[rquote=2504919&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504911&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504897&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504871&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504865&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504814&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504806&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504790&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]whats pulp fiction[/rquote]
What age are you? Tarantino classic film from the 90s. Horrific scene in it that entered my head after somebody mentioned the gimp mask.[/rquote]

sweet sixteen :D[/rquote]

Well then get yourself to bed young lady and don't be involving yourself in this filth! lol[/rquote]

LOL

I shall be OK. I learnt this **** in school, being a labour government n that' :blush2:[/rquote]

Well I'm Irish so I was a good Catholic boy at your age, as pure as a fresh spring morning on the slopes of the Wicklow mountains. :tongue:

So yeah, don't be listening to us bunch of fecking reprobates.[/rquote]

LOL!

whats a reprobate btw? x[/rquote]

Oh, we're just depraved individuals... morally debase ha ha. Sick in the head:tongue: Nah, just having a bit of silly fun[/rquote]

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)

[rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:[/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol

[rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:[/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx

[rquote=2504990&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:[/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

haha aww bless GL xx baby dust xx[/rquote]

thanks you!! :hug::flowers:

[rquote=2504987&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504932&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

good luck with it all, if its your first DW its exaggerated on telly, it wont hurt a iota :laugh2::whistle:[/rquote]

nah it's my second, but that was 7 years ago. i was late with her too. i was due on sat but i feel fine. she can wait until AFTER the final!! lol[/rquote]

:shocked::shocked: Kisywisy's a yummy mummy:shocked::shocked::wink:

Like to see you got your priorities in order:laugh2:
Seriously though good luck with everything, hope it goes ok:thumbs:

[rquote=2504934&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]

not to worry im very mature for my age (usually)[/rquote]

PMSL I am quite immature for mine

Her Naked With A Strap On ?
The Image In My Head Upsets Me Alot.:sad:
An She Thinks She Can Turn Straight Girls Too Lesbians,
Nahh Not Me Thank You Very Much.
And She Reckons Shes Fuussy,
Oh God Shes Got No Luck.

Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:[/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.

[rquote=2505256&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:[/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.[/rquote]

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow. :laugh:

Maybe when you were a babba. :wink:

[rquote=2505347&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co][rquote=2505256&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505228&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co]Now I know why I didn't come into this thread earlier, sick sick people on this forum! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:[/rquote]

Indeed they are, I was shy and naive when I first signed onto this forum, my eyes have certainly been opened.[/rquote]

You being shy and naive I find very hard to believe somehow. :laugh:

Maybe when you were a babba. :wink:[/rquote]

I was, really I was ever so quiet and shy, just a few short weeks ago. It's this forum and the people who post who corrupted me, my life has been ruined, I have lost my beloved, my job, my house and my corby trouser press because of it.

It should carry a government health warning.

I regret for personal and professional reasons that I ever clicked on this thread...I can't be associated with this filth.:hugesmile:

Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:

[rquote=2505374&tid=144607&author=setanta]Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:[/rquote]

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[rquote=2505376&tid=144607&author=MissKittyFantasti co][rquote=2505374&tid=144607&author=setanta]Actually, of course she thinks she looks sexy in that rigout because any unfortunate who catches her dressed like that is hardly there to have a cup of tea and an old chin wag are they? lol. Now I'm thinking about what she says to them and what they say back...eurghhhh:yuk:[/rquote]

The fact that you're still thinking about this in that much detail is frankly more disturbing than the thought of Lisa in a strap on! :laugh::laugh::laugh:[/rquote]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha

[rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.

[rquote=2505381&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.[/rquote]

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is. :yuk:

[rquote=2505382&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2505381&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2505378&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I just re-read all the cr*p we all spewed throughout the thread and the thought hit me and I felt like sharing it. Didn't expect it to worry anyone considering the filth that's already been uttered. Like I doubt she goes out to clubs wearing it ha ha[/rquote]

nah but she might carry it in her pulling kit.[/rquote]

Come about 2.30 she slaps it on and hopes for the best. Waddles home throwing shapes about the town, hoping to catch a late straggler who doesn't know any better. Fella or girl doesn't matter at that stage and sure at night they wouldn't be able to tell what she is. :yuk:[/rquote]

Still think it would be funny though if she and David hit it off and decided to live together, now there is a real match made in heaven.

This thread is disgusting but hillarious !:bouncy:

Forget the man-made drawings and jewelry etc..

...Lisa oil wrestling = that is a damn fine looking body.
and,
the vast majority of men here have not see a naked body that fit and most women here do not have a body as fit as Lisas.
I'm not all about looks but since it was brought up then that is the truth.

[rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]


Now that's just being sadistic:shocked::wink:

she loves herself,don't know why?

ElProximo..in the 2nd pic you have she looked kinda sexy:whistle:..but in the 1st and 3rd, every day in the house, when she opens her mouth and sitting at the bus stop puffing fags...NOT:yuk


Supporting: ABSp

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Lisa with a strap on! Beware, she's coming for you.
I think she might look sexy after 10,000,000,000,000 pints of lager. After that though I would probably die.