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karezza 15-07-2010 09:20 AM
Ben:
"I go in the nest to avoid everyone, I don’t go in the nest for everyone to come in. Its my own little private members club."

karezza 16-07-2010 08:55 AM
About Crab Eyes:

I'm no prude Mario, but i dont want to hear about an Australian who has just discovered his penis.

:nono:

karezza 19-07-2010 09:39 AM
I feel like a Marks & Spencer model gone wrong.

HBB1508 19-07-2010 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3503701)
About Crab Eyes:

I'm no prude Mario, but i dont want to hear about an Australian who has just discovered his penis.

:nono:
The best one to date had me rolling around.

karezza 19-07-2010 10:18 AM
I am the child of an Anglo-American father and a Swiss mother of Austro-Italian extraction. I have basically the same DNA as James Bond.

karezza 20-07-2010 09:25 AM
To Keeley:

The Baron's got it for you in a bad way. Steve's been lying on you bed salivating. I've had to wipe his mouth twice.

Kazanne 20-07-2010 09:27 AM
Josie to Ben "Did I just brush past your widger Ben?" Ben,Yes..........and very enjoyable it was too" LOL

BOOSH 20-07-2010 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3525053)
To Keeley:

The Baron's got it for you in a bad way. Steve's been lying on you bed salivating. I've had to wipe his mouth twice.
:laugh:

karezza 20-07-2010 10:27 AM
Josie to Ben "How many girlfriends have you got?"

Ben: "Well that's quite difficult because they're generally other people's girlfriends".

Claymores 20-07-2010 10:28 AM
Ben: "Goebels was not really a Nazi, just a misunderstood nationalist"

karezza 20-07-2010 10:28 AM
To Josie:

"When you put the wig on, you look like a landlady I once knew in St. Andrews."

BOOSH 20-07-2010 11:02 AM
I love him :D

Angus 20-07-2010 11:14 AM
On Keeva "oh darling just get his (JJ) penis out and get on with it".
:laugh:

ange7 20-07-2010 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3525349)
On Keeva "oh darling just get his (JJ) penis out and get on with it".
:laugh:
this must have been said with Josie in the room. Trouble maker he is.

ange7 20-07-2010 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3494141)
Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."
oh!!! how we laughed and laughed what what!

karezza 21-07-2010 09:13 AM
About Steve (the Baron) Gill:

His wife deserves a medal - If I had to sleep next to him I would divorce him.

karezza 23-07-2010 10:05 AM
I went in for officer training, but I realised I wouldn't last long so I didn't bother with the induction course and just went for the cheese and nibbles.

Visage 23-07-2010 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by karezza (Post 3525220)
To Josie:

"When you put the wig on, you look like a landlady I once knew in St. Andrews."
He can be so annoying at times, but I love this line:joker::joker:

Pato 23-07-2010 03:58 PM
John James - "Can you take my shirt off "
Ben - " I could but im not going to"

Angus 23-07-2010 08:13 PM
"We've never been accused of being laddy before, have we Dave?" :laugh:

ange7 24-07-2010 04:36 PM
Dave: "these quotes are all killa!!"
http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp357/ange7/dave.gif

Angus 24-07-2010 05:16 PM
On Josie saying about JJ1 and JJ2'Oh, now there's two hunks in the group'.

Ben to Dave: "I've never thought of myself as a hunk but the implication is that the rest of us are all butt ugly."

karezza 26-07-2010 10:04 AM
On Louis Spence:
"I've heard of him, he makes hats"

karezza 27-07-2010 10:17 AM
Dont you just hate it when you go into a restaurant there's often a hen party and shouting going on - I just want them all to die.

karezza 28-07-2010 09:55 AM
About Crab Eyes & Thumbsucker:

"She's a pig & he's a piglet".


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