Our last fight was my fault.

My wife asked me, "what's on the TV?"

I said, "dust!"

Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.

Eager to please, I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while.

:joker: :joker:

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?

Myra Hindley and a young boy walking across the moors. "Fkkn scary this is" said the lad. "Tell me about it" says Myra "I've got to walk back on my own"

Opinions are like dicks, only men should have them.

The suspense is killing me.

You know, it really pisses me off how everyone makes a big deal about Maddie Mccann disappearing when hundreds of kids go missing everyday. I don't understand what was so special about her.

She wasn't even that good of a ****.

No doubt! :hugesmile:

What type of humour do you like then, WOMBAI? Or do you not like laughing? :shrug:

What a band.

I lost my virginity last night.


I hate prison.

If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?

KKK vs KFC

:laugh2:

I laugh all the time - why do you think I come on this forum! Just reading many of the posts - can be quite a good remedy for relieving stress! A good example being silly young females who seem to have forgotten what sex they are!

So basically if I were to put you in a room full of typical teenage girls in my school, you would be in hysterics?

Why have they forgotten what sex they are?

Wait, leave me guess this one ...

... because they don't hold the same views as you do?

You surely underestimate some of your classmates! Some young girls/boys can be very silly - but, come on, most are surely not that silly! :hugesmile: The giggles I have got from some on this forum - have helped me get through some of my recent assignments with my hair still intact! :hugesmile:

You'd be surprised.

Exception to the rule of course, but most are ****ing useless.

Who are you trying to kid - I'm sure even you don't really believe that! :hugesmile:

Tell me why then. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING.

If not, your just wasting time, really.

Because it is self-explanatory isn't it! You're not stupid - unlike some!

'Some girls on here have forgotton what sexuality they are' is not exactly the most self explanatory term ever. What did they do, watch Top Gear or something?

If you don't want to back up your statement for the second time tonight, be my guest.

What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?


FIRE.







peace be with you.

I said sex - not sexuality - different!

I thought it was obvious - if not to some, I am not going to elaborate any further!