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-urinates in my pants-

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 4254541)

Youtube video

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I plan a lie in on my last day

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Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

Well it happened to Elvis..

If it happened whilst I was in bed, I doubt I would feel it. When I go to sleep I'm basically dead. Might let my dog in with me tonight. Don't want him being on his own when Jesus comes for the believers.

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Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4254546)

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Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

Just thought of the part of Jurrasica park when the guy was eaten alive while on the toliet..... never though Christ might bring dinsours with him.

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Originally Posted by Nate (Post 4254547)

Well it happened to Elvis..

Handy though. If you're so frightened you crap yourself...

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Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4254546)

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Ooooh actually, can you imagine.... what if you're sat on the bog when "IT" happens

You wouldn't have any trouble going. I know I wouldn't if the toilet started shaking uncontrollably :joker:

Perfect apocalypse song

Youtube video

LMFAO - I literally am crying laughing at this thread :laugh2:

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Slightly off topic. I once read somewhere, some man was having a number two, and a snake come up the u-bend and bit him. I some time's have to check there's no anaconda apart from Herbert in the toilet.

I sit there in a world of my own and suddenly think, 'OMG what if a snake bites my snake'

Back on topic. I want this Rapture to hurry the ****** up. I want to punch Jesus in the face.

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Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses (Post 4254562)

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Bye :sad:

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Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses (Post 4254562)

Im off to bed so if we do die.... um bye.

Goodbyeeeeeeee :bawling:

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 4254563)

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*tries to keep straight face....*

*fails*

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Wonder how many TiBB members will be sucked up into heaven tomorrow

Don't know how we'll cope without Sticks til October

wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

I had a terrible night out; somebody threw up on my legs and my camera got broken by some idiot to give the top two reasons why it was so terrible - the world is ending. I now believe.

ha, perfect timing

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Yellowstone National Park is moving

Reported by: Brent Hunsaker

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming (ABC 4 News) - The nation's oldest park is also one of the most studied. The interest is not just in it's amazing vistas and wildlife, but in the volcanic beast below the park.

Yellowstone sits atop one of the world's biggest, active volcanoes, one capable of laying waste to much of north America.

Scientists keep an eye on it using a network of seismic and GPS sensors.

Professor Emeritus Robert Smith of the University of Utah is one of those scientists. A geophysicist, Smith a leading expert on the Yellowstone super volcano. "We monitor it in real time for earthquake swarms and ground deformation."

He says the park is in constant motion. Visitors can't see it, but the ground at their feet is moving up and down as magma pushes against the thin crust and powers the park's many geysers.

The changes are most evident at the Norris Geyser Basin. Henry Heasler, the Yellowstone Park geologist said, "It changes daily. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the change near boardwalks because that impacts visitor and employee safety."

"Why are all the hydrothermal features here?" Heasler continued, "The geysers? The mud pots? The steam vents? The hot springs? It's because of the heat beneath our feet."

The heat from the volcano.

And beginning in 2004, volcanic pressure caused an amazing rise at the park: Three-inches a year for five-years.

Professor Smith said, "That's a lot of uplift and it's over an area that's over the entire Yellowstone caldera -- 50-miles long of uplift."

"If you went under a rubber sheet," Heasler said describing the uplift, "And pushed your thumb up, it's not just sticking up where your thumb is, there's like a slope to it."

In fact, as the land has bulged, Yellowstone lake has tilted enough that its water has flooded out trees on the south thumbs.

And now, the ground is sinking.

And the drop has brought up a whole new set of questions for scientists. "Why haven't the trees emerged again?" asked Heasler. "We don't know." They are watching the data as well as the geothermal features of the park for clues.

At times, those geologists see themselves are doctors monitoring a patient. In this case, the patient took a deep breath (between 2004-09) and now it is letting it out. That much is clear from the observations.

The unanswered question is, "why?"

49 mins until lift off! aka 6pm in new zealand.
These retarded nutters are doing a great job of finishing off the last shreds of credibility religion had in this day and age.
I hope they keep up the good work.
The 6 month window was only added later in the desperate hope that a biggish quake will strike during that time and seeing as 5.0's happen on a daily basis im sure these will be made the most of during that time.

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

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Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 4254774)

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

we all know its not going to end the man who siad it was siad the same thing in the 90's

I woke up on the floor this morning instead of in bed, am I being dragged towards hell? Why me? I'm being deadly serious!

Still waiting for the world to end... :hugesmile:

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Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 4246021)

Wonder what he'll say on Sunday 22nd.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

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Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 4254774)

I'm not religious, but a gambler - I bet £3000 the world does not end or anything worse - want a bet anyone!

How could I collect if I win? What would be the point?

:shocked: We are all still here! :conf:

Oh well, Monday 24th December 2012 is the next end of the World date isn't it? :shocked: I better get Christmas in two days early so I can enjoy the prezzies before the World is supposed to come to an end on a promised day ...... yet again :joker:

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4254844)

-is alive-

Its due at 6PM

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 4254848)

Its due at 6PM

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Spoilsport. I was just getting used to still being here after the end is nigh prediction :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

-goes to get haircut to look pretty for the end-

er im still alive? fail much

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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4254852)

-goes to get haircut to look pretty for the end-

Spiffing

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 4254863)

Spiffing

:hugesmile:

Isnt it 6pm American time, so 11pm here?

Oh wait just realised its 6pm at each of the worlds time zones, he's already failed then :joker:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...92_Rapture.jpg

Enough said.

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Some notable rapture predictions include the following:

1844 - William Miller predicted Christ would return between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844, then revised his prediction, claiming to have miscalculated Scripture, to October 22, 1844. The realization that the predictions were incorrect resulted in a Great Disappointment. Miller's theology gave rise to the Advent movement. The Baha'is believe that Christ did return as Miller predicted in 1844, with the advent of The Báb, and numerous Miller-like prophetic predictions from many religions are given in William Sears book, Thief in The Night.

1914, 1918, 1925, 1942- Dates set for the end by the Jehovah's Witnesses

1981 - Chuck Smith predicted that Jesus would probably return by 1981.

1988 - Publication of 88 Reasons why the Rapture is in 1988, by Edgar C. Whisenant.

1989 - Publication of The final shout: Rapture report 1989, by Edgar Whisenant. More predictions by this author appeared for 1992, 1995, and other years.

1992 - Korean group "Mission for the Coming Days" predicted October 28, 1992 as the date for the rapture.

1993 - Seven years before the year 2000. The rapture would have to start to allow for seven years of the Tribulation before the Return in 2000. Multiple predictions.

1994 - Pastor John Hinkle of Christ Church in Los Angeles predicted June 9, 1994. Radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted September 6, 1994.

2011 - Harold Camping's revised prediction has May 21, 2011 as the date of the rapture.

2060 - Sir Isaac Newton proposed, based upon his calculations using figures from the book of Daniel, that the Apocalypse could happen no earlier than 2060.

They've been at it for years. It's just a tactic Christianity uses to scare people into joining the church and gain followers.

If it didn't happen all of those times ^, it won't today lol.