Yes

Have you ever broken wind during...

No but she has.

Have you ever broke wind while in bed with your partner

no

have you ever caught anything nasty?

I don't think so.

Have you ever checked out another mans manhood while in the showers/toilets.

Not on purpose

have you ever been caught performing a hand shandy?

Almost. By my mother, she knew what was going on though.

Have you ever been premature, if you know what I mean.

I've been very quick, but have then gone again!

Have you ever been caught two timing?

Never. I can only handle one at a time. Two seems like too much hard work.

Have you ever been excited!!!! at a very inopportune moments?

All the time.

Have you ever used magazines?

In my younger days.

Have you ever used video's or DVD's.

Still do!

Have you ever been caught watching one?

No. Thankfully, as it'd be a site for very sore eyes.

Have you ever watched one and then tried something you saw in it.

No

Have you ever been embarassed in "the chemists"?

Never. No need.

Have you ever struggled to strap it up!!!!

Haha what??? Why has this threadgone weird.

Have you ever lied to get somthing you want?

Of course.

Have you ever lied knowing someone else would get in trouble

^^ Didnt u do this one already :S

Have you ever snorted while laughing?

I was running out of ideas.

Yes. All the time.

Have you ever fallen off a chair laughing.

No

Have you ever laughed so hard that you could not breathe?

No.

Have you ever laughed so much that wee came out?

No

Have you ever shat yourself?

"Shat". Charming!!! Not in public but we've all been caught short at some time.

Have you ever fantasised about an ugly woman/man

Speak for yourself! Are you going all moral on me today? That's twice. You have used the words charming! & disgusting about my posts.

No.

Have you ever desecrated a grave?

Not recently.

Have you ever woke up one morning, looked at the monster lying next you, and decided that it was time to change your lifestyle?

I've just read some of my posts today and I do seem to be in a bad mood. I can assure you I'm not, I'm in a very good mood.

Yes

Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?

Yes but not since I was un petit garson.

Have you ever felt the urge and just relieved yourself at the earliest opportunity. You know what I mean.

Yes

Have you ever had a threesome?

I wish. Hopefully twins.

Have you ever had relations with mother and daughter.

No

Have you ever been with a woman at least 20 years older than you?

Ummm nope, Not that I am aware

Have you even been sick on a friend whilst drunk?

nope

Have you ever fancied your mates mum?

Nope

Have you ever eaten squid?

Yes - love it! (mm mm salt & chilli squid)!

Have you ever eaten octopus?

Nope

Have you ever eaten Snails? (i love it!)

Ewww no waaay dude!

Have you ever eaten a full Chicken ( Cooked of course! )

No.

Have you ever eaton giblets.

No (ewww)

Have you ever eaten crocodile? (it's lovely)!

OMG NO!

Have you ever licked ice cream off the opposite sex :tongue:

:EDIT: Or same sex!

Nope...not ice cream but cream of the oppisite sex

Have you ever bitten someones tongue?

No

Have you ever sucked someones toes?