Day 52:
-queen of geography thinking Mexico is in the Caribbean :love: I want my children to get a Rachel Rice Education (TM)
-wow Rachel being a TRUE FRIEND helping Mikey brush his teeth and get sick in the toilet after the chili challenge <3333
-Rachel getting 0 points in the chili challenge, queen of having a sensitive palette :love:
-and then she was being a good friend again when she was comforting Kat after Lisa served some 2008 shade by singing the Black Eyed Peas's chart-topper SHUT UP :joker:

DR Uncut:
-Rachel told Darnell that he is very FAIR but he needs to work on his temper and he puts himself down too often, queen of having accurate reads on people

Day 53:
-Rachel, Kat, and Lisa came to an agreement to try to keep the volume down after 2:00 AM, queen of compromises and open conversations
-k and then this is the episode where the guys see Rachel's VT and like... she was *slightly* more chatty and animated than normal but you can still see the traces of her actual personality so it's not like Her Mask Slipped or anything?????? talk about blowing things out of proportion (shoutout to Rex in particular for being atrocious if only for insisting that Mikey can't really speak to the VT on the same level that they can bc he can't see)
-and then when the guys share everything they saw Rex gets suuuuuper assholey and Rachel keeps trying to explain herself and Rex just keeps shutting her down eventually with I'D SWAP YOU FOR SCRABBLE which... is not funny?
-yup and this continues into the garden with Rachel again trying to explain that she doesn't think she's being fake but it is hard to be super animated 25/7 when you're competing with a bunch of Big Characters, but Rex doesn't want to hear any of it and just keeps saying that she better just own up to it and admit that she sold herself out bc she was caught red-handed :rolleyes:
-and then Rachel's DR is AMAZING about how she thought she was a party girl but then she came in here and found out what partying and partying and partying is and it's so easy to get tuned out and shut down by a bunch of other big personalities, and ultimately she'll just keep being herself and if people want to be her friend then great and if they don't she'll understand :( my heart is breaking :love:

Rex's ego trip over Rachel's VT was pretty nasty. He acted like she was nasty nick or something... Little did he know that karma will send him his girlfriend...

Day 54:
-Rachel laughing in Lisa's saying and saying "ohhhh Lisa that's a good one!!!" when Lisa claimed to be friends with the person who discovered human DNA and the human genome :joker: queen of having a sense of humor
-and then Rex is just being a complete knob still about the VTs going all "why aren't you bubbly today Rachel???? the girl in that VT wouldn't be eating chickpeas rn" and she's just like ":rolleyes: it's not chickpeas, it's rice. Get it right" :love:
-lmao not a Rachel moment but CPN Katherya is coming out bc she just cornered Rex about giving people reasons to dislike Rachel and he's just like "well w/e they'll forget about it in a few days" and she's just all "but today is nominations day :|" :joker:
-Rachel only got two noms though! More bull**** from Luke about how she's PATRONIZING (?!) and Sara regretfully nominating her for being boring and too nice
-lmao and then Darnell is being a huuuuuuge twat talking about how people from the other side BETTER be nominated bc he is SICK OF THEM getting by on good looks and quick wit (?!) and it's the most nauseating ****ing gameplay ever but then Rachel gets really cute by giving him a pep talk about how if he gets nominated he just needs to grin and bear it and put a smile on his face bc if he reacts then he's showing his weaknesses and letting the other side win :3 such a good friend even though she's friends with human garbage :love:

Day 55:
-Rachel telling Stuart to quit moaning and GO if he wants to leave :love: of course this sends him in a rage about how he has a daughter and SHE ONLY HAS ****ING CHICKENS and Luke jumps in about how she assumes she'll make the final :rolleyes:
-and then the latest B-Block fart cloud is them talking about nominations in code by using football club names like Arsenal and Tottenham and Rachel randomly inserts herself into the conversation by calling herself Rice Krispies :joker:
-and then Rachel's being a good friend by listening to Maysoon talk about how she wants to quit :love: we only get ~45 seconds of this scene and Maysoon bloody walks tomorrow :joker:

k probably my last update for a few days bc life

Day 56:
-Rachel SCREAMED in celebration when Dale and Maysoon revealed themselves to be the Token thieves bc she thought they passed the Shopping Task at first :joker::joker::joker:
-and then she was supportive about Maysoon's quit but it's ****ing Maysoon so

