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Harry! 03-07-2009 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by President
He said something about dog food in Prison?
"I'll put you in jail and you'll eat the dog food for ten years"

Harry! 03-07-2009 09:45 PM

Elvis the king has left the building

dipeshp 04-07-2009 12:30 PM

the official quote is:
"What you gonna do to me outside the world, I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years big time, all your life, IDIOT!" legend

"At the age of 35 you need to be grow like a big tree"

"He's taking the micky out of my language"

dipeshp 04-07-2009 12:32 PM

"what's 13 times 13? thankyou"

CallumJoshuaSturt 04-07-2009 12:48 PM

WOW

Aseel 03-08-2009 11:49 PM

He is the funniest guy ever :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

setanta 03-08-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harry.
Quote:

Originally posted by President
He said something about dog food in Prison?
"I'll put you in jail and you'll eat the dog food for ten years"
I will put you in prison, and you will eat the dogfood for ten years, big time.

WAYNEEBRUM 14-08-2009 07:21 AM

ive just PMSL reading these.

WAYNEEBRUM 14-08-2009 07:21 AM

ive just PMSL reading these.

ElProximo 14-08-2009 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dipeshp
the official quote is:
"What you gonna do to me outside the world, I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years big time, all your life, IDIOT!" legend

"At the age of 35 you need to be grow like a big tree"

"He's taking the micky out of my language"
:laugh3:

Classics!

I sincerely hope Sree is waiting outside for Marcus and just boos the hell out of him as Marcus walks by lol!

Vicky. 14-08-2009 07:42 AM

Aw I loved sree...he left way too early

staceyxxx 23-08-2009 01:05 PM

my fav. is - no. 35
lol,, i LOVE sree x

ElProximo 23-08-2009 01:32 PM

Oh Man.. love him or hate him (or both) you gotta give Sree credit for a list of classic and in just less than one month.
Personallyme, my faves emboldened.


Quote:

Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
10) "Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
20) "I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers... Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
30) "Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
40)'Why Big Brother no do Indian language?'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'Conversation finished'
'Marcus please get a life'
50) 'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I have engineering skills" (referring to what skills he had to resolve situation with Marcus.)
"You're a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"
"Just Joking, I'm just joking."
"You don't hear my bloody stupid brain"
"This boy is undecent immature cre-ature"
"No no... I can't touch pig's leg!"
60) "I do like you, I don't know why. My astrology say she have to be 2 year younger, 1 year younger or 1 year older. So that is the first compatability."
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
'Thank god man, Jesus Christ, the blood pressure, know what I mean?' (after nominations)
''People are going to throw stones"
"There's gonna be sh!t loads of giggles on their faces"
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"I have come three times in my head"
"Today we had music, sunny weather and a fake stonage"
"Marcus, you are old person in this house and should be set an example"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
70) "Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again"
'This is my money, This is my garlic'
'Dont put your hands on my food'
'Stop eating my brain'
'I dont appreciate you coming from Oxford'
'Call me the magic'
'Im not big jelous'
"Its' a bath, i can clean whatever i can touch"
"Angel please! I have a lot of headache!"
80) "I have only been upset with two people in this house... and that is with you and Lisa"
"I **** on your face tomorrow"
"Hold your balls carefully"
"A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the Z"
"You can't say whats going to happen - you can't say when the rain will come, you can't say when the volcano will come, you can't say when the earthquake will come.."
'Karma comes to me'
'My hands are really tired'
''Yes we can!'
'You're talking so much ****'
"You care about four cans of cider, I care about my social status and prestige...thankyou goodnight"
90) "i swear on my parents"
'I try to talk to him in a psychological treatment!'
"One with plain"
"Thank you, come again!"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Look at the pressings on my head"
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"
"East west hi bye that's it."
"Come with the mathmatical magic"
'Don't be a professional'
100) 'The best man wins'
'Don't Don't Rodrigo'
"shut the **** up"

:laugh3: :joker:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future
Of course, you must replay those in the very context and in classic Sree stylings lmao!

I am sure there must be more we haven't thought of yet but that is a very comprehensive list based on what we got to see and hear heh

AhmedFan2004 23-08-2009 03:01 PM

Sree was the best housemate of all time IMO, I never understood the hate, never will. Most of it was just abuse and racism.

He single handedly owned that show for an entire month and was utterly entertaining. Without him, it would have been axed early.

Marcus, Noirin etc were just background characters when he was there doing his thing. He was unbelievably funny, some genius scenes and quotes!

For me, he is BB.

ElProximo 23-08-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
Sree was the best housemate of all time IMO, I never understood the hate, never will. Most of it was just abuse and racism.

He single handedly owned that show for an entire month and was utterly entertaining. Without him, it would have been axed early.

Marcus, Noirin etc were just background characters when he was there doing his thing. He was unbelievably funny, some genius scenes and quotes!

For me, he is BB.
Never got the hate either. Sree was an absolute golden gem and all but single-handedly carried BB10 for an entire month when (without Srees help) there was nothing happening and yes.. people were worried it was going to be canceled.
But Sree came up BIG TIME and you might as well say he saved BB10,
and,
Without a doubt is an all-time classic HM.
Sree and Bea (though never knowing each other) are basically the two 'classics' that came up huge for the program.

I think people quickly forget past HMs but when we go over the Season Best Bits and look back we are all going to start to appreciate how much comedy/drama gold Sree really was.

Ramsay 23-08-2009 03:13 PM

Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon

AhmedFan2004 23-08-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon
I still don't get the hate, even now with the advantage of hindsight. He entirely made that show and was incredibly entertaining. He was friendly and compassionate too, sticking up for people, including Halfwit in bedgate. He tried his best to make friends and have fun in the house. And he was hilarious.

I think a lot of the hate is just plain old racism and hating the fact that an Indian guy was flirting with a blond white woman. Prejudices still remain, and people disliked the fact that he utterly blew away the stereotype of a 'dull, geeky, timid, sexually repressed indian dude' initially tagged onto him. By being funny, entertaining, energetic, cheeky, unpredictable, etc.

Sree's best bits, in 1 month, will eclipse anything of a bore like Sophie or Rodrigo. Both who have done jack all and have jack personality to boot.

For me, Sree is, and always will be, Big Brother. One of the all-time greats.

HalfwitFTW 23-08-2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Sree was amazing
he was my favourite while he was in there
i didnt get the hate either
i guess people just jumped on the hate-sree bandwagon
I really liked Sree too but one thing which really put me off him was the dyslexia comment to Freddie, and the way he reacted during Garlic Gate. People made a big deal over how he acted with Noirin but I dont even think he was that bad... she did lead him on in the beginning so I dont blame him, but once she told him she didnt fancy him, he backed off.

He was overall a great housemate.... probably one of the most entertaining this year

AhmedFan2004 23-08-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW

I really liked Sree too but one thing which really put me off him was the dyslexia comment to Freddie, and the way he reacted during Garlic Gate. People made a big deal over how he acted with Noirin but I dont even think he was that bad... she did lead him on in the beginning so I dont blame him, but once she told him she didnt fancy him, he backed off.

He was overall a great housemate.... probably one of the most entertaining this year
All Halfwit fans know that he wasn't offending Freddie in garlic gate, he just isn't very good at articulating himself. Everyone knows Sree isn't disrespectful and spiteful like that. He has impeccable manners. And he's incredibly entertaining.

Halfwit fans, at the time anyway, loved to ignore Sree being the ONLY HM to support him and help him in bed-gate, and Sree's attempts at befriending Freddy and being nice to him. He even told Freddie that he was part of his 'rose garden', lol.

Infact, Freddy was very hesitant and rather condenscending at times. Another example at how Freddie's isolation was brought about by himself. Sree's friendship was an obvious gateway, but he opted out.

And let's not ignore the fact that he's been the most entertaining HM this series. Single-handedly carrying the show for a month, non-stop.

Epic. 22-03-2018 10:03 PM

This was a hilarious read to sit through :joker: A BB legend! :worship:

Ramsay 22-03-2018 10:21 PM

So weird, friend of mine put up a video on facebook today of Sree and Marcus having a fight :lovedup:

Babayaro. 22-03-2018 10:54 PM

Quote:

I am telling you on your face

The best one :love:

Ashley. 22-03-2018 11:03 PM

Quote:

Respect is not a product you can buy at ASDA.
https://i.imgur.com/u7LSwYv.jpg

Epic. 22-03-2018 11:08 PM

Narrowed down the best ones :love: :

"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Personally me..."
"Noirin think's I'm Superman...I'm not!"
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on my face'
"...Rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"
"Respect is not a product you can buy at asda'
"Me, myself - I love it ... (about him) What's wrong with it??"
"Some people in this world are so much stupid!!"
"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!"
'Standung up for myself'
'I am a Womanizer womanizer womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"
"I nominated Siwash.... this is a family TV show..."
"I'm Elvis?.. now Im fukkin Tramp Elvis!"
"Outside the house I have two best friends, alchohol and my dad".
"Hold your balls carefully"
'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream'
"Marcus you not a nice person...you like a Dracula"

Epic. 14-10-2018 04:05 PM

From another thread:

Freddie: What makes you angry?
Noirin: ....Disrespectful people.
Freddie: Disrespectful behaviour?
Noirin: Yeah.
Freddie: Respect is very important...
Sree: Yeeeah you're RIGHT Halfwit, respect is very important! Some people, they don't give respect to their FRIENDS! -steals pillow from underneath Noirin's face-
Noirin: OW. Stop--
Sree: Because they are STUPID :laugh: -flings pillow at Noirin-
Noirin: OH **** OFF. You're pissing me off.
Sree: .... *gasps* SEE LOOK. I WAS ONLY JOKING. YOU CAN'T HANDLE JOKES CAN YOU? :laugh:
Noirin: If I had a pound for every time you said that, I'd actually be a multi-millionaire!
Sree: WHATYOUMEAN? What are you saying? :laugh:
Noirin: It doesn't matter...
Sree: Come on pleeease...
Noirin: I'm talking to Freddie.
Sree: SO RUDE, HONESTLY :laugh:
Noirin: No, you disturb me, you were so rude interrupting me.
Sree: Awww... I'M ONLY JOKING :laugh:
Noirin: Oh here we go again. If anyone was tested by patients, he was, definitely him...
Sree: :laugh: .......From now onwards--
Noirin: He's testing everyone's patience :laugh:
Sree: You know what? I had a lot of respect for you, and it's GONE now! :laugh:
Noirin: Okay....
Sree: How DID YOU, say things like that? Say sorry! :laugh:
Noirin: I'm having a private conversation with Freddie, do you mind if I--
Sree: Nahh BUT--BUT BUT you mentioned my name so... it involves me
Noirin: Can you give us some space? Remember when I was talking to you about having space?
Sree: You know what? Seriously piss off!! :laugh::dance::wavey:

Completely forgot about the best Sree moment of all :joker:


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