I didn't realise I disliked him this much but here you go

(although Justine is also awful -PROMO KLAXON- as I briefly touched upon in my post so eh)

Oh god yes please get John James ****ing gone.

Messs

The rush for the snatch is all part of the game. :joker: I guess the messy first round is a benchmark?

Great rankings guys :love:

Welp mine is so much shorter

o well

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

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whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...95_468x552.jpg

I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief :rolleyes:

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life :joker: unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win :rolleyes:

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

Gerry write up is up :worry:

so am I left with Stuart and Darnell then

yep :laugh:

Worst threesome ever

Ew the thoughts of Gerry reminded me of that godawful argument of him and Charley when Charley was showing some genuine concern for Chanelle.

Does anyone remember what homophobic thing Steph said?

Dave write up is now up

Prime example of when Charley was provoked into an argument

It still offends me all of him, Andrew and John James were allowed to stay over Ben Duncan ffs

Don't even </3

get taste girls bai

http://www.fibroduck.com/wp-content/...500&h=375&zc=1

:makosi-fakevomiting.gif

I've linked all the rankings in the OP with the rankdown so far :laugh:

Oh he was a knob. "Ooh look I lie in a duvet all day and talk to girls like **** WOO"

Welp I wrote more about Gerry than I thought. Sorry if the write up doesn't sound coherent, I have trouble pinpointing exactly why I hate Gerry (but trust me I do) :worry:

Get John James out!

263. (assuming JJ is 264)
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/09/06/BSBS37391.jpg

I shall eliminate Darnell because anyone who makes a sex tape with Billi Bhatti in the room is ultimately pondlife. His fedorafriendzone campaign against Sara towards the latter half of BB9 made it unbearable to watch and he was just a terribly passive-aggressive, insecure shitstain of a housemate and my least favourite of all time. The bath tub in BB9 wasn't terribly flattering for anyone but seeing that pair of baggy boxers get played around with on a weekly basis was enough to turn me back straight. Also, who in their right mind buys a hoodie that says "don't label me; respect me!"? I'll label you alright you cunt, it says 29p and reduced to clear. BYE.

I'll save Stuart because I have so much choice but I guess he was a TiBB member for a while so he can at least log in and see his first round survival, which is nice.

will this do

all of this pales into insignificance tho when you consider that he hoovered up Jonty's iconic toy on purpose <3

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_imag...jonty_main.jpg

I'm ready to fume about Stuart fuming at Goddess Penny in a later stage

Great Shaun :clap1::clap1:

Rankers from now:
1. reece(:
2. Petemitch
3. Shaun
4. EspeonBB
5. Daniel_
6. Macie Lightfoot
7. Jake.
8. MB
9. Daniel-X
10. Lucas

Next round, 18 are to be nominated (:joker:). Everyone still has a #FinalPass they can use on a nominated HM and a #SaveAndReplace. Pete will nominate next after Troy and Jake do their write ups.

And farty Amma?

Amma's fumes are iconic <33

Darnell was trash. I'd still take a few BB9 housemates going before him but he will do.

Zachary Lichman
Big Brother 8 (4th Place)

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/dynami...x567/105_1.jpg

Ah, Big Brother 8. As if alienating the majority of the Big Brother fan base by sticking in strictly females on launch night wasn't enough, they decided to lob in quite frankly the worst cast of males imaginable during the following two weeks; amongst them, Zachary Lichman, or 'Ziggy' as he liked to call himself (why?). Labelling himself as a David Beckham lookalike (and not being wrong in the instance David sticks himself in a blender), good ol' 'Ziggy' went and surprised us all in going for a self-confessed Posh Spice wannabe.

Not much else happened on the Zachary front. He argued with Chanelle a fair bit ("It's not you, it's me", anyone?) and argued for her as well. He was also reunited with his dog during a task. Sweet.

Decided to save Aaron.

looooooool I forgot about that messy sex tape ew the thought of it makes me vom

Darnell's support just baffles me like I don't remember the misogyny but I do remember him being completely irrelevant so either way bye

Round 1:

270th: Conor McIntyre - BB13 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...8&postcount=87
269th: Dave Vaughan - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=102
268th: Steph Coldicott - BB4 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=103
267th: Gerry Stergiopoulos - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=106
266th: Daley Ojuederie - BB14 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=107
265th: Zachary "Ziggy" Lichman - BB8 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=192
264th: John James Parton - BB11 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=168
263rd: Darnell Swallow - BB9 - http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...&postcount=184

Ziggy was crap but good enough for his part in the Chanelle showmance and 'it's not you it's me' is one of the tackiest quotes of all time <3

None of those links work which I'm fairly certain is actually a positive thing

could someone explain the numbers in the write ups and whether I have to include one/

welp, fixed :joker:

It's just their placings, you don't need to.. I've included them in the OP

They're just that housemate's position in the ranking

Getting em ready

http://aelida.com/wp-content/uploads...uilera-fat.jpg

so when Pete nominates we can post who we wish to evict/save as quick as we wish?