Kim Woodburn did when he splashed water up her shorts

“Lawson, you’re fired” 👉🏻

:oh:

How do you react when you go for a job interview at Taco Bell, but when you arrive the receptionist is Sinitta wearing nothing but pictures of your next door neighbour?

sorry love x

How do you react when RileyH tries to convince you that CBB20 Brandi wasn’t a let down?

first of all, since when did we have taco bell in scotland?
second of all, receptionists don’t exist at taco bell
third of all, i’d react by asking Sinitta why she’s wearing pictures of Ann on her

i agree, although i prefer brandi in small doses

Stop picking holes in my questions, these are circumstances which regularly happen

are they indeed

How do you react when you go to the zoo and instead of the elephants, it’s just Preston from the ordinary boys sitting in for the elephants whilst they have a fag break?

ask him how his leg’s doing

How do you react when you walk into work in the morning and instead of work it’s an intervention where your neighbour Ann, Reverend Kate Bottley, Dani dyer, Jane Asher, Christopher Dean, Trisha Goddard, Black Dagger, Nick Clegg and squeaky George from Gogglebox all tell you they’re concerned about your salsa addiction?

what is your favourite flavour of pringles

tell them all to follow me on the twitter

paprika

they don't exist

How do you react when only Ann and Nick Clegg do?

Would you ever do Splash!

ann already does :joker:

phone my maw and tell her

eh no i bloody wouldn’t but i would do big brother

Would you ever do dancing On Ice?

Would you ever do me?

(A cup of tea)

aye

How do you react when Janette Manrara makes your omelette with 3 eggs rather than 4?

no its always me on brew duty, stop being a lazy sod and make it yourself!

but while you’re there, you cn make me one and all! two sugars. two chocolate digestives.

Baby can we dance?

no it’s too late for that nonsense, i’ve had too many drinks x

How do you react when you log into tinder and you’ve been matched with Michelle Keegan!

Snog, marry, avoid

James
Nicky
Michael21

find the nearest window to throw my phone out of

How do you react when most of your questions have been asked by some strange homosexual man from Essex who eliminated you on a big brother game over a couple who couldn’t work together?

i forgot it was you tbh :joker:
ya fookin snehhhhk!

can i come back now that morgan has walked :joker:

fack off gillyun mckeef

crawls into thread

You’ll get dirty knees :joker:

me crawling into the stars thread or you crawling into this one :joker:

Makes a change doesn't it? I mean usually you're the one on your knees in the house