Day 57:
-aww, Mikey gave Rachel some nice comments in his DR like how she's accused of being a fraud but he doesn't think she is bc she's nice and a good friend and chatty and bubbly and he likes her voice iykwim
-oooh and then Rachel had a very ~incisive~ DR about how Rex is slagging her off just to annoy the public so he gets evicted but she sees through and she knows how he's just a nice guy underneath it all so she's not gonna be annoyed with him bc you can see that he's just putting on an arrogant act. That is... a charitable interpretation of events but Rachel IS the queen of seeing the glass half full so
-omg Rachel having to get A SPIT ROAST explained to her and she still doesn't get it :joker:
-blegh, and then more Luke bitching about how Rachel is fake and her ~TRUE SELF~ from her VT will come out in the final week to STEAL THE CHEQUE :rolleyes: but alol Lisa's insisting that she's had Rachel sussed out ever since she SLIPPED UP by flirting with Mario :joker::joker::joker:

Day 58:
-Darnell started bitching about how Kat makes everyone's issue her own issue but Rachel did a good job standing up for her by saying that she just cares a lot about her friends, and then comforting Kat and telling her that she'll make a GREAT mummy :love:
-****ing Luke telling Mikey on his way out that RACHEL is crafting the house's hit list and giving orders in the DR on who the public should evict, glad to see the back of that wanker x

Rachel and Kat! :love:
btw it's my 1,000th post so yay!

DR Uncut:
-Rachel's first DR is her complaining about how she wasn’t put in Jail but was nominated for talking about noms... Kat kinda hijacked it by putting on her fake I'VE BEEN BERRY NAUGHTY :( SORRY :( I ACCEPT TA PUNISHMENT
-omg and then Rachel’s popping off about how WE ARE NOT IN HERE TO BE SEXUAL KITTENS FOR *YOU LOT* I’m guessing this is a continuation over the VT bull**** :love: and Rex just gets really rude and says she has the sexuality of a slug :\
-and ****ing Luke is bitching about how Rachel and others would BEG Big Brother to stay in the house and insist that it was a fluke of a percentage omfg just give it up you TOSSER!!!!!!!!!
-Rachel has noticed that Rex is trying to wind people up and be naughty and nasty just so people evict him! QUEEN of detective work :love: (it was another Rachel/Kat joint DR but who cares about Kat’s part but lol they plan on handcuffing themselves to house fixtures so they can’t get evicted)

QUEEN of being a mafia don :love:

Day 59:
-QUEEN of knowing the alphabet backwards, Rachel is the new Head of House!!!! :love: she's laughing about how now she has to make decisions and have opinions on things
-lmao and then Mikey SHOUTS about how Rachel shouldn't feel bad for Nicole and Rex bc she hasn't even gotten to see her boyfriend yet, and Rachel of course was super nice and just figured that Nicole was upset over the suitcase drama. Queen of understanding other people's perspectives!

DR Uncut:
-Rachel REALLY REALLY doesn’t want to be evicted but it’s her own fault for breaking the rules, and if the public don’t want her here then she has to accept it, and she’s had good times and bad times and it’s been an emotional rollercoaster but she’s loved every minute in the house :love: apparently a lot of people in the house are thinking it’s gonna be Rachel?
-WOW Sara wants her evicted, not to sound two-faced but because she’s JUST A BIT BORING and even though she likes her she could never imagine going for a coffee with her or inviting her to a party because it’d be a boring night

Rachel's HoH :love:

