Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8023522)

Jake must save Craig and evict Pepper.

That is the only correct result.

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 8023527)

No boo don't let yourself down, your posts in here so far have been gr8

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023524)

I would have cut Sarah but I've already written about one awful #4in4out boot and I wasn't particularly in the mood for another (you've summed her up pretty well there though)

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8023528)

Craig is a Big Brother legend, part of BB's most famous moment.

Pepper is an overgrown child. :nono:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 8023523)

Sarah and the rest of the 4out evictees had/have every right to be bitter tbh, a pathetically desperate twist implemented to try and grab press attention and increase ratings at the expense of some good housemates. They'd have obviously found out that was the reason after they left and that would've made me even more annoyed tbh

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8023529)

Is everyone doing their write-ups tonight? I don't have the energy to write about Siavash at this late hour
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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023476)

Shanessa Reilly (BB8)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...bi_346163a.jpg

Shanessa entered the Big Brother house at a ridiculously late stage of the game. Like, even Charley had gone by then, what’s the point. Shanessa (I almost wrote Charley then. Either I’m turning into Hayden or Shanessa’s just that exciting to write about) entered with a hideous Scottish man witch, roughly thirty five glamour models and a man who ENJOYS TEDDY BEARS AND BISEXUAL SPANKINGS and still seemed like the oddball. Shanessa was Welsh, and not like the good Welsh, like Laura or Rachel Rice or Tom Jones. Shanessa was the bad Welsh, like The Valleys or occasional racism. Shanessa had tits. Shanessa rubbed said tits over Liam McGough on her first night. Shanessa had awful taste in men. Shanessa was part of the most Channel 5-ish non-Channel 5 twist the show’s ever seen, the Halfway House. Shanessa was as none-the-wiser as to what any of that meant as we were. Shanessa started in the Halfway House, then won entry into the main house by coming out of a box (as opposed to Liam who she wished was coming in her box), then was sent back to the Halfway House in a shocking twist known as “The Producers Ballsing Things Up”. Shanessa was evicted about as quickly as she entered. Shanessa would probably have been robbed had it been anybody else in her shoes (albeit not David either), but because she just wasn’t that good a housemate it didn’t really matter. Shanessa was a pale imitation of Kinga before her and didn’t even fill the role as well as Biannca many years later. Shanessa was just sort of there. Shanessa was somehow 26 years old.

I'm saving Alison because I had to watch This Morning once.

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023538)

How to Write About A Problem Like Shanessa

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8023526)

Omg can no one seriously remember how Joel provoked a drunk Sarah to say something controversial to better himself in the game?

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8023541)

Sinitta BB3 <3

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8023542)

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023544)

Adjoa was in BB3?

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023548)

(also Sarah's eviction was hilarious) (in part because of Sam being all 'OMG HAI GUYS HOW GREAT IS THIS oh sorry about Sarah btw BUT OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS' whilst Sarah had barely left the sofas)

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 8023549)

Racism?

I get Peteney on you. :shocked:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8023548)

(also Sarah's eviction was hilarious) (in part because of Sam being all 'OMG HAI GUYS HOW GREAT IS THIS oh sorry about Sarah btw BUT OMG LOOK AT ALL THIS' whilst Sarah had barely left the sofas)

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8023542)

ummm I hate Joel Squarepants as much as the next guy, but "it's your fault that a gay guy rubbed his penis on you even though you didn't want him to" is in no way excusable and really says a lot more about Sarah than Joel. Like, you're TRYING TO BE A LAWYER and you're victim-shaming, good for you? Especially when she turned it around to herself and talked about how *she* certainly would never get sexually assaulted because she creates clear boundaries with people *unlike you, Joel* :shocked: Joel didn't force that out of her.

Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8023543)

Sarah had the right to be pissed off about being evicted as it was unfair, she got ****ed over because of that awful twist so i don't blame her.

Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8023554)

It was hardly anything really, she got so much slack for that like it was the worse thing that anyone has ever said but people like Marc said worse stuff but because he is 'entertaining' and a male, it's banter :rolleyes: so he gets away with it