus : "You look like you're made of Philadelphia!" :tongue:

when you were born, did the midwife take one look a your arse and one look at your face nd say, ooh, siamese twins!!! hahahaha!

that will go down as a classic :joker::thumbs:

its really amazing how one man can come out with so many fantastic quotes, seriously. This guy must know how epic he is!

they are just instant! He has such a rapid wit :)

hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs:

hey, congrats! :thumbs:

sorry about the duplicate posts thing btw, I have no idea why that's happening :puzzled:

Congrats Brad :cheer2:

Well done Bradley :spin2:

And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

Thanks shash, Jayson and Jack. :thumbs::thumbs:

Updated, we're on 71! :colour:

congrats Brad :thumbs:

Cheers Noneshallpass :thumbs:

The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

:O

Why? its just a normal fanclub. the mods are trying to influence who we support :tongue:

Read the new sticky at the top of the forum. Noone is allowed to make hate clubs now.

Rightly so i say.



Anyways, marcus is on par with rex now I believe for one liners. :laugh:

Exactly :sad:

Anyway, we must not discuss it in here or this thread will be locked too :bawling:

I've made a thread on it -which will probably get locked too :tongue::tongue:

How controversial :shocked: :hugesmile:

I've even changed the name, so I hope it gets re-opened :sad:

'I'm made of twisted steel and sex appeal'

"I would say that my **** is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation," said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea.



"Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added.

Have you not heard his story about how he beat 100 men bare-handed: it took him four hours and he wore all the skin off his feet. He was crawling around for days ..the guy's a hero. :laugh2:

twisted steel and sex appeal is my favourite.............so far

well done bradley.

:cheer2:

Loving the twisted steel quote! I want Marcus to be my flatmate!