My laptop has aids but its currently undergoing treatment and will be back tommorow. Im at work sitting at my desk which is sex.

Thanks Benjamin for keeping the torch alight.

Oh and in regards to the episode.

one word. DRAMA!!

Do you ever do any work at that desk lol? And it's Ben, not Benjamin. And don't you forget it! ;)

I told you you'd have to fight for the torch back. So here's Day 11 - Nominations Day!
http://www.zshare.net/video/890054554c6ae56c/

Look at Alex determined to get in the shower first. He was like Mowgli trekking through the jungle. Strange little feral man.

I'm going off Lee. I don't know whether he's humouring Adele by implying he's her admirer or if he's just playing her now. Oh Lord, she's telling him she'd be ok with him going off with Sophie.

Jade's quite sensible atm not wanting to get involved with the Alex vs Jonny saga. Nominations probably was on Jonny's mind.

Sophie's reading Lee's palms. What a load of old sh!t.

NOMINATIONS:

Adele - Alison and Kate. She's so paranoid
Alex - Jonny "Because he openly said that he urinates in the shower, and I think it's dis-gus-ting." Lol. And Alison "Because she too, also told us, that she urinates in the shower. This too, I think is disgusting." Hilarious
Alison - Alex "I also don't like he uses the tea towl to wash/wipe his hands after he's washed his hands, because I think it's dir-ty." Ha, the feeling's mutual. And Sandy.
Jade - Jonny and Alex. And she's the latest victim of a random spasm attack. On Alex: "He's used me as an escape goat" LMAO!
Jonny - Sandy and Alex. Not surprising.
Kate - Alex and Sandy.
- Sidenote - Adele saying "Do you know what I hate? When kids chew wool jumpers." I hate that too.
Lee - Jade and Kate.
PJ - Alex "He's just a woman!" and Sandy.
Sandy - Jonny and Alison.
Spencer - Alex "Not particularly interested in solving conflicts and more interested in making them" and Alison "Plus she's got a double bed which I'd like" Lol

So, Alex vs Alison vs Sandy. I want Sandy to go.

OMG the HMs have been drinking cider for 6 hours. Alison's dancing is amazing. She's off her ******ing rocker :D

Another good episode

LOL Alex is such a good housemate.

Rubbing everyone up the wrong way.

Sorry guys once again my laptop has the aids.

Ben if you can update this thread until further notice i will offer you sexual favours.

Peace out.

Hmm, I'd rather you paid me some of your winnings. Besides, you already gave me crabs...

Day 12 isn't up yet but I'll post it asap

Overdue but heres Day 12!!!

http://www.zshare.net/video/89104823b2e9a7ab/!

Will now be uploading 2 episodes a day.

Watching Day 12!

I like the chicken coup. It gives you something to watch on LF whenever Sandy isn't swimming. And now Alex has become 1 with the chickens. Tit.

LOL at Kate boling her knickers. I love Kate and Alison. They're just full of energy.

Is Sandy alright upstairs? He admits he thinks of him as an individual rather than working as a team. I know it's a strange concept that the HMs do have to work together for tasks but turn on each other for nominations but with him he just sounds like he's completely in it for himself. He is an outsider of the group after all, and that's his own doing

Sandy: "Bit of a kick in the nuts for her! *wheezing laugh*" Vile man. His dislike for Alison and Jonny is completely overblown. And Alex already saying Kate's upset cos she'll expect more votes for her.

Lol you can tell the HMs are so bored when they're daring each other to snog. And LMAO at Alison breaking the table. Classic. "I THINK I've just borken the outside table by jumpign on it." Ha! There's cameras everywhere, love. :D

The tasks are a bit sh!t in BB3 so it's understandable they all just wanna get pissed. Lol at Jade falling over TWICE.

The tasks are simple in BB3 but seem to cause so much friction especially in the big twist coming soon :)

Oops sorry shouldnt talk bout future episodes lol.

So do you want me to upload 2 a day from now on or stick to 1?

Fool! :nono: The BB3 twists were bigger and better than BB2's though.

Go for it! Still not sure when I'm back at work but I'm sure I'll have time to watch 2 a day/night if you upload them :)

Day 13

http://www.zshare.net/video/8913603760951ef2/

Eviction part 1

http://www.zshare.net/video/8913490796d6e32d/

Eviction part 2 and live task tomorrw :)

Haha, you tease! Just found out I'm back at work at leats for tomorrow so better start watching now...

Day 13!

Sandy's in the shower. Fit! Dear God, no one's ever done that to me on my birthday. Would you rather celebrate your bday in the house or on the outside with your mates? I suppose it's a once in a life time thing to have it in there but it kinda limits what you can do

Good to see Alex and Jonny can get on every now and then. Lol at Sandy: "I was a powerful figure then. Not many people would ****** with me, I tell ya." Jade: "Oh I would. Cos you're a muppet."

"I might just start drinking now co I'm bored." Lol. I think Jade's started to come in to her own.

*sidenote: Jade talking about racism. It's a little bit funny but tragic in retrospect*

I'm not even comment on Jade's Georgraphy knowledge cos I'm sh!t at that lol. Although thinking East Anglia was abroad is pretty funny :D

Sexual frustration strikes! And Jade's having a party! This is gonna be good :D

LMAO at everything. Spencer with the balloon, Alison screaming, and Alex camping it up in a skirt. Tit - gotta love him. Jade: "ITZ MY BUFFDAY!", the edit of Alex readjusting his pants and Jonny: "I'm gonna show all the girls me willy!" I love this episode. :laugh3:

The group have been drinking wine and cider for 9 hours! No sh!t. PJ on his erection: "If you watch you'll see it's flower!" and Kate getting close to Spencer. LMAO at the balloon bursting and brushing PJ's tie up.

Adele and Lee seems kinda sweet again. And lol at Alex beign like some kid in the middle of them both. And ending with Jade reaching over to PJ! :eek:

Brilliant episode!

Thanks for posting these!

Day 14 HLs!

I hate Davina's hair. How the ****** does Sandy have the least amount of votes? Lol at Davina: "Is Sandy's morning swim making you sweat?" Yes Davina. Yes it is.

Haha, Spencer hasn't washed his clothes since entering. Smelly git. That made Alex sit up. He's boiling his clothes like Kate did lol! I think that's what I would do

Alex vs Kate again. That kitchen causes a lot of the drama. Bring it back! At least kate's confronting him about it rather than bitch. Funniest moment of this moment: when Kate puts the oranges back down and one drops off.

Jade's making the problem worse and Alex is back to being annoying. Omg at Kate punching Spencer, she's mightily pissed off. Lol at "Where the ****** is Alex!?!?!" And Alex confiding in the camera. Smarmy tit. I'm on Kate's side.

I don't think there's much to Lee other than football and sex. He seems nice but he's not the most interesting. Alison's just cracked me up again: "I was thinking maybe tomorrow I can eat all the food just in case I get evicted and I can watch it on telly." It should be Sandy going. Despite what he was saying a few days ago about being in it for him, I think he's quite content in the idea of being evicted already.

Lol at Jonny dragging Alison across the floor. I like Kate and Spencer getting closer but Lee and Sophie not so much. He's already got a girlfriend and he was just getting on with Adele again.

How the public could evict Alison over Sandy is beyond me. Yes she might be a bit loud and OTT but at least she makes it fun in there. All he does is swim, bitch to Alex and go to bed early. Lol Davina's the latest victim of the spasm attacks! Her face dropped

Sandy: "Somebody out there knows the truth." Why is he always a little sh!t when someone gets evicted? He was being a pr!ck to lynne and now to Alison. Eurgh, slug.

Otherwise, another good ep. Can't wait for Alison's interview but I'm off to get pissed right now :)

I swear on my life i thought East Anglia was abroad to lol. Like by Iraq or somewhere.

TIT!

Eviction Part 2

http://www.zshare.net/video/8915692246bfaa3d/

LIVE TASK (THE DIVIDE)

http://www.zshare.net/video/8915613857a01c42/

Lol I knew it wasn't abroad but I still couldn't tell where where it is on the map to this day. You're just special. Tit. :)

Btw how do you feel about the birthday thing? Would you rather celebrate in the house and hope/dread whatever BB throws at you or would you rather be out and about with mates?

I wanna watch the 2 latest ones now but got work. Don't make me go, Dan. Don't make me go there :(

Watching Alison's Eviction Part 2!

Omg the crowd is huge this week and they're all cheering. Lol, Davina's being a bit biased "Because I like her".

Kate might be argumentative but it's because she won't take sh!t from Alex. At least she's trying to resolve it. Eurgh, Sandy, on the other hand, is a sh!t stirrer. He only says things to cause offence. Maybe he is becomming entertaining but he's far from likeable. And now Alison's cracked and the tears are rolling. :(

This is twice now Alex has said or done something that's caused Jade to come out of her shell and be a bit snappy. Last time she did interfere but this time he did ask a stupid question. And there goes Alison again. Stupid public, should've been Sandy.

Lol at Alison being on the toilet. Walking in front of the crowd must be the most daunting thing in BB. Ha, I'd wanna run around the whole house for a quick goodbye rather than just the kitchen lol. And lol at her flopping over at the top of the stairs. Mad cow.

Haha, thank you Davina for asking about Alison's plan to eat all the food. See, Alison thinks Adele's being stupid with her reasons as well. LOL at "My game plan was to eat as much as possiible - and I think I did." :D

Ooh, she thinks Alex and Sandy will be up next, and she reckons Adele's the most 2 faced. At this rate she probably is but it's nothign major. She was just a bit too paranoid about Alison. Aww at that Alison/Kate vid having them singing played over it. Simple but sweet. And now Alison's crying again lol

Brilliant best bits VT. Good show, girl. Good show.

Christ, the teen girls want Spencer to win. Dream on.

Ooh, a rich/poor divide? I think the Saturday tasks are gonna get interesting :D

Live Task #2!

It sounds like the sh!t's gonna hit the fan. Judged as individuals and only 5 winners? This is gonna be good :D

It's started off slicker than the last weekly task, straight in with the instructions. Even the 6 mins of packing is interesting because it's already messing with their heads. Social experiment AND entertainment show.

The pacing of this live ep is a lot better than last week's. Ad break finishes and they're already in the garden and they jump straight in to the task rules again. Even though the task itself was still a bit basic it's more interesting than a little quiz and there's more at stake.

Kate is gonna hate being with Sandy, Sandy's gonna hate being with Jonny, Alex is gonna hate being poor, Adele's gonna hate not being with Lee and Lee's gonna love being with Sophie :D

Look at the runners! They're so fast. You don't wanna ****** with them. And there's the bars! I like that it ended with them still in the bedroom wondering how it's all gonna work just liek how Davina teases stuff at the end of the eviction shows. It just makes you want to watch the next one!

Definately better than the first live task. Cheers Dan!

Next 2 episodes will be up by 5pm

i no im late, but im gonna watch from now on :)

Atleast watch a few episodes or previous evictions lol

Next 2 episodes are uploading now taking a while longer than usual but will be up SOON!!!

i watched all of alisons eviction and the one before that

Day16

http://www.zshare.net/video/89220986f5dc3984/

Day 17

http://www.zshare.net/video/892203351031ba62/

Enjoy bitches!!!!!!

Maybe it's just my computer being a tw@t again but Day 16's been playing up for hours so I'm just gonna skip to Day 17 which seems to be working fine :(

It's interesting to see how the features in the house were already there (like the outdoor shower and stove) but they just seemed irrelevent at the time. Was it Marcus Blee that designed the BB3 house? He really planned it out.
*Sidenote: As much as I like BB9 it was pretty obvious there'd be a divide cos of the smooth blue wall textures on one side with the luxury bedroom but sharp red wall textures and b-block on the other. I liked that house but it was pretty obvious.*

Ah, so I missed Sandy say he wanted to leave. Didn't surprise me considering how grumpy he is and how he looked ready to go on Friday. And I've missed something about Adele and Lee but wow, good on her. He's just a horny git. At least she's trying to stay positive about being on the poor side and Alex is putting on a smile but he's obviously more irritated.

Ha at "Jonny's decided to kill himself." It's only been a day and the divide is doing wonders to their fragile minds.

Sophie's birthday! I do like to watch what BB does to HMs on their birthdays. And now Kate's on the other side so Alex can't complain about her, he's targetting Jade. And now she's taking it badly. Lol Spencer can be a joker when he's not sleeping.

Ha I said Lee would love being on the same side as Sophie. It's good that PJ's made it in to the HLs show again. Every now and then I think he's being forgotten about or not doing much but every now and then he brings something to it. Lol at Alex: "In 4 days time when I pick you up out the room and take you in to the Diary room and say 'Look I'm sorry, PJ's dead. Can you sort it out, please?'"

Is this the only time the vegetable patch and chicken coup have served any real purpose?

Lol at Spencer's face! He can be so selfish! First wanting Lynne's bed, he said something about Alison going as well - didn't he? - And now he's hungry. At least this time I kinda feel sorry for him after that chickpeas meal. LOL at the 2 different cakes btw and Kate: "Their gonna have a cake made of God knows what", Lee: "Out of poo!"

Aww, see here's what I mean about havign a birthday in the house. Sophie is clearly bored and she's not around anyone she really knows. If it was my birthday and BB didn't provide lots of drinks I'd be annoyed. And Sandy's not even joining in with the party. Miserable tw@t.

Lol at Kate's tactics. Shame half of it's gona over Spencer's face. Lol at her drying to defend it to BB "A sloppy kiss!" It's sloppy alright. Hahahahaha at her dropping the cans. She's quite clumsy really like with that orange she dropped the other day after her argument with Alex.

Sandy looks like he's having another smasm using that footbath. I don't think he really thought going on BB through.

Lol Jade and Adele are great. They must have cabin fever. Glad Alex and Jonny started talking again but Sandy's just a pr!ck. It is unfair on Sophie. And I think Kate likes Spencer more than he likes her tbh

Another goodun'. Give me another!

Right finally got around to watching this. But I'm only on Day 4 at the moment. I'm gonna have to sleep. Stupid BB. I have to be up early.

I'll probably just watch behind everyone else and avoid spoilers. I know who walks/is evicted but I don't know anything else about the series. :P So yeah this should be good. Will definitely keep me busy in the evenings until at least July. Thanks for uploading all of these. :)

day 16 wouldnt work for me either, ah well, im watching 17 now.

i no he dosent do much, but Spencer is a babe :lovedup:

My computer has cancer and is away being treated.

So I've fallen completely behind, I've just finished Day 4 and you lot are miles ahead - fml.

Might have to spend a whole day watching BB3 when I get my PC back - to catch up lol.

My computer has also had testicular cancer so sorry bout the delay in episodes.

Next 2 episodes should be up this evening.

Day 16 would not work for some reason.

Day 18

http://www.zshare.net/video/8930355386af38b4/

Day 19

http://www.zshare.net/video/8930451150ac0739/

Can someone tell me how the hell Jonny stayed and was liked by the public and how the hell Kate actually became a favourite with the public.Great memories of the real BBhope we get this sort of BB on C5.Thanks to whoever is loading the episodes loving them.

Im uploading them and your welcome :)

I liked Kate from day 1.

The public got behind her coz it was the whole "first girl to win Big Brother" and she is kinda like the girl next door...If the girl next door drank, smoked and said sh!t alot.

I think Kate's attitude when she was on the poor side helped too. She was hilarious. :laugh:

Kate was probably the best of the worst of them but Johnny.Did anyone really like him or was he anothe Jason,kept in for the hell of it?He was so aware of the cameras and so sure he was a winner,i was so glad when Jade brought him down to earth again.

Watching Day 18!

I quite like Jade and Adele but they're being a bit petty bitching in the kitchen. They're simply jealous that they're on the poor side and dwelling on little things. Adele in particular atm.

The mood is really down today. They're all just quiet on getting on with their own things.

Nominations!

Adele - Jonny and Lee because "He started to be really childish and unable to control his emotions." Seems like it's the end for those 2 and I think Jonny is a bit self-aware but we saw from his audition VT he's a bit of a character though
Alex - Jonny and Lee. Lol at Alex's monotone voice again: "Plus also because of my toilet problems, he's had bit of a giggle with it. I didn't think it was funy. I didn't find it funny. That why I chose to nominate Lee."
Jade - Lee and Sophie because they're "fake" and "sly"
Jonny - Sandy and Alex
Kate - Alex and Sandy
Lee - Jade and Jonny
PJ - Lee and Sophie
Sandy - Jonny because he "seeks attention" and Kate because she's "shallow and also likes to seek attention".
Sophie - Alex and Sandy. Not surprised - they haven't really made much effort to know her
Spencer - Jonny and Lee

So it's Jonny vs Lee. Jonny's got more to give with the Alex feud, Kate double act and other people starting to turn on him. Lee's just a bit horny and he is immature. Lee to go

It's interesting no one on the poor side nominated one of their own.

Lol at Spencer having his first shower in 47 hours. Smelly git. Jade: "Spence, I can see your willy! *Mutley laugh*"

Omg for once Sandy is'nt the only HM in bed. If I were on the poor side I'd just want to sleep to get it over and done with too tbh

I don't think Jonny's being that fake. He just comes across as an attention-seeker anyway and now he is starting to get home sick.

Not a bad ep, I suppose. The divide's definately affecting the mood. :D

Day 19!

Eurgh! Blocked toilet drama.Trust Adele to be the sh!t stirrer...

It's a bit weird seeing Jonny and Lee bond over being nominated. They're not exactly each other's biggest fans and I don't any other nominees who've confided in each other before.

So Sandy still wants to leave. What will the Live Feeders have to watch in the mornings? His graceful swimming was beautiful.

The tasks aren't great in BB3 and I'd have thought Kate would have been better at keepy-uppies than that.

Ooh err at Jade and PJ. It's a little annoying that everyone else is just styanding around in silence. I want to know what's actually going on in their heads! It's what the Diary Room's there for.

Ha, it's suddenly got really emotional with all the quick scenes and the wine and hugging Sandy. Part of me shall miss him. He's an enigma.

Lee's in Sophie's bed! Carmen has so got to dump him. There's being flirty and then there's being too flirty. He's pushing his luck.

Sandy's being a tw@t again! Why tell Jonny he didn't like him? At least when Kate confronts Alex it's because they've just had an argument moments before. This just came out of the blue and spiteful like when Sandy was rude to Lynne and Alison before their evictions.

Ooh! Jade and PJ getting frisky mirrored with Kate and Spencer looking sweet. It's hotting up just a notch. :eek:

Lol at Sandy's escape and him clinging on to the gate afterwards! He set the trend for dramatic escapes. Run, little man. You're free! The world is yours. And ha! How quickly everyone goes back to watching the footy :D

*Sidenote* I was watching the LF the morning Sandy escaped. I saw him urinate in the bin which I find dis-gus-ting. Wonder what his beloved Alex thought of that?