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MTVN 28-10-2010 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873445)
Cool get me one please! :)
:shocked:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873445)
Cool get me one please! :)
what do i get in return :nono: /pedoness

Niall 28-10-2010 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873456)
what do i get in return :nono: /pedoness
You get a T-Rex:
http://www.biblelife.org/evolution-t-rex.jpg
That cool? His name is Fred btw.

Niall 28-10-2010 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 3873454)
:shocked:
:joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3873464)
You get a T-Rex:
http://www.biblelife.org/evolution-t-rex.jpg
That cool? His name is Fred btw.
:love:

Niall 28-10-2010 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873469)
:love:
Its a deal then. :love:

Oh and Fred needs to be fed 5 times every day - he only eats living things though.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 03:31 PM
D:

Niall 28-10-2010 03:31 PM
Ok soooo back on topic then:

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking
Fine.'
So that was nice."

Legend killer 28-10-2010 04:36 PM
M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





Jelly Baby replies: "****ing allsorts (the sweets allsorts).

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873683)
M8 at training told me this and i think it is a right cracker

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and says "I need an AIDS test". The doctor says "Why? What've you been up to?"





Jelly Baby replies: "****ing allsorts.
did you get all nice and sweaty at training :love:

Legend killer 28-10-2010 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873718)
did you get all nice and sweaty at training :love:
PMSL yep i had to take a good long shower afterwards

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873727)
PMSL yep i had to take a good long shower afterwards
omfg

*dies*

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 04:51 PM
with the other players :amazed:

Niall 28-10-2010 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873736)
omfg

*dies*
:joker:

Legend killer 28-10-2010 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873739)
with the other players :amazed:
Nah i was on my own lol

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873746)
Nah i was on my own lol
pics? :love:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873778)
lol no sorry i didn't think of bringing a camera with me into the shower , i will remember to do so next time pmsl
i bet your exhausted after the game

let me give you a massage :lovedup:

Legend killer 28-10-2010 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3873792)
i bet your exhausted after the game

let me give you a massage :lovedup:
I would love one , all that rough physical play on the pitch really makes my muscles tired, espcially on my lower body

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3873801)
I would love one , all that rough physical play on the pitch really makes my muscles tired, espcially on my lower body
omfg

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/faint.gif

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-10-2010 05:24 PM
the mods said my foot fetish was dirty :bawling:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 06-01-2011 06:06 PM
what's bruce lee's favorite drink? wataaaaaaaaaah

Niall 06-01-2011 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Scott (Post 3873805)
:laugh3:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 3873808)
the mods said my foot fetish was dirty :bawling:
LOL :joker:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 4038615)
what's bruce lee's favorite drink? wataaaaaaaaaah
:laugh3:


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