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I've never got drunk
(Never liked the taste of any alcahol-based drink. and i had loads of cider once but still didn't get drunk) |
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Same lol. I really wish I could fly. |
Was near buying a chair today for 157 pound.
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In the song Mambo number 5 when he says "The boys say they want some gin and juice" i thought he said "fanny juice" :blush:
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my mum sang ''nathannnnn, everybody loves nathannnnnn'' to the theme of neighbors to me as a kid
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When I laugh I've been told I sound like Mutley from Wacky Races
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When my daughter was 5 she asked me after she heard Abbas Dancing Queen on the radio, "when they say digging the dancing Queen are they tell her to eat up?" as in Dig in, the dancing Queen :joker: I thought it was funny anyway!! |
I don't have aids
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I have a really dirty mind
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I love nail varnish
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I used to be convinced that Elton John was dead.
no idea why. |
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ahhaahah I dont have an std.. that i know of.. |
I once jizzed green
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I use to think Tigger was a racist word so I never said it
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Chris Brown has given me a really nasty look.
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