Day 60:
-Poor Rachel's already having a tough HOH bc fooking Mohamed keeps trying to sleep!!!! She rightfully calls him out on being unfair when he wasn't disrespectful to any other Head of House, and then she has a DR about how she wishes she could give him a detention or send a letter home :joker:
-omg and then it's Rachel and the letters from home, like she literally doesn't hesitate to give Nicole, Kat, and Mikey their letters and is so selfless and doesn't even want to tell people that she sacrificed giving up her own letter asdfjkl; seriously one of the few genuinely nice things done on BBUK9, or even BBUK in general :love: and then she read Mikey's letter and Kat's letter and it was so sweet omfg

Rachel is such a humble queen! <3

Day 61:
-poor ****ing Rachel having to listen to and comfort Darnell in his weird self-pity about how HE'S SO EMBARRASSED for the second day in a row about something stupid with Sara :rolleyes:
-alol Rachel getting reprimanded for washing up as Head of House :love: and THEN she has to wear a cigarette lighter as a belt? Queen of banal punishments :love:
-omg and then the episode ends with MORE Rachel drama bc she wants to wash the dishes tomorrow and everyone is IRATE bc they think they'll get punished since BB told Rachel to wash dishes at her own peril? IDK it's just like Dale and Rex and Mohamed and they all have sticks up their arses as far as I'm concerned!

Day 62:
-Rachel had a low-key episode, probably because she's been so exhausted from her Head of House duties! All she did was champion Sara and Mohamed to be the two ping pong people in the puppetry shopping task, it was cute how she had faith in them :)

Day 63:
-poor Rachel's having a tough time commanding her authority as Head of House and making sure that everyone is awake :(
-oooof and then the Hell HMs get punished for Rachel washing dishes as Head of House and everyone comes down on her really hard and she comes down on herself really hard and apologizes like 10,000 times :( matters are made worse when Heaven gets a Chinese takeaway and Rachel almost wants to leave it in the DR :joker: her entire Head of House is just her trying to make The Right Decision but pissing everyone off more and more each day :joker::love:

Forgot to update yesterday!

Day 64:
-Rachel IMMEDIATELY decided to buy back Kat, Mo, and Nicole's suitcases bc it would stop all the drama. Queen of selfless budgeting!
-and then she volunteered herself and Rex to go over to Hell and help Kat, Mikey, and Nicole clean up :love: I mean I hate Rex but how kind of her to reunite #TrueLove
-and then the shopping was delivered and Rachel's immediately taking care of the pet goldfish :love: QUEEN of pet-sitting!
-omg and then Rachel got a video message from home and it was super sweet and cute and her boyfriend's a hunk and she's never even SEEN her half-sister but she made an appearance anyway??? It was legitimately a great moment :love:

Thread of the year :clap1:

An inspiration to us all :worship:

Day 65:
-Rachel had a nice chat with Dale about how she thought he was a jerk at first and he was putting on the front of a bad boy but lately she's seen a younger, more innocent Dale who couldn't possibly plan on nailing the girls in the house and couldn't possibly get booed and be hated. Queen of sending off the evictee on a positive note!
-that was pretty much it lol although Rachel DID interject a little bit in the weird Darnell/Sara thing after Sara spent the night flirting with Stuart bc Rachel was just like "um wtf Darnell why are you tripping when you told me you DON'T like Sara???"

DR Uncut:
-lmaooooo Rachel’s saying in the DR that they might have to shut down the live feeds bc there’s a pubic hair in the brussel sprouts :joker: and she’s confident that they’d be able to eat them all if there wasn’t a pube in them!
-lmao and now she’s interpreting BB’s command to continue washing dishes at her own peril as a threat that NOBODY is allowed to wash dishes :joker:
-aw Rachel’s saying she’s trying to be a good Head of House but she’s not being very successful bc she should listen to the majority about not washing the dishes but she thinks they’re being selfish bc they say they feel sorry for Kat and Mikey and Nicole but they don’t want to lose any parties, and she doesn’t think she commands any respect from the others bc she’s just Little Rachel With No Opinions :(
-Mikey is definitely using the puppet Rachel doll to play out his own Rachel fantasies O_O :joker:
-omfgggggggggg and now he’s having puppet Rachel and puppet Sara make out in the pool as one of their performances :joker::joker::joker: