I want to go driving

Cum stains wasn't my idea, I'm just getting behind the idea.

Every month I keep saying I'm going to start driving lessons but £20 a lesson erm and I need 1 a week are you kidding me.

And I've tried to drive once, well just learn the controls. The car was parked and the break was up and I managed to move the car 5 ft forwards by putting my foot down too low. hm.

peasant

nadia is not happy that saph has taken the biggest fan spot on my tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/1TjsTF7.png

jay do you have a youtube partnership

No that is you we've already discussed this. Now get back to shining my shoes boy.

I signed up for it when I first joined and I read somewhere that I've made $80 in ad sales but idk if it's mine or not lmao and the statistics page never updates or anything it's ****e.

boy who are you tryna fool
i am your queen

use that for your driving lessons

$80 in pounds is £52, thats literally 2 1/2 driving lessons :worry:

I have the money, but I'm just seeing it as a waste. I'm not going to be able to afford a car until I have a full time job and that's almost 4 years away... I just wanted to learn how to drive so I have everything I need for when I buy a car, there's no real rush, I suppose.

heres hoping you get youtube famous then
(you could always turn to redtube if things get too tough)

Yeah I always kept putting lessons off because I was scared of dying in a fiery crash.

Scott already wanted me to have an xtube career, so that's the back up. I really shouldn't be making jokes like that considering I want to become a teacher. Benedict teas?

Ew. Do you block your mum's shower up with cum?

:omgno:

omg I know, I've never done it and the thought of me driving a car down a hill (I live on a hill) frightens me to death lmao

No, I just use my inexpensive fleshlight/ipad add on.

I was alright when I started the lessons until I was speeding down the east lancs and it was like when you're going too fast on a bike and can't stop and start panicking that you're going to crash.

did you know you can get big gym equipment looking things that are flesh light attachments :umm2: like they're in a big bulky shape

You & Scott in Blackpool?

moving on

:umm2:

it's me and scott whose going blackpool

So you can workout at the same time? Hot.

I've just had a That's So Raven vision of this :worry:

yas
its weird as **** and they're apparently extremely expensive

So Tom has big bulky things attached to his flesh light. I wonder if Mrs Tom knows what's being delivered in these mysterious packages.

not anymore http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...r70254_179.gif

Mrs Tom :joker:

omg this took so long to load on my ipod i was sat here transfixed for like 5 minutes waiting to see what happened

that's what you think
http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...e-the-Pooh.gif

Omg, there's a fleshlight forum. :joker:

i live closer to blackpool bitch http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...e-the-Pooh.gif

Tom your last fm play list nnn

Listen to something else

Oh my god.

https://forums.fleshlight.com/showth...hjack-textures

I can't ****ing breathe :joker: