Did you get my pm:wavey:

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james why are we so amazing

Bonnie Holt opens the door to the coffee shop and struts in wearing 8-inch stilettos.

She takes a seat at the corner table next to Vanetha from Big Brother 6, then proceeds to open up her purse and pull out a 10-inch purple dildo.

She proceeds to spread her legs, positioning each foot on a different coffee table, exposing her pink fleshy labia.

The room immediately fills with the aroma of butterscotch and matured cream.

She then takes her purple dildo, and promptly sticks it up her labia, ooh-ing in a glistening moment of immediate pleasure.

The room glares at her.

"What the fook are you lot looking at!?" she says, confused and evidently defensive.

"Carry on, dear" replies Sam Brodie.