Not Kenneth promo

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I've missed using that for a week

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:worry: it begins

Matthew Davies

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So Matthew, I don't really remember anything about him but I'll try. Matthew entered on launch night with, imo, a bag of potential, he seemed posh and the bitchy type, like Derek or Gina, and they always make great housemates. Sadly, he was a complete flop. Matthew got locked in a cage on launch night and to be honest he may as well have stayed there for the duration of his stay as we barely saw him again. Matthew's defining moment was of course his row with one Helen Wood, she got in his face, called him a skinny pigeon chested ****, shouted "ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT" x100y. There was something so dislikeable about Matthew for me though, he seemed so bitter and snobby, really thinking he was something special but was actually just a mind numbing bore who made a few bitchy comments. Matthew was evicted as part of the girl power week twist, which I was sad to see happen because it meant Ashleigh's scheming going to waste, not because I actually cared about Matthew. Then when he left he finally came out and is in a relationship with Mark Bryon. Get it girl.

I am saving Kate because logic and the sooner Macie accepts BB3 as his lord and saviour the GOD DAMNED BETTER

#225 - Pauline 'Pozza' Bennett (BB15)
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The most basic argument for Pauline's failure in this list, of course, is being the catalyst in Helen Wood's journey. That final pass might've been a flawed concept from the very beginning but at least give it to someone basic and obvious? Christopher? Mark? That would've been OK? I mean even at the point of giving it out, Helen was the most boring housemate in there by a mile. Zero buzz about her on launch night. Bizarre decision.

In the ultimate series of rapid turnarounds of public perception (see: let's evict Winston) (see: let's crown Helen) (see: Danielle's a homophobe but also the fan favourite), Pauline's was the quickest and the most sour. Launch night favourites seldom do well in Big Brother: a wacky and weird VT can definitely scrape you through a week or two but soon after that you're going to become Wolfy, or Laura McAdam. So when 11 bland nothings failed to stand out against Auntie Pauline (for obvious reasons) on launch night, thus began her journey of tragic delusion. Rejecting the second-launch housemates almost entirely, she flung her killer nomination at Jale and then, bafflingly, didn't seem cut up about it. Like she actually enjoyed giving it out and thought it was entirely fair. In fact for someone so teeteringly close to resembling a troll doll on steroids, she sure did love her body shaming; calling Chris "the short ugly one", the constant pulling apart of Jale in front of everyone in the kitchen, claiming she was eating more than her share even when her allies (Ash) said they had more food than Jale.

I just feel that whenever we bestow power upon a housemate and give them a little room to sit in, alone, to bitch about every other new arrival (see: Hopkins) it just immediately turns sour (see: thinking Ash is a candidate for the final pass on looks alone) and undoes everything about them with the swiftest possible action. We owe it to ourselves and to future housemates like Pauline not to build them up only to fall so quickly.

Also she loved calling people 'recidivist' and I don't think she even knew what the word meant :shrug:

Also fuck that ho for thinking she can come in a year after Jackie Travers and pick up the "fitness mum" spiel. Get the hell out, bitch.

Save Dexter evict Caroline

Sarah Greenwood - BB16:

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I'll admit it I don't hate Sarah that much at all. She's not that bad. But she's possibly the most overrated housemate in the sixteen series of Big Brother UK. That's probably party the reason I don't like her that much. Sarah entered on launch and I was pretty excited on what she had to deliver she seemed like she would be one of the carriers of the series and she had all the ingredients to make a good housemate. She was feisty, strong opinionated but not nasty. However, along came Danny Wisker and things were pretty much doomed for Sarah after that. Danny managed to destroy any personality Sarah had and she pretty much just had around fifteen minutes each highlights with her 'will they/won't they' storyline showmance segment between her and Danny. Sarah became a robot of Danny and his group and pretty much went from being one of my favourites to fading into a housemate who if you brought up in a years time I'd be like. Hew?

Along came #4in4out and Sarah I thought looked set to stay. However, things took a pretty sour turn a few minutes before lines closed and we saw Sarah's nasty side as she attempted to blame Joel for Aaron's removal from the house. I'm not a massive Joel fan even but I think this crossed the line and showed me that she practically had no morals and was willing to defend her friends even if she knew they was in the wrong. Sarah provoked the situation with Aaron along her with her little minion Harriet 'flash him one more time Aaron' and this just basically sealed the deal for me that Sarah actually wasn't all that.

#4in4out came and Sarah was the last housemate to be evicted. Did she take her eviction well? No. Did she act like a sulky little bitch? Yes. Sarah was possibly one of the worst housemates ever to react to an eviction she was FURIOUS. Her behaviour afterwards on BOTS along with that of her BFF's Harriet was possibly the most embarrassing thing I've ever had to endure in my life.

That's the sad story of Sarah Greenwood who's potential was destroyed by one man Danny Wisker.

I save Hazel

Shanessa Reilly (BB8)

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Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.

I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.

save Sarah cut rex

SAVE AND REPLACE PAULINE

I love you.

Ok I'll cut Shanessa instead

save Shanessa, cut Rex

BAB

(I mean I can't spell her name but ok)

what does save and replace mean

i've already axed ha bitch deal with it

No Marcus?!? I had him ready and saved and had to rush for Dexter instead Lmao. Caroline I knew would be up.

:fist::fist:

bye @ Cameron not being nommed

evict Siavash, save Pete

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Siavash Sappaghpour (BB10)


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Ugh I've held up doing this write-up because it brings back lots of bad memories of BB10 and how much Siavash ruined it (especially in the final weeks) but I guess I can hold off on it no longer. Siavash really annoyed me in BB10 due to his hypocrisy, he would always talk about how other people are 'playing the game' when he was the biggest gameplayer in the house (like with the constant empty threats of walking) :rolleyes: We saw it before with Ziggy and later on with John James and I'm honestly tired of it.

Siavash was faker than faux fur as it was obvious he was trying to pander to the audience in order for him to win but he hid it under the fact he was ~all loving~ and here for the experience not the money or some ****. He constantly organized nomination boycotts (which I really think were just an attempt to save himself) and unfortunately production and his fellow housemates followed along with his **** and it angered me :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Siavash getting ejected for constant rule breaking would have been hilarious (especially since Kitten got ejected for far less) but it wasn't meant to be. The height of my frustration with the nomination mess was when Big Brother decided to punish the housemates for Siavash refusing to nominate and put all of them up for eviction, meaning angelic Hira got evicted :(

Another reason I hate Siavash is due to his 'relationship' with Noirin and I use the term relationship loosely because they like made out a few times and that's it? And then Siavash wanted to start a relationship with her but she knocked him back and he had a meltdown, and then the public took his side ffs despite the fact he was essentially cheating on his girlfriend :umm2:. The worst part of all this was during Noirin's eviction interview and Davina basically attacked her for the whole situation, saying “HE LEFT HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU” (or something like that) and it was really gross. I didn't understand why Noirin was getting all the blame when Siavash was the one previously in a relationship and was cheat... oh wait it's because she's female.

Ofc the public bought into Siavash's bull**** and liked him for being 'a character' or something (when we lost genuine characters like Angel RIP) and he managed to make the ****ing final, where he was hilariously crushed by Sophie <3333 so that's a small victory I guess, but not enough to make up for Siavash's detrimental contribution to BB10 (he's one of the main reasons I don't like it).

In conclusion: Siavash is a prick who tried to mask his audience manipulation under the pretence of selflessness and love and it made me sick. Also apparently he was a male model :umm2:

Saving Pete, he gets too much hate imo

save Saffia, cut Rex
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REX NEWMARK - BB9, 4th place
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Rex is THAT guy that BB producers cast every so often which many viewers get behind because they are the self obsessed hunk with a pretentious attitude. This attitude is shown almost straight away in his VT with the overplayed "kicked out of # schools card" and bragging about his job/earnings..:sleep: He's not even that good looking.. All I remember of him from the first few weeks was taking over the kitchen and being all high and mighty about it (why oh why did Alexandra have to rub his ego in chipgate :rolleyes:) but normally I'd find kitchen battleaxes such as Carole or Mutha P fun however Rex was just awfully self important his ways of going about it like just because you're a chef in a restaurant doesn't mean everyone else should not get a look in at mealtime.. And he's not good at being funny/troll-y at all, what he did to Jen's picture wasn't amusing and the way he went about it afterwards which triggered fightnight 2.0 was just tiring to watch. Iirc he was also quite sleazy in week 1 as he would flirt heavily with Stephanie even though he had a girlfriend on the outside world, who I'll get to next. The alliance of him, Mohamed and Darnell was also an awful threesome that we had to put up with for 3 months.

The Nicole/Rex saga was incredibly tiring also, the whole three weeks of her being there was an awful tirade of emotional abuse from Rex, which you could see was breaking down and damaging to Nicole as she would constantly rely on his approval on things. The whole saga was just really depressing and creepy as Rex kept trying to urge Nicole to spill on her outside world info (which was him getting bashed in the papers for allegedly cheating). so yeah, gj for being a sociopath.

He gets championed for being one of those "legends" that "tells it like it is" and "winds them all up" (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ANYMORE) thus letting said housemate get away with awful antics like targeting most women of the house but being too afraid to confront men (like when he actively dragged the likes of Dale/Stuart but would then kiss their behinds in person). The wonderful stuff he got up to includes but is not limited to calling Bex a fat ****... and hurling abusive remarks at Rachel who often had his corner... and childishly gurning and being passive aggressive at Lisa.... and contributing alongside Darnell to the bullying of Sara "the *****". But like true comeuppance style with these "legends" (such as Marq's eviction against Harry, John James being quad-clocked, Ziggy flopping at the end after sizzling out etc etc) he got CLOCKED at the very end of the show as the girls he was antagonising crushed him in the final and thus he flopped out in 4th place. I'm sure there's more awful antics to him (such as refusing to wear pink underwear for a task or other misogynistic **** like trashing Maysoon because she was not as sexual in the house as she was in her VT...) but I cba to go anymore in depth on HMs that I cannot fathom. Rex returned in BB10 to shock the housemates because he's such a WINDUP and SO FUNNY lols <3 URGH. He is the definition of overrated and thankfully he has been snubbed ever since.

What a mess.

yaaaaaasss :cheer2:

(aside from cutting Rex which I'll ignore) DO THE LORD'S WORK RESURRECT HA <333333

I'm guessing you haven't read any of the previous rounds