Phwooooooaaar, that snake wine......it has some bite to it! :dance:

Capt this is the latest of dexter ready to do battle, permission to catch him please.

:joker::joker:that looks to sweet to be Dexter rat Sam,we need to find the fugly one and that will be the one.

I agree with the rat catcher Sam, this is not the real Dexter I believe this may be a ruse.

The Dexter is a cunning one, that rat may be the identity he tried to steal previously.

Are either of these the man in question. I think the one with the headgear is protecting himself from Sam but the other seems to be an early picture of him in his first few weeks.

On another note, how the fuffing hell can \I make my pics bigger.

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Theeeeeere may be a Dexter on this Island crew......I suggest.....we take a.....small search party down annnnd......take a look for ourselves.


Number 1 Smudgie, you have the Deck, I am taking Rat catcher and Doctor Hadouken down with me to investigate....oh and 1 random crewman that nobody has seen before that will cop it somewhere in the final sequence.

:dance:

Oh Kazanne......http://smileys.on-my-web.com/reposit...hahaha-024.gif

Aye aye Captain.:hugesmile:

False alarm number 1, it was just a Salliesaurus Rex. After she chomped on my random crew mate she tried to take us down with her keeping it real but luckily Dr Hadouken formulated a cunning plan and we told her Michael was on the next Island so off she swam to hunt him down.

A lucky escape but onward the ship sails.


And welcome Anon :dance:

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...:bawling:

I'm so sorry I thought you were in the brig. Who let you out?

Pay me well in gold doubloons and I will send a siren with the news.

What brig? I was a good and honest rating - splicing me mainbrace and hoisting me mizzenmast - when a gust of wind blew me overboard...I did let you know by timidly calling up to you Sir...but you were a bit busy.

Barnacle anyone...?

Shiver mi timbers I'm going to get sued for this now, I knew I shouldn't have let Smudgie be in charge of the deck. Now when Mr Rochesters family find out he's living under the sea with the fishes I am going to have a huge law suit on my hands.

Damn me, I should have got pirate insurance. :cloud:

...psst...under me hammock on the lower deck you will find me secret stache of gold doubleballoons...give half to my family ashore when you return and use the rest to send me news of the winner...If perchance their are two winners do not send news - it will only upset my gentle equilibrium.

EX-ABS ROCHESTER

:joker::joker:


Right you are me hearty.

Fear not Captain my Captain Sir. My family are but humble servants at the Endemol Great Hall in Boringwood. They will wish you no trouble. Please will you bear in mind that it was my dying wish that someone would remember to feed the ship's cat Witchhazel? She's a very good ratter...

EX ABS ROCHESTER

Don't ye worry captain,when we trap the rat we will fleece him for for all that bull**** and ransome him to get Mr Rochester back from his watery grave,captain Sam has unseen powers,I am sure there will be a couple ,willing to give their lives for the varmint:devil:
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Try ADMIRAL....

:joker::joker:nice one

:joker:

You make me proud my loyal crew, you have all the attributes that Dexter does not have and I have good faith that the H.M.S Samuel will defeat the privateer ship the Deadly Dexter and get back our loot and the location of poor Mr Rochester who is 7 leagues under the sea somewhere in Bermuda. Or is it Off the coast of Port Elizabeth? This is why we need to find it because I don't know where he is....

:joker:

...if I could breathe I would laugh my watery head orf...:hugesmile: