^^^^Lovin that!!!

Spank your partner with it all in the name of a little 'S & M'

LMAO!

I can't believe Scoobs posted this without expecting it to turn dirty.

I think she knew it would. Now she will act all innocent and shocked etc. :laugh:


Things to do with a cucumber: Sit in a supermarket cafe and simulate oral sex with it, whilst eye-ing up the middle-aged car-park attendant...

You sound very knowledgable in these matters, Stropz.

Is that how you met Mr Stropz, by any chance?

lol.. you don't even wanna know... :laugh: :tongue: :laugh:

and, on that note,, i'm off for somethin to eat.. and not a cucumber... lol:xyxwave:

... lies!!!

well enjoy whatever you decide to eat

exactly, you and I both know what she's upto..at her age too, YUK!

Youre so frigid....it's not like she's 70 odd! :laugh:

she's shown me a picture of her which i was disgusted with trust me, i can't show it here because i'll get banned..yes it's that bad

you said she was pretty fit for a mother of two... you change your mind so quickly!

I changed my mind as soon as she showed me this particular picture..it was beyond disgusting, i had to put down my bacon butty

ahh the food comes into the equation again!!

I'm still a growing lad what can i say

SMC.. u little fukka!!!! Don't be goin around sayin I sent ya rank pics..... christ sake boy, I have a reputation to uphold.. ! :nono: :laugh:

so does SMC!:tongue:

he knows bettah than to fuk wi me tho.. :wink:

you know ya did though, that pic you sent me were it was all hanging out...uhh, just thinking about it makes me shudder

don't worry stropz. I wont believe a single nasty thing he says about you! He loves you really:laugh:

there were feck all hanging out ... don't be goin there, unless you want me to bring up the pic you showed me today... showin a bit of skin.. eh.. eh .. eh.. :wink:

He does actually. And who could blame him... :wink:

Got to admit though this thread is a good one Kept everyone going

Things to do with cucumber:

Stick 10 of them up Chuck Norris' ar5e and yell: "you're not so feckin tough now are you?"

lol stropz!!!

Chuck Norris would snap the cucumber with his cheeks

Stropz that really tickled my fancy