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user104658 05-11-2017 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 9681925)
You need to set your aperture to f/1.8 or so to give that shallow depth of field so that its just the dick that is pin sharp and all the background is blurred. Obs a good light source is important so if you can go outside at say 9 am when the light is good ideal.

Use a tripod and a remote release app on your phone to the camera. Then you can touch it up in Lightroom to really make it pop

:hee:
That's art not porn though. To make it really sexy, it needs to be a grainy snap taken in low light with no flash, unshaven OR completely shaved but with a 9 o'clock shadow - no manscaping before the shot. Semi-erect and flopped sideways against the balls, a tiny glisten of precum just tickling the urethra.

Bellissimo

Crimson Dynamo 05-11-2017 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 9681888)
This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated :laugh:
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user104658 05-11-2017 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 9681938)
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Marsh. 05-11-2017 01:36 PM
Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers. D:

user104658 05-11-2017 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 9682016)
Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers. D:
Legend has it that when they need to make a big decision and cannot agree, they gaze deep into that abyss and hope for divine inspiration.

Marsh. 05-11-2017 01:54 PM
:joker:

Tom4784 05-11-2017 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 9682016)
Wow. Not the mods having Conzors arsehole on display in the towers. D:
I think that must have been before I became a mod, thankfully.

There was a time though when you'd fear to open up any PM reports for fear of seeing more of a member (huhuhuhuhuhuhu) than you ever wanted to.

Vicky. 05-11-2017 02:29 PM
I know nothing of conzors arsehole thankfully.

The member in question is permabanned now. It was especially fun to trick iceman into looking at the photo again tbh :D

Marsh. 05-11-2017 03:12 PM
Just when you said spread their arsehole in the shower I immediately had a flashback to Conzors ice bucket challenge. :joker:

user104658 05-11-2017 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 9682085)
I know nothing of conzors arsehole thankfully.

The member in question is permabanned now. It was especially fun to trick iceman into looking at the photo again tbh :D
:omgno: Truth!

caprimint 05-11-2017 04:27 PM
Was it Thomas? :joker:

Vicky. 05-11-2017 04:34 PM
It was indeed :laugh:

Amy Jade 05-11-2017 05:08 PM
This thread reminded me of when I used to play on stardoll and go on cam on a site and one girl stuck a tv remote up her fanny and because someone posted about it the room got swamped and the room went on a popular list and loads of old men were coming on cam wanking

She used to do weird things like that, she was about 13 or 14 and I was about 11 I think and she would just get on cam and flash her boobs or play with herself and people would sccreenshot it :/

We used to report her but she knew how to get back on

Jordan. 05-11-2017 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 9681888)
This happened here with a few people. I actually got caught up in it all and sent my tits (in a bra, no nipple flashing lol) to people, which then got circulated :laugh:

There was also a member who posted a shot of himself in the shower, arsehole spread. This was reported, and every now and again a mod will post ihn the report thread to make the rest of the mods look at it again :D I believe the actual image ended up spoilered in the report thread as it happened too often
Screaming why can't tibb still be this messy

Vicky. 05-11-2017 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 9682311)
This thread reminded me of when I used to play on stardoll and go on cam on a site and one girl stuck a tv remote up her fanny and because someone posted about it the room got swamped and the room went on a popular list and loads of old men were coming on cam wanking

She used to do weird things like that, she was about 13 or 14 and I was about 11 I think and she would just get on cam and flash her boobs or play with herself and people would sccreenshot it :/

We used to report her but she knew how to get back on
I don't remember the full story, but something like that happened on here too. One of our younger members was found to be camming for cash or something. Underage.

Tibb used to be so...weird :laugh:

Smithy 05-11-2017 06:01 PM
Zotler :omgno:

caprimint 05-11-2017 08:49 PM
She always looked like 18+ when she was like 14 though :suspect:

And typed like it

Babayaro. 05-11-2017 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Sullen Girl (Post 9679826)
i always imagine marsh has one of those weird dicks where the shaft is really skinny and the head is like ginormous by comparison so it looks like a ping pong ball on top of a pencil
:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Marsh. 05-11-2017 09:32 PM
:suspect:

Marsh. 05-11-2017 09:37 PM
She stuck a remote up her fanny at 13?

Talk about ruining your childhood. :omgno:

user104658 05-11-2017 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 9683110)
She stuck a remote up her fanny at 13?

Talk about ruining your childhood. :omgno:
Not to mention the remote.

Amy Jade 05-11-2017 11:14 PM
It was a sky one too :umm2:

Ant. 05-11-2017 11:22 PM
Honestly I feel like me and this Zotler chick would've gotten along just fine whered she go???

Marsh. 05-11-2017 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 9683180)
It was a sky one too :umm2:
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

thesheriff443 06-11-2017 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 9683188)
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
you find a 13 year with a sky remote in her fanny so funny and yet you try and preach to members on here about what's right and wrong when it comes to sex.

You just pretend to be outraged when it suits.


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