Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 8021340)

cut eugene, save jennifer.
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Eu(bore)gene Sully BB6 - 2nd place
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(Shahbaz with a fan (Eugene), the right one)

I really can't be arsed to write much about this dullard but here goes. Eugene entered the BB6 house 4 weeks in along with two female intruders.. he was obviously the grossly inferior one. Sadly, Kinga was evicted as Makosi made the awful decision to allow Eugene to become a proper housemate and wreak his blandness upon us until the end of the show. Some say he was a nice distraction to the otherwise nasty, malicious filled house but I don't agree at all, especially when he barely appears in highlight shows and when he does, it bores you to sleep. There is so little substance to write about so I'm babbling on... remember when he unrightfully snatched 50k from the prize fund... remember his secret tasks that were oh so dull.... remember Makosi scalping him... remember him being saved against Derek... remember his awful jokes? No? Me either. You'd think a runner up would offer a bit more the table. At least he wasn't a nasty person but it's a shame he was oh so cringeworthy. I don't really do socially awkward non-entities.

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8021343)

Cut Richard, Save Roberto

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234.
Richard Newmark (BB11)


http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/u...zed/dickie.jpg

I know Richard has a lot of fans here, and to be honest, I was one of them when I first watched BB7 as a naïve child. I thought he was 'sassy' and 'funny' (and I will admit that he was quite funny at times). However, rewatching BB7, without fail I've always come out of it hating Richard.

Anyway Richard entered the BB7 on launch night, as a “SEXUAL TERRORIST” and he said he would like “have sex with every man in there” [or something along those lines] when in reality he was nothing like that at all. This turned out to be totally fake and his real house persona was more of an annoying uncle I guess. In week 1, he was the ringleader in the bullying of Shahbaz, and in my opinion, he came out the worst (or at least as bad as Sezer). Like, I know Shahbaz is a naturally annoying person but he definitely did not deserve the treatment he got by, well basically the whole BB7 house.

After Shahbaz left, he became obsessed with what he dubbed as 'the PLASTICS' and in particular he had a big hate boner for Imogen, who I understand was slightly bitchy in the first few weeks (Grace's influence imo) and essentially started an argument with her and Sezer because he thought Imogen was boring and didn't deserve to be in the house, and it was really hypocritical, who is he to decide who deserves to be in the house or not?

Richard got nominated like all the time but was constantly saved by the public (RIP Lea and Imogen). He continued to be really condescending, especially to Lea in her eviction week, thinking her eviction was a done deal and he would be safe (it was actually a fairly close eviction lol). Then during the HND week, him and Imogen went into the HND and he basically started bitching about Queen Aisleyne and encouraging Grace to get her revenge, which erased any goodwill he earned by defending Susie in watergate and Imogen was the one defending Aisleyne and I found it so ironic. Aisleyne had been nothing but nice to Richard and yet at the first opportunity he turned on her and it really didn't sit well with me (spoiler not really: I'm a huge Aisleyne fan)

And that's not even touching on his uncomfortable relationship with fellow gay Michael, like when Michael asked not be called a 'she' yet Richard did it anyway. It was so glorious he only came in 4th and got beaten by Aisleyne and he was so bemused lmao.

In conclusion: Aisleyne rules, Richard drools

Save Roberto, kitchen god <3

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 8021345)

I am saving Chris because he is genuinely one of the few male BB housemates of the C5 era with any sense of integrity, intellect and general moral virtue? Like idk why he's being nominated at this early stage, he saw Helen for what she was and stood against her for the entire series :shrug: but I guess bc Ashleigh is a girl she gets all the credit idk. Also he's a talented artist so there's that x

#idk - JJ Bird
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If you can't edit your own Wikipedia page to remove the shade said about you by other boxers, then you don't deserve to be in this list.

Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8021346)

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8021347)

cut Dan save Sam :joker:

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#. Dan Neal (BB14)
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I'm sure this is ~controversial~ and I will admit that I like Dan more than Sam, but I don't really like Dan at all and what's better than pissing some people off by saving Sam?

So, Dan... he's really annoying and kinda tiring! Like, good for you that you kinda sussed Michael out but OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP NOT AND STOP LOOKING FOR MORE TWISTS! Being a detective doesn't qualify you to analyze the psychological motives of the C5 production team. Yes, we get that Wolfy is fake and awful, but SHUT UP about how "I just think... she isn't real... there's something not right about her *scrunched face*" Yes, we get that you're upset that Callum nominated you face to face, but SHUT UP about how you didn't *deserve* his nomination and stop antagonizing Callum and getting him to state every fact he knows about Gina's life and SHUT UP about how "his niceness is AWKWARD!!!" Yes, we get that you think Dexter is an annoying gameplayer, but SHUT UP about it. Just shut up, we don't need to hear your latest conspiracy theory every mother****ing episode.

Some other things I would like to tear Dan apart for... he was AWFUL at arguing, and when Jack and Joe are coming off better than you in an argument you really need to quit while you're behind. Also, congrats on quitting a high profile job in the police force to go on CHANNEL 5 ERA BIG BROTHER talk about awful life choices. I don't know, I really don't want to talk about Dan anymore because for being such a ~big character~ in BB14 he really didn't do all that much? Like, Dan was completely irrelevant in his final two weeks when you think about it.

To conclude this entry, I would like to remind you all about how Dan was OBSESSED with proving that he wasn't bitchy or camp or flamboyant or ~gay~ and acted like it was a death sentence. Girl, I saw you dancing in your skimpy underwear to "Play" by Jennifer Lopez that one morning, you ain't fooling anyone.

I'm saving Sam literally only to piss some people off. Every rankdown needs some off-putting decisions, and there are plenty of more awful people to eliminate before Sam (that might be foreshadowing of what's to come :))

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8021351)

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner - BB7:

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Spiral ****ing sucked. He was a little bitch at the end of the day who got owned consistently so much so it was ****ing hilarious. He was so ****ing pretentious and Aisleyne owning him on his statement towards her dress code and how she was dressing far too provocatively is one of my favourite moments. He couldn't even barely take that from Aisleyne and he was SOOOO ****ing bad at arguing it was bordering on embarrassing for the guy. He also had a slight obsession with Aisleyne when he lost it because she wouldn't snog him in spin the bottle. It was all a little weird. He was a sex pest and was after Aisleyne but let's face it she was NEVER EVER in a million years going to even consider even glancing at him. He thought he was gods gift also like many men think when they enter the house yet he looked like someone who would stink of piss.

Him not wanting to give his name away to anyone else ('my name is Spiral') when housemates would ask his name. No Glen, you're name is not Spiral, it's ****ing Glen!

I save Nick

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8021496)

Actually there's a lot more to write about Mo and I'll bestow that honour upon someone else.

nth. Nathan Dunn (BB11)

http://www.bigbroweb.co.uk/BB11/hms/Nathan_Dunn.jpg
(of course I had to Google his surname. Which, unlike that of Steven Goode, is appropriate because he Dunn **** all in the house)

Nathan… ah, there is literally nothing to write about Nathan. Nothing at all. One of the housemates picked by Big Brother live in front of the house as part of the final (yeah thanks BB12) series, this half-joiner, half-Neanderthal came lumbering out of the crowd with a monobrow and a really grating accent and in spite of all of that I’m fairly sure he was among the favourites to win? We were living in a post-Ulrika world, people, anything can happen.

And it turns out absolutely nothing did happen – for the first two weeks or so at least. Nathan was rather if not completely invisible, blending into the actually quite lovely painted background of the BB11 house that was far too nice for a caveman such as him to be living in. I suppose he did have emerge as the cook (sic) of the season, and a bit of a controlling one at that, which I guess explains why the rest of the house allowed this primitive ape man thing to be in charge of each and every one of their meals. That bunch of wusses.

And yeah then he was evicted. Obviously, the reason that he went was little to do with him and much more to do with the fact that his opponent was John James (not-very-fun fact: this was the only head-to-head eviction of the series) (also not-very-fun fact: it would have resulted in Caoimhe’s eviction otherwise so yay Save and Replace?) And then he left. And that was it for our unibrowed #lad. The house mourned him for the best part of three minutes and then Rachel Ifon descended from the sky in a giant tin foil spaceship so everything was right again in the universe.

But no, it wasn’t! Because in a task(?) that has no doubt inspired many (read: every) Channel 5 series after it, a bunch of housemates returned for the final week to do something or other, and as a part of this Nathan had a date-of-sorts with Corin. Which wasn’t actually a date because Nathan then revealed that he was in fact doing Rachael (in the words of Corin, “that Rachael”), who John James had insulted at one time or another, resulting in Nathan wanting him dead and John James having a teary, crabby meltdown and we’ll just ignore that the show just pandered to him at this point because we all know how Weeks 3-ish to 10 of BB11 went and it isn’t pretty, and we also all know how John James was and it isn’t pretty (summed up very eloquently by Macie a few entries back). Tl;dr: you made John James cry, have a brownie point.

And thankfully this time, that was it. After BB, I imagine he stuck with Rachael (cough-out-of-your-league-mate-cough) and became the Jay Z to her Beyoncé (...yeah, apt comparison), grew a beard that I will most definitely make no comment about (…lol) and, in other important news, I was vaguely Facebook friends with him for some reason (remember Facebook? It’s that thing you used once in 2008 and your aunt now uses to share Britain First posts and pictures of the Minions). So much like us all in life, Nathan won’t be remembered for what he did as a person, but what John James and his Twitterati threatened to do to him.

PS: Yes yes I just used the term ‘Twitterati’ it’s 2am leave me be.

PPS: Somebody should compare John James’ Twitter army and Ashleigh’s iPhone army. Because she would win, yes? Trust me, I need this.

I'm saving Luke S and will continue to do so until Macie plucks up the courage to cut him because that's all what we secretly want isn't it.

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8022062)

~idk~ STEVE GILL

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As emotionally scarring as losing an eye and your legs may be, it wasn't as emotionally scarring as having to put up with this creepy ****ing dullard for 13 weeks of my life. The definition of pointless, yet he somehow had a massive ego to go with it. Like that time he blocked that person from being a housemate for dare speaking up about that boring bastard. Yeah he's literally awful and what disgusts me the most is that they actually wasted an Arcade Fire song on him for his exit as the snoozefest waddled out of the house. Tbf this write up has done me less justice than him but he was a pervert and a dull one to match that. Not that I condone exciting perverts. Leave Keeley alone and touch up a woman your own age.

I save Harry just because posh.

Originally Posted by Jake. (Post 8022906)

Joel Williams
Big Brother 16 (Second Place)

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I'll try and get this over with quickly, I've had quite enough of writing about shitty Channel 5 housemates and it pains me that I find myself currently writing about another.

Remember when Joel entered on launch night? Probably not, but he seemed like an intelligent, well reserved and polite young man. During his first two weeks he didn't exactly say or do much from what I recall.. He might have got a bit pissy over an egg or cake or something but that aside, he wasn't too much of a bother.

His first crime comes for surviving his head-to-head eviction simply because he's Welsh. Not a crime of his own, perhaps, but the fact that anybody deemed him entertaining enough to stay over Eileen was/is still baffling. It was after this that became gradually more insufferable. Asking constant unrealistic questions was one of my biggest gripes of his ("would you take £100K right now and leave?? because if so you're a gameplayer!!!), as was his contradictory behaviour ("i'm telling you now if i was given the chance of winning with no money or winning 100K, i'd take the winners spot because it means so much more to me!!!", despite claiming to have never seen the show before? lol give over).

His aggressive behaviour (which was, for some reason, completely ignored by pretty much everybody) was also awful and showed him not be this calm, smart guy he portrayed.. He's just lucky Jack didn't retaliate and go for his smarmy, pompous arse. He just seems like the type of person who needs to move out of his home away from mummy ASAP, because he's clearly allowed to stay a spoilt brat for the time he remains.