Yes.

See I am learning already.

When a roll up isn't packed properly and keeps going out

Junglers taking my farm after getting the lane kill

People who don't reply to your texts/messages for yonks

How the Danish language doesn't really use the word please at all

Burns on the tip of my thumb from lighting a ciggy in the wind

Bars & clubs that no longer sell absinthe

Change that inevitably gets lost out of pockets

People who don't give way when it's your right of way, the kind of morons who'd crash into you if you kept going

People who cross the roads when you're driving and don't bother picking up the pace to get across, causing you to stop :fist:

Creaky beds

Weight spotters that don't pay attention and leave you hanging

Shopkeepers who don't talk

Shops not selling Lucozade Caribbean Crush

Shops not selling Monster Ripper but the other crap flavors

Craving a cig when you have none rolled

Think I'll stop there :hehe:

ima need my workmates to stop making fun of my ring tone everytime my phone accidentally rings at work. "You like rock? you weirdo?" "whhat the **** is that sound" **** you.:bawling: Anyway my ringtone is only tina turner and bryan adams.:laugh:

so I finally listened to Iggy Izeala (whatever her name is) Not by choice but because I was waiting for a program and they put her on and oh...my...god....she sucks so hard. I can't do this generation. :bawling:

kids

need

to go back to school

now

..:laugh:..yeah well you try having them till Christmas..:fist:...



..(it's not actually that bad and I'll be happy to go back..)...I won't tell them that though...

yeah but at schools they behave better...(well, ish)

when they're out and about and there parents don't give a crap if they're screaming and shouting and running around. Down my road or at work

..yeah ok then, I know what they're like at play/lunchtimes so you can kill a few if you like...usually though if you get rid of one, more will come...that's the way of children..

chapped lips.. bottom lip keeps on bleeding because of it :(

...do you have a stick to put on ..?..and drink lots of water because dehydration causes it..probably not the right time to think about it though/Reading..:laugh:..wait till you get back for the water and just use a stick while you're there...

when something tastes cheesy but you didn't put cheese on it.:suspect:

..falling asleep in the chair and your back hurting and being all stiff and just yukky...everything, everything irritates..everything...backs...

:hug:

..hawww right back at you Annie..:hug:..

wow those pics of Rihana sitting courtside while Chris Brown is playing are so awkward. The way she's looking at him you can tell she's still in love. Oh RIH rih I know what it's like to love someone that's bad for you. It hurts boo boo but you'll get real love one day and see that's how your supposed to be loved.

when somebody calls you, seemingly hungover, and is probably saying something important but because they're mumbling and speaking fast you can't make it out. You're too tired yourself to be arsed to ask them to repeat. So sorry baby, I have no idea what the **** you were on about, if it was important oh well. :shrug:

aw man now I wannu watch artic monkeys :bawling:

aarrgh you know what I just don't like neighbours. I should just live in an island. :cloud: this new neighbour particularly is so annoying. When I go to work she's there, when I come back she's there, when I stay home she sleeps all day and then her boyfriend or whoever comes at 1am they smoke weed make noise, slam doors!!-she NEVER goes out. I thought maybe she might have been ill but the way her boyfriend comes here everynight she's just a bloody lazy one then. GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Do they make love with R Kelly blasting?

I don't know some bashment.

..watching that Michael Jackson autopsy show just makes you feel so sad for his life yet his music gave so much happiness to others...

Yeah, it's like with Robin Williams. Always seemed so cheerful and gave laughter to people all over the world but he suffered his own pain and misery with his depression and other problems. :sad:

..he had so, so many health issues through his life...

..you wouldn't really want that and uggghhh no wi fi, what torture that would be..:sad:...this guy lived in the woods for 27 years completely isolated from people...I'm not sure why he's being handcuffed and seemingly arrested, he probably killed his lazy neighbour and buried her in the walls...that could be an option a little less drastic than the Island thing..?...

http://i.imgur.com/vSrHtAb.jpg

Honestly Ammi I feel like no wifi would be a good thing. It takes up too much of my life. Before Internet life was fun. You created your own fun. :laugh:



Someone that assessed me once said I had a form of Dyspraxia. I never actually properly read up on it, but I know it has to do with the brain processing slowly or something so now i'm not sure if it's properly kicking in when I don't always notice spelling mistakes and can't remember a lot of stuff or i'm just lazy. Need to read about it properly. :shrug:

One of the tests was to look at a theme park with animals and people and try to remember as much as you can. A hot dog seller was white I remembered him as black. The woman was like wtf. And that was the only thing I could "remember" as well http://i.imgur.com/QsmEXtX.gif?1