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Pyramid* 10-12-2011 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ice Skater (Post 4810750)
This is the funniest Hotseat I have read to date :D :D

Doogle, how many grey hairs are you expecting to have by the end of this?

He'll be lucky to have ANY hair left, never mind grey ones, after this. :D

Poor Doogle. :(





:D

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:29 PM

GET READY BITCHES!

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810101)
How have you found your time on TiBB since you joined earlier this year?

Amazing, it's gone so fast. Met some amazing people, some total twats, had some hilarious moments, had some crap/cringey moments. Couldn't leave this place!

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810102)
Well any craic?

Wat :suspect:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810106)
if you were in a band, what would be the name of it?

Purple Pineapple

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810123)
If you could wipe out one thing in the world, what would it be?

Sadness

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810128)
If you could smell one type of wood for the rest of your life what would it be?

I don't know many types of wood.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810131)
if you had to watch one movie 100 times in a row, what film would it be?

Monsters, Inc.

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810134)
When was the last time you tripped over yourself?

Probably the other day. :laugh2:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810145)
what have you got against kristen stewart?

She can't smile. :nono:

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810148)
Where did 'Doogle' come from? :D

Back on the 27th February 2009, my friend said she reminds me of my friend's dog called Doogle who was based on Dougal from the Magic Roundabout (funnily enough my Mum named me Dylan after Dylan from the Magic Roundabout) and I loved it and everyone started calling me it!

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810149)
Green Bay Packers or Detroit Lions?

Lions are better because of the Lion King. I've never heard of a Disney film about Bay Packers :suspect:

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810151)
Do you agree that sharing toothbrushes with anyone else is just wrong?

No, nothing wrong with it.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810155)
have you ever been lost?

Yeah :( A few times. Very scary. Once in Woolworths was the worst. Or that time on Wimbledon Common, I was reallly lost and had no idea where anything was.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810162)
Does all this questioning feel like the first task of ICB III again?

Yeah :(

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810163)
Do you believe in Big Foot

This hasn't got a question mark :hmph: but no.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810168)
Have you ever pogo sticked? If not, why not?

Once and I fell off and scraped my arm.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810169)
what's the furtherest you've walked?

Too far. We got lost (LOL) and walked into some field of rams. Scary ****.

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810174)
Isnt Bill ****ing Murray the coolest ****er ever

Nope.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810175)
If GypsyGoth and Karl burst into flames and you could only extinguish one of them, who would you extinguish?

Claudia because her questions are better.

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810176)
If God and Jesus had a baby what would it be called

Joseph Fritzel? idk

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810182)
If you were reincarnated as a flower, would you be happy?

No I'd be an emo flower.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810185)
Do you like Marc's ginger hair?

Yes I love ginger hair if I'm honest.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810191)
what is your favourite shade of blue?

Dark.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810194)
Up or down?

Down, the thrill is better.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810206)
have you ever eaten a cucumber?

Yes.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810207)
How does it feel to wake up to about 100 questions?

Not nice! But I felt popular :joker:

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810211)
Have you ever sat on a cucumber?

Maybe ;) (no)

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810212)
:laugh:


If you could invent something amazing, what would it be?

I'd love to invent a special kind of bed. Weird but true. Just one that you can adjust the comfort and make it uncomfy when you need to get up.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810214)
What is your bed's name?

Katie Price.

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810216)
Have you ever kicked a cucumber?

Not yet.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810219)
Would you consider a same-sex marriage with a cucumber?

No, I'm more of a courgette man.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810221)
snickers bar or mars bar?

SNICKERS ****S ON ALL CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD :lovedup:

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810223)
Who would you tell first?

Wat was this about :suspect:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810230)

No, looks ****.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810249)
Describe yourself in 10 words that don't have the letter 'A' or 'E' in them.

Too much effort. :(

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Originally Posted by Sassy Claus (Post 4810251)
why am i so amazing

Your modesty is what I love the most!

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810254)
Have you ever had a dream where you wake up, but really you're still dreaming?

Yes, I woke up and everything was green and a snake was on me. And once I had a dream an angel came from Heaven and slept with my Mum cos I thought she was lonely in real life. I'm so nice.

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:30 PM

I will now be answering all my questions from page 2, bare with me :laugh2:

Ramsay 10-12-2011 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 4811774)
Too much effort. :(

ahhh! THERES AN 'E' IN EFFORT!!

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810256)
Have you ever been awake and fallen asleep, but really you're still awake?

No because I'd be asleep. :crazy:

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810257)
What is your all time favourite Pixie Lott song? :love:

Doing Fine (Without You) I love it more than most songs.

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810260)
How would you rate Pixie Lott on a scale of 1 to 100?

100. I adore her.

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810262)
What is your all time favourite Ke$ha song?

Cunx Tuesday, from the Japanese Bonus Track edition of Animal.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810263)
If some kind of plant monster was attacking you, what would you do?

Go on Facebook/Twitter and make sarcastic comments.

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810264)
How would you rate Ke$ha on a scale of 1 to 100?

100 as well :love:

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810265)
How many questions will Mollie ask you about Pixie Lott and Drunk Dollar Sign Girl?

I want loads. I could answer them all day!

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810266)
When was the last time you went to the zoo?

December 2006, in Bristol with my Mum's friend.. :)

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810267)
How does this make you feel?


Like reporting you. I'm shaking now :joker:

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810269)
How does the internet work?

Oh oh oh it's magic yknowwww

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810270)
What language would you most like to speak?

Spanish. I love it, it's a language I've grown up hearing my Mum speak a bit of and I have such a passion for it. My Twitter/FB and my games consoles are in Spanish and I play DVDs with Spanish subtitles and listen to Spanish songs.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810271)
Do you get to sleep easily?

As a child I didn't but I do now :)

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810272)
On a scale of 1-100 how 'normal' do you rate yourself?

69 :evilgrin:

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Originally Posted by Sassy Claus (Post 4810273)
how amazing would it be if you woke up and this thread was like 50 pages long

Hilarious but painful for me because I'd want to answer every last one!

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810274)
Deal or No Deal?

No Deal, **** the banker.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810275)
How many times do you blink in a minute?

I don't know but since you said it I can't stop.

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810279)
Pixie Lott or Ke$ha?

Both. In my bed. With GaGa.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810280)
Could you beat Jesse Eisenberg in a race?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...y4y8o1_400.jpg

Yes, I'm ****ing fast.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810281)
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?

What? What?

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810282)
If you could go back in time and invent one thing before the original inventor did, what would it be?

Which famous celebrity/well known person would you have most liked to be in history?

Telephone, and I'd make sure everyones ringtone was Telephone by GaGa/Beyonce.

Caecilius from my Year 7 Latin book!

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810284)
Would you rather have your nuts caught in a piano or burn your ear off with a candle?

Ear! Testicle pain is sqwiadrfbhwesdmoeaidrtjfedckaewdriwe.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810286)
Who do you want to win TXF 2011?

Little Mix :love:

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810289)
Is there a reason that Margaret Thatcher still looks beautiful at her age?

She's a ****ing ancient mess.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810290)
Will the world end in 2012?

I don't think so.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810291)

I'm too scared to answer in case I'm racist or something.

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Originally Posted by Molled Wine (Post 4810296)
Are we human or are we dancer?

Both.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810297)
Can you ice skate?

Not very well.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810299)
Can ice skate?

Yeah.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810300)
If you were in a zombie apocalypse how would you fix your hair?

God if there was I'd sit there looking in the mirror doing my hair like I do now :(

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810302)
how many babies are born every day in the world?

Far too many, but probably thousands and thousands.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810304)
Can skate be on ice?

What is this

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810306)
How many are stillborn

:(

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810309)
If you were Eating a Caesar Salad which member of Blue would be winning an Oscar?

Like the band? Duncan James, I liked his solo stuff.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810311)
If Ben was a female, and was related to your cousin, but wasn't technically you're cousin but somebody who, by law was legal to marry.. Would you have pink hair?

Ben's male? :shocked:

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4811787)
ahhh! THERES AN 'E' IN EFFORT!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz73md8p21qdzf4c.gif

Ramsay 10-12-2011 09:45 PM

:suspect:

Niall 10-12-2011 09:49 PM

Why are you so fabulous?

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810312)
Do you wish you were named Henry?

No, not a fan of the name.

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810317)
If you won the lottery would you be able to help Timmy Mallet find his teeny weeny pokadot bikini that he lost in Hurricane Bawbag?

No he can **** off, my money :hmph:

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810318)
When you urinate does it burn?

Occasionally. :suspect:

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810324)
Do you drink from the furry cup?

No I drink from the tap cos I'm too lazy to get a glass.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810326)
If you had an umbrella and you saw an old lady without one, and it was really really raining hard, what time do you reckon it'd be about?

5 o clock in the morning.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810331)
How French do you feet look?

They've got berets and hold baguettes so I'd say very.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810332)
Why? Doogle, why?

I don't know! Ben, I really don't know!

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810334)
Whats better than sliced bread?

Canned bread. SpongeBob :love:

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810335)
Do you really think sliced bread is amazing?

I eat sliced bread just dry on its own. :D

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810336)
What isn't better than sliced bread?

A lot of things.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810337)
What would you do without sliced bread?

Pop to Farmfoods and get some half price.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810340)
How slicy do you like your bread?

Quite thick.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810343)
Do you like floral patterns on carpets?

Not particularly!

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810345)
Which is better - your left or right ball?

My right one never seems to fit in my boxers so my left one because it's not a little (or big) bugger.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810346)
What would you do if you woke up to find this thread with 20 pages full of questions but I had locked it so you could never answer them?

I'd cry.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810347)
If CBB approached you thinking you were Example, would you go ahead with it?

Hell yes!

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810350)
If you had a little donkey, what would you call it?

Leona/ukturtle. One of them.

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4810353)
Have you enjoyed answering all 80-something questions thus far?

I really have :D

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810358)
what was the last song you listened to?

Asthma Attack-CocknBullKid at the time of writing.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810362)
If Ke$ha had a basket of 68 eggs, and Pixie Lott stole 2 every day over 8 days and Ke$ha dropped 1 egg every 2 days over 2 weeks, how many omlettes could be made if Lady Gaga laid 3 eggs once every 3 days over a period of 15 days and added them to the basket?

Omlettes require 3 eggs (and some cheese... and salami).

**** off, it's the weekend I'm not doing any maths :nono: Nice question though.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810373)
Does a square always have 4 sides?

Yeah.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810375)
Did you have to think about that answer?

Nope.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810380)
If you were a dog what would be your favourite place to have a poo?

Outside the house of someone I hate.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810388)
have you ever seen a ghost?

I think I genuinely have.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810401)
Have you ever seen a gypsy goth?

Not yet :( I've seen a Gypsy Moth pub though.

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 4810413)

I would try them tbh.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810419)
Why would LemonJam eat that?

Because he likes it.

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 4810422)
omg don't even~

This chinese near me does a buffet with them and some dough balls and I had it like 9 hours ago but I'm drunk and I'm craving them again D:

-realises I'm taking over Doogles ~moment~-

What are your thoughts on the djembe?
What political party do you lean towards?
Cabbage or Cauliflower?

The what?
Not sure really, conservative from what I've heard/read on the matter.
Cabbage >

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 4810425)
I just looked up deep fried Guinea Pig. What are your thoughts on Deep Fried Guinea Pig?

No ****ing way ugh how vile.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810426)
Snog, Marry, Avoid TiBB Members.

No one be offended/freak out plz:
Snog-Mollie (because you're pretty not cos you're a slut or anything)
Marry-Niall, idc if that makes me gay he would be a good husband.
Avoid-michael21

Doogle 10-12-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noel. (Post 4811843)
Why are you so fabulous?

Haha, I'm not. :tongue:

But thank you for thinking I am. :)

Niall 10-12-2011 10:01 PM

You are fab. :hmph:

What are your thoughts on Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Noel. (Post 4811881)
You are fab. :hmph:

What are your thoughts on Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Who the **** is that. :suspect:

Oh btw I said I'd marry you on one of the questions up there ^ if you didnt see :p

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:02 PM

Oh **** I still have page 4 to do :bored:

Niall 10-12-2011 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Donkey (Post 4811871)
Marry-Niall, idc if that makes me gay he would be a good husband.

[smiley with long eyelashes that I can't find because this ain't my computer]

Thank you :love:

Black Dagger 10-12-2011 10:11 PM

I will be extremely proud of you if you finish answering all these questions by midnight. Do you know that? xD

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4810427)
Laura Haddock or Tamla Kari?

Googled both, LAURA :worship: Said ages ago I think she's my big celeb crush aside from Pixie but always referred to her as Sam from How Not To Live Your Life (I love that show). She is sexy.

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Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 4810429)
ifkr lmao I'm a veggie and was like WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! D:

I don't know :sad:

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810431)
:yuk:

That sounds vile.


Doogle, what was the 63rd post in this thread?

I'm not checking, but it was probably someone doing a :laugh: face.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810433)
What has been your favourite Q so far?

The Snog/Marry/Avoid or the 2 Marc asked me near the start.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810434)
What was your least fave Q so far?

Karl's. No offence Karl you're amazing but wtf :suspect:

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810436)
What Q so far has made you most want to evaporate into the sky and become a cloud?

The stupid ones. But they're brilliant.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810439)
What's your favourite cloud?

9. /predictable

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Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 4810441)
How many different colours appear on turtles christmas tree?

Not many I don't think, it's a bit boring colour-wise.

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810443)
Have you ever laid on a nice piece of grass with a bottle of Sunny D wearing a sombrero and made pictures with the clouds?

Done that but without the sombrero :joker:

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Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 4810444)
If a train was travelling at 70 MPH while a Penny-farthing was travelling in the opposite direction at 23 MPH, who would win in a Wagon Wheel eating contest between your Great Aunt Flo and Batman?

My Great Aunt is called Amanda and she is with a man called Wally. True story!

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810445)
Do they still make Sunny D?

Yes, had some in August.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810446)
what's the biggest number you can think of?

100000000000000000000000000000000 x 100000000000000000000000

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810447)
If you had the power to add a new letter to the alphabet what would it be?

That Japanese symbol that looks like a smiley face.

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Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4810462)
If you could break a World Record in something to get into the Guiness Book of Records - what would that something to be?

If you were able to be an animal for a week: what type of animal would you choose, and why?

Why do you think the letters of the alphabet are in the pattern that they are..... ie; ABCDEF etc instead of YUNWSTPRE etc. :D

Most tuna eaten in a lifetime (I eat it 3 or 4 times a week and have done since the age of about 3)

Penguin, I adore them and love how they live.

Because YUNWSTRPE looks weird :(

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810467)
Last question before I head to bed. What do you want for Christmas?

Not much for once, couple of 3DS games, a DVD and a couple of CDs really. Oh and maybe a jumper :p

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810470)
Good night Ben?

Good evening GypsyGoth?

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 4810477)
what is your fave tv show?

Friends

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Originally Posted by Elf Ears (Post 4810491)

Awww, please cheer up.

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Originally Posted by Ice Skater (Post 4810593)
Doogle, which Tibb member are you going to kill first when you get up and read this thread....

a) Turtle
b) GypsyGoth
c) Karl
d) Marc
e) Jords
f) everyone who has posted :D

Also, did you push anyone into a lion pit last night?

Aww no I love this attention :tongue:

And I'm not telling. :whistle:

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Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4810596)
Do you think Kate should use this novel little piccy in the Nativity Play?


Definitely, that's adorable!

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Originally Posted by christmas_cake (Post 4810603)
what's your favourite colour??

Purple! :)

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Originally Posted by Ice Skater (Post 4810604)
lmao Pyra...that's great :D

Doogle...have you ever cooked anything as artistic as this!!!!

:joker::joker:

No, I make a bloody good Spag Bog though. Not very artistic tho.

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Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4810616)
:devil:

How much time do you have this weekend?

Enough :p

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Originally Posted by Snowball (Post 4810619)
came across it the other day and actually meant to put it up on that thread...... auld age kicked in and I forgot! :D


Doogle: do you think you'll go senile in your old age?

I bet I will haha.

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Originally Posted by God (Post 4810669)
What country makes you afraid of eggs?

Wherever you're buggering off to ;)

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Originally Posted by Marczipan (Post 4810677)
Why oh why would you want to do a poo on Katie Prices face IN Italy?

Why not? I like to do things out of the ordinary.

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Originally Posted by Ice Skater (Post 4810747)
If you had a £5 note, and placed a bet on Marcus to win the X Factor at 2/1, how much would a loaf of Hovis and some Cheese slices cost at Aldi?

Cheaper than most of the bloody Supermarkets :laugh:

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Originally Posted by Ice Skater (Post 4810750)
This is the funniest Hotseat I have read to date :D :D

Doogle, how many grey hairs are you expecting to have by the end of this?

I'm so glad I've been blessed with this hilarious hotseat, took ages to multiquote and answer all this but they've been a joy to answer. I haven't a single one. Did pull out a bit of hair this morning though :laugh:

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noel. (Post 4811904)
[smiley with long eyelashes that I can't find because this ain't my computer]

Thank you :love:

No problem :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Cracker Dagger (Post 4811908)
I will be extremely proud of you if you finish answering all these questions by midnight. Do you know that? xD

Hehe, time to be proud of me :amazed:

Ramsay 10-12-2011 10:19 PM

My questions are amazing :hmph:

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:21 PM

Ask me good ones now and I'll change my mind :hmph:

Ramsay 10-12-2011 10:30 PM

Dya have one of those farts that you think is a fart but really its a poo?

Black Dagger 10-12-2011 10:34 PM

I'm so proud of you <3.

I'd have to tell them all to get ****ed by page IV :p.

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4811952)
Dya have one of those farts that you think is a fart but really its a poo?

Funny story, I thought I had this earlier, had to check.

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Originally Posted by Cracker Dagger (Post 4811957)
I'm so proud of you <3.

I'd have to tell them all to get ****ed by page IV :p.

:laugh2: I was close, trust me. But the questions were getting better so I carried on :D

Firewire 10-12-2011 10:40 PM

What kind of phone do you have?

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christwire (Post 4811964)
What kind of phone do you have?

****ing god awful Samsung Genio and I absolutely despise it.

Right I got it on 30th September 2010 because my Samsung GR369TIBB3097 phone broke in mid-September last year after like a year of having it, and it was a little one that didn't do much :( So I got this as a replacement and it was all good up until about March this year or so and the touch screen went awful. I love Samsung but their touch screen phones are ****ing awful. Even the Galaxies have slow horrible unresponsive touch screens at times, typing is a nightmare. I tried coming on here on my phone this Summer during a forum game and I kept clicking "New Posts" and it just did nothing. :hmph:

I do love their simpler phones though. Might just get a cheap Blackberry rip off that will probably last longer than a Blackberry because they break easily and I want a QWERTY phone badly. I don't even use my phone much.

Firewire 10-12-2011 10:46 PM

Get an iPhone :hmph:

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:47 PM

Nah I got an iPod Touch in the end of October and it has iMessage and stuff, I just need wifi but so many places now have free wifi and the only people I text are always available to talk to on Facebook inbox/twitter so that's no issue :tongue:

Firewire 10-12-2011 10:49 PM

Would you rather live the rest of your life with no porn or no iPod?

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christwire (Post 4811981)
Would you rather live the rest of your life with no porn or no iPod?

No porn, I never watch it anyway. I have a girlfriend, even if people find that hard to believe.

Can't live without my iPod, those 2 months without it were torture.

Ramsay 10-12-2011 10:57 PM

Knock Knock?

Doogle 10-12-2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl (Post 4811994)
Knock Knock?

The ? on the end makes you sound unsure about knocking :suspect:

But anyway, who's there?

Ramsay 10-12-2011 11:01 PM

Someone who cant reach the doorbell!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

Doogle 10-12-2011 11:03 PM

:laugh2:

I'm a sucker for a **** joke.

Benjamin 10-12-2011 11:33 PM

Doogle you answered all of them. :love:

Ramsay 10-12-2011 11:38 PM

this love we have theres no respect
but shes a big fat ****er what does she expect?
im hypnotized by her puffy eyes
and her sixteen chins and her massive thighs
i take her out and she stuffs her mouth
with expensive food thatll give her gout
she's the ketchup i'm the chicken wings
my queen and im the burger king
but man..ya see i just cant seem to ride her when im sober..
so I sniff a dirty bag of glue and then I bend that fat bird over!

Benjamin 11-12-2011 01:51 AM

What's your favourite kind of potato?

Doogle 11-12-2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God (Post 4812249)
What's your favourite kind of potato?

Roast. :love:

Niall 11-12-2011 08:49 PM

Superdry.

Yay or nay?

Niall 11-12-2011 08:50 PM

Superdry.

Yay or nay?

Doogle 11-12-2011 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noel. (Post 4813387)
Superdry.

Yay or nay?

Nay

(hahaha you're listening to Leona and I just neighed)

Harry! 11-12-2011 08:59 PM

Melanie C or Aqua?


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