Thank's for the Muffins, Kerry. My favourite!

These will go down a treat with my espousal of white supremacist doctrine!

-she responds with "it's kkk my dear!" and is suddenly ejected-

It was her leona2

I bet Patrick didnt expect to be evicted in such an early stage. ha2

Omgz so she was really nasty looking :shocked:

I love it great thread :) except i wouldnt have nommed patrick and no way would i fail to deliver!

:joker:

Basically that's what Patrick meant, yeah

:nono:


Don't kick Kerry out. That leaves just one girl in the house.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=154428 :joker::joker: :joker: /BB8 Emily

Aww, Much love to the fans. :)
:love:

Haha bloody brilliant

Well, apart from getting kicked :bawling:

I'm so sorry. I'll go on This Morning and tell everyone how sorry I am

it appears the night I reenacted the entirety of 12 Angry Men with some saucepans didn't make the highlights :bored:

:laugh2:

You haven't really been kicked! :hugesmile:

Oh thank goodness http://foolstown.com/sm/obm.gif

Thanks to the people who say I'd win. :') :love:

I think either Ben, Claudia or Caitlin would win imo. :amazed:

And omfg Greg you need to keep writing these BB stories. They're gold. :laugh3:

Week 3 Highlights

Task

The house was split into two teams for this week's task. The losing team would all be up for eviction, while the winning team would receive extra money for the food budget. One team consisted of Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey and Stu; the other team consisted of arista, MMAI, MrGaryy, Scott and Smithy. The teams had to go head to head in a pub quiz which tested their knowledge on various areas of general knowledge, and a specialised final round which consisted of questions about housemates on the other team. Memorable moments from the quiz included Stacey asking if Vanuatu was a type of transport, and Scott refusing to answer question 7 of round 3 "Who sang Murder On The Dancefloor?" - still offended by remarks made earlier in the series. The winning team was Kerry, Novo, Shaun, Stacey and Stu - meaning they were safe from that week's eviction. In a twist to what was previously stated (and so the fixing begins - typical producers) - the five safe housemates were then told they had to choose nominations from the five losing team housemates.

Nominations

arista: ineligible to nominate
Kerry: MMAI & Scott - she was sick of Scott trying to wind her up and couldn't believe he was still in the house.
MMAI: ineligible to nominate
MrGaryy: ineligible to nominate
Novo: MrGaryy & MMAI - because he couldn't stand living in the same house as him any longer and was sick of hearing him hum the tune to Run in the shower every morning.
Scott: ineligible to nominate
Shaun: MMAI & arista - because he wasn't as qt as MrGaryy, Scott or Smithy and he was a bit sick of arista's giant chicken suit which he had been wearing since the previous Monday.
Smithy: ineligible to nominate
Stacey: MrGaryy because he was rude and kept saying she was stupid & arista
Stu: MMAI & Smithy because he reckoned Lady Gaga had probably put out a new music video by now and reckoned he'd be doing him a favour getting him evicted so he could go see it instead of having to wait.

Scott = 1 nomination
Smithy = 1 nomination
arista = 2 nominations
MrGaryy = 2 nominations
MMAI = 4 nominations

Eviction

The three housemates up for eviction were therefore arista, MrGaryy and MMAI. The percentage share of the votes went as follows: arista - 15.42%; MrGaryy - 39.89%; MMAI - 44.69% meaning that MMAI was evicted from the house. MMAI left the house to mostly boos and gave an infamously bitter interview with Closer magazine in the days following his eviction about how fixed the show was.

We can live in hope.

lol.

Week 4 Highlights

Task

Housemates got to choose this week's task from a large back catalogue of previous tasks that they could recreate. The popular choice was the box task, whereby housemates had to stay in a box, whoever lasted the longest won the task. The winner of this task would receive a special prize which would be revealed to the winner at the end of the task. The housemates lasted as follows:

9th place - Stacey - 22 minutes, 8th place - Stu - 24 minutes (hilariously shouting he needed to pee before he theatrically rose out of his box, breaking the silence rule), 7th place - MrGaryy - 46 minutes, 6th place - arista - 1 hour 14 minutes, 5th place - Shaun - 1 hour 32 minutes, 4th place - Kerry - 1 hour 58 minutes, 3rd place - Scott - 2 hours 19 minutes, 2nd place - Smithy - 2 hours 35 minutes, 1st place - Novo - 3 hours 4 minutes

Novo was summoned to the Diary Room shortly after emerging victorious and was informed of his prize. There were three new housemates available to enter the house, but Novo had the power of choosing when they got to enter. Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle, the three new housemates, were ready to go into the house at any time - Novo decided to put off making a decision until after the nominations were made for that week's eviction.

Nominations

arista: Smithy & MrGaryy
Kerry: Novo & Scott
MrGaryy: arista - because arista's new costume, Ghostface from the Scream movies, was creeping him out & Novo
Novo: Smithy - he reflected that it would be amusing if Smithy got evicted before Ninastar entered the house & Shaun
Scott: Smithy - for getting angry at him for having a laugh & Kerry
Shaun: Stacey & Novo
Smithy: Scott - because he jumped on top of his bed and broke one of the springs and had then told Stacey that Smithy had broken it during some 'private time' to wind him up, causing Stacey to spread the rumour & Stacey for spreading the rumour about him.
Stacey: Smithy for having a wank in his bed and breaking a spring & Stu
Stu: Smithy because he reckoned by now Lady GaGa's new song would be everywhere and it was just unfair on Smithy to have not heard it by now & Kerry



arista, MrGaryy, Shaun, Stu = 1 nomination
Kerry, Scott, Stacey = 2 nominations
Novo = 3 nominations
Smithy = 5 nominations

Eviction

Novo still had the power to decide when the new housemates would enter, and so he spent the rest of the week mulling this decision over. He spoke to Big Brother and asked what would happen if he got evicted and he still hadn't made the decision, and he was informed that he would have to make the decision during his eviction interview. Novo decided to take his decision to the bitter end with him, stating that it would make for an interesting interview to put new housemates in if he got evicted, and it would wind Smithy up if he let the new housemates in after he got evicted. The editing biased towards Novo in the run up to this eviction swung survival in his favour, and Smithy was evicted with 56.77% of the public vote. Smithy's interview with Zee came to its conclusion and then the footage cut back to the house where Big Brother asked Novo to 'make the decision' while the housemates were gathered in the living room area. He did so, and the three new housemates (Ninastar, Jessica and ukturtle) entered the house one by one. Smithy looked heartbroken as Ninastar entered the house, wishing that he had survived.


VTs

Ninastar is staring at the camera. "Do I just talk into it?" The interviewer confirms her question. "HI!! I'm Caitlin and I love foxes and stuff!!!" She is leaning forward manically and falls off her chair, raising a huge laugh from the crowd which can be heard over the VT. "Oops.." Caitlin exits the limousine to enormous cheers and enters the house.

Jessica is shaking her head at the interviewer. "People used to bully me and say mean things about eggs, it was so not stunning." She scratches her nose and shakes her head again at an inaudible question. "No, I don't sound like a bogger, have you been talking to Karl?" The crowd cheers for her and she makes her way into the house.

ukturtle does an :evilgrin: to the camera. "My name's Ben and I like to travel. I've led quite an interesting life so far but I rarely stay in the same place for too long, so I think living in the Big Brother house is going to be quite a challenge for me, because there is no escape from it." Ben steps out of the limousine and is greeted with huge cheers, one person in the crowd (who is holding a BEN WILL YOU NIALL ME?! sign) throws his underwear at him.

Niall, take your underwear back, you'll catch a cold :nono:

LMFAO. :laugh3:

Only if you give me a pair of yours. :evilgrin:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

LOL, I'll throw a pair of underwear to the crowd if I win, but only if I win. ;)