BAH! This is the TIBB Star office, not THAT RAG'S OFFICE! I'm trying to run a respectable establishment here!
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SAM CAUGHT STRADDLING RUSSELL BRAND

In a shocking turn of events in the rollercoaster/ Disaster film of Sam's life, the TIBB Host was pictured tumbling out of a nightclub wearing nothing but a G-string while straddling lothario Russell Brand. Hubby Mark Ronson witnessed these events from the bar while snortling into his cocktail.

I knew that ages ago. HAH!
Heatworld is better!