"You would have made a wicked Viking"

Josie wants to send Steve back in time

:laugh:

"Mario, have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber?"

Josie to Mario after he told her he couldn't think why housemates had nominated John James

Josie: ''I love making a ***** out of myself!''

I fake love her:D.

"All you're doing is setting me up for ******ing humiliation"

Josie tries to halt Rachel and Caoimhe's plans to test the waters with John James

shamefully missed off the HL show, along with a couple other lines from her :joker:

Is this thread for particularly interesting quotes or just anything Josie says?

Today she said "Has anyone seen my jeans shirt"
Josie said. "I will wash the dishes:
Josie said: "Nathan sometimes looks like Mel Gibson"
Josie said: "I fancy JJ"

Anything really (well not everything), thanks for the quotes:).

:joker:

Josie to Ben about David: "I don't pretend I'm being nice & try and murder you with a sock or a Bible .... no serious, he tried to murder me ..."

:laugh2:.

random girlie: "look how hot we look"

Josie: "You lot look hot, I look like a viking"


bitter funny moment they talk about their superhero poses... she has no self confidence :(

I know:(. Jose needs to start thinking she is beautiful, looks aren't everything or being thin, it's what is inside what counts:blush:.

I loved the comment about Keeley being superwoman, but wonderwoman is coming out and she is going to clean the bathroom till it looks newly fitted LOL

Chimpanzee comment, CLASSIC!

Josie: "I'm going to get straight to the gym after this!"

:)

What did she call them 'ladycows'? lmao

Cool yer udders! :joker:

Ha Ha yes and cowbags:D.

(about the whole Dave saying shes fat thing"

"Maybe i overreacted because im on my period" hahaha

yes :D

"You reckon if i make John James wife whites whiter than white, he might fancy me?"

Josie says she was miserable when she was a size 10.

Josie: I'm doing it for the bigger ladies.

"He's one sandwhich short of a picnic! He's bonkers" - about Dave!

"You can't try and make someone feel that way about you when they obviously don't"

This is my quote; Anyone who can have their on thread on a long list of their quotes is the winner of BB to me.

Josie might get a job in an old peoples home when she leaves the house.

Nah, she should have her own comedy show.

Josie to Andrew "I'm doing it for the big girls and you're doing it for the gingers"

Josie to Andrew about JJ

''No good putting butter on his penis , he wouldn't taste any better''

:D