:laugh3: This threads brilliant!

ahaha, I remember this

Glue... a prog about some pretentious, singing, dancing solvent abusers

LMAO this thread was comedy gold!

The Story Of Tracy Beamer - titular character is too embarrassing to be adopted.
Strictly Come Lancing - it's ballroom dancing, with swords! Bruce Forsyth violently murders the couple who finish with the lowest combined score.
Watchbog - Anne Robinson is watching you pee.
Planet Darth - The exact same as Planet Earth, except David Attenborough's been perfecting his best Star Wars impersonations.
Life On Murs - Olly Murs is hit by a car (LOL HALLELUJAH) and wakes up in 1973 (there's definitely scope for a James Blunt/Olly Murs gay romance, fuelled by their passion for being annoying.)
Hatch of the Day - Gary Lineker presents a surprisingly regular commentary on the newest discoveries in LOST.
National Pottery - Costly revamped version of the lottery draw; all the balls are made from clay; lots of breakages ensue.
Top Of The Pots - The pottery industry has gone into overdrive; all your favourite popstars now perform on top of gigantic clay sculptures: this week, the Sugababes on top of a gigantic penis!
Lone Island - Paul Danan returns for another series to try and find a girlfriend, and discovers there is nobody there but him. Lol at him.
Coronation Streep - The great Meryl is finally rewarded for her talents and takes to the throne, replacing that Elizabeth bitch, and takes residence above t'Rovers and bitches about Emily and Norris with Rita.

Wife Slap - Beat that bitch.

EDIT: Oh scrotum, this has already been done :(

The Thrill -
Coronation Fleet -

Claywatch -

What Katie Died Next - The follow up TV show to Katie Price's death.

Ultimate Fork

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This one's for Cheryl
XFarter

and for Gillian
The Faint

Sabrina The Teenaged Bitch Show about the life of a young girl in high school with serious hormonal problems.

Sex Feet Under Series follows the lives of a family with some major fetish issues.

Kudos to those of you coming up with ideas that not only relate to the rules of the game, but actually have an inherent joke within their meaning.

Those of you simply changing a letter to make another word for the heck of it ... uh ... that's lovely work. We'll stick them up on the fridge in just a minute.

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Glad you are back on here.

*bows*

I just realised this thread was made 7 hours before Big Brother 10 launched and the great Akin entered the house.

I will sleep better tonight for knowing that. Thanks patrick :thumbs:

The Y Factor - Seriously why are we watching?
Or
The Y Factor - Britain’s national sweetheart and emblem of intelligence Cheryl Cole discuses and debates issues of global importance and interest, from scientific updates on nuclear fusion, debates on the meaning of life to top political issues, such as why dat man Wagner is still on The X Factor.

Countryphile - John Craven brings us the latest on all that country; from that Badgers nest he slept with off of the east coast to the latest way to capture Blue Tit's tits.
(Ok, thats two letters!)

Emmerdule - Some of Britain’s finest teen chavs called Emma (But pronounced Emmer, ALRIGHT?) are trained by some of the world’s finest wizards and put to one-on-one duels to win a bottle of Lambrini.

Question Mime - the same program but with panellists mouths ducktaped up

HAHAHAHAHA
i love you.
[/typing like Sia]

Shit 40 UK - the 40 best shits from around the UK this week

The Cubs - Phillip Schofield explored animal loving.

Challenge Jackspot - Challenge Jack's spot.

South Mark - Mark who lives in the South.

GUYTV - Straight men go gay for pay.

Bud Girls. - Bad Girls go Buddha.

Fookballers Wives - Take out the football, this show is all about sex.

Power SRangers - The strangers who range.

The Weakest Line - Ann Throbinson doing her spin off show, The Weakest Line.

Toad Wars -

Pump My Ride... (use your imaginations to invent programme synopsis.. all of mine are too crude to write) :D