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bots 23-05-2018 01:14 PM

I hope you have been taking lessons from Steve McClaren so that you can fit in with the locals

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bitontheslide (Post 10004082)
I hope you have been taking lessons from Steve McClaren so that you can fit in with the locals

:joker:

Crimson Dynamo 23-05-2018 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam. (Post 10004079)
I don't think he should get his hopes up of female communication of the romantic or sexual kind

maybe he wont pack his clothes he wears in Fife and its environs?

Nicky91 23-05-2018 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10004076)
you would not recognise a big hairy brown porno fanny if it turned up on your slice of bread and hundreds and thousands in t' morning

:hehe:

yes i would, but i just wouldn't be this low and cheap, maybe i would call few of those girls to stay with me, but then listening to music, watching movies i guess

Lostie! 23-05-2018 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10004043)
I was sort of joking??

Ahahahaha! You stupid little woman, honestly.

Nicky91 23-05-2018 01:18 PM

that thread title does remind me a bit of west side story, that song AMERICAAAAA


:joker: :joker:

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10004076)
you would not recognise a big hairy brown porno fanny if it turned up on your slice of bread and hundreds and thousands in t' morning

:hehe:

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Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10004087)
yes i would, but i just wouldn't be this low and cheap, maybe i would call few of those girls to stay with me, but then listening to music, watching movies i guess

A contrast

waterhog 23-05-2018 01:22 PM

its a different way off life out there but you will be fine and congrats. watch this for some tips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfJqLFQSIk

Crimson Dynamo 23-05-2018 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10004087)
yes i would, but i just wouldn't be this low and cheap, maybe i would call few of those girls to stay with me, but then listening to music, watching movies i guess

Very romantic Nicholas but I think Marc is more the love them and leave them type of Lothario and as such would have little time for such foreplay as he would be concentrating on his next conquest?

Its disgusting I know but some blokes are like marc in that hateful way


:sad:

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 01:26 PM

Nicholas is literally my middle name

RichardG 23-05-2018 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10004087)
yes i would, but i just wouldn't be this low and cheap, maybe i would call few of those girls to stay with me, but then listening to music, watching movies i guess

this gave me such a wettie :rolleyes: we should meet up

Crimson Dynamo 23-05-2018 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10004106)
Nicholas is literally my middle name

Knickerless?



you BEAST

Nicky91 23-05-2018 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10004096)
Very romantic Nicholas but I think Marc is more the love them and leave them type of Lothario and as such would have little time for such foreplay as he would be concentrating on his next conquest?

Its disgusting I know but some blokes are like marc in that hateful way


:sad:

Marc is nothing like that, he comes over to me as really cute and lovely :fist:

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Originally Posted by RichardG (Post 10004111)
this gave me such a wettie :rolleyes: we should meet up

chatting about belts together :flutter: what a lovely first date that could be

Crimson Dynamo 23-05-2018 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 10004115)
Marc is nothing like that, he comes over to me as really cute and lovely :fist:


dont fist me whilst talking about what marc comes over


:nono:

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RichardG (Post 10004111)
this gave me such a wettie :rolleyes: we should meet up

:joker::joker:

Nicky91 23-05-2018 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 10004116)
dont fist me whilst talking about what marc comes over


:nono:

:hmph:

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 01:37 PM

:sadwettie: @ Nicky fisting LT

y.winter 23-05-2018 02:26 PM

Only reading it now.
:cheer2:
Amazing Marc! Glad that you have the chance of doing it like you wanted to. Have a wonderful time and ignore LT and do your thing :laugh:

Babayaro. 23-05-2018 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by y.winter (Post 10004163)
Only reading it now.
:cheer2:
Amazing Marc! Glad that you have the chance of doing it like you wanted to. Have a wonderful time and ignore LT and do your thing :laugh:

:love:

Thanks, winter!

Calderyon 23-05-2018 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 10004040)
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be taking plenty of condoms with him

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Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10004041)
Don't worry, I'll bring a box of durex just to be safe

#Activating sarcasm detector

#Sarcasm detected - generating response - done

#Posting response - execute


Nice to know, but I did not mean that kind of protection.

Nicky91 23-05-2018 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by y.winter (Post 10004163)
Only reading it now.
:cheer2:
Amazing Marc! Glad that you have the chance of doing it like you wanted to. Have a wonderful time and ignore LT and do your thing :laugh:

the bringer of good advice :clap2:

Babayaro. 03-06-2018 04:01 AM

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Repping Scotland :D

Josiah. 03-06-2018 04:43 AM

Marc, welcome to the U.S.; and I hope we can meet sometime while you are in Ohio (since you aren't that far away from Pittsburgh).

bots 03-06-2018 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10023924)
Repping Scotland :D

So your first tourist snap is of a toilet cubicle? :skull:

MB. 03-06-2018 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10023924)
Repping Scotland :D

Did they put that germs warning up just for you? :worry:


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