What would you do with half an hour, a tub of vaseline and seventy wax replicas of the Venus di Milo?

How much, to the nearest milligram, does your nose weigh?

When and where was the first time you shaved a lightbulb?

If I have 3 cardboard cut-outs of Harry! and I lose two of them in a snowstorm how ****ing gutted will you be?

How do you pronounce 'jalapeno' and how does that make you feel?

When is arista going to reveal his 6 year love affair with Caroline Quentin?

what do you think of this moth?

How many oxo cubes should you put into Sticks' cup of tea?

can seagulls fly upside down?

Was the Third Reich simply misunderstood?

who is that in your sig nate?

(don't answer, i want karl to answer this)

why do i feel sleepy?

Why is this > most songs

do you lika do tha cha cha?

what's going to happen in the future?

What's your view on human trafficking in Belize?

Why is God in Denmark?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

John, Paul, George or Ringo?

What lubrication have you found to be the best?

Oasis or Blur?
Happy Mondays or the Stone Roses?
Kylie or Dannii Minogue?
BB or CBB?
Amy Childs or Kerry Katona?
Night or Day?
Football or Rugby?
Love or Money?
Who has asked you the best question so far, what is it and why?

Why is the rum always gone?

I love that quote :D

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...9RXhi2lR4mYIIQ

If Kerry Katona, Pete Docherty, Frankie Cocozza and Mick Jagger were all in a room, how much cocaine would be snorted in 16 minutes?

Who is the biggest celebrity slut of 2011?