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Drew. 07-03-2013 11:37 PM

definitely both :love:

Jack_ 07-03-2013 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 5874743)
It's weird to see the stuff I was posting in this thread in 09 when I was 19. Bloody hell I'm 22 now, been here far too long! LOL

It's weird to think that I'll actually legally (well, the 18 sign at least) be allowed to post in this thread next week :o I remember when this thread was made, I was 14. I feel so old :(

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5874774)
It's weird to think that I'll actually legally (well, the 18 sign at least) be allowed to post in this thread next week :o I remember when this thread was made, I was 14. I feel so old :(

:pat:

InOne 08-03-2013 12:00 AM

So are we going back to the absolute filth on 25,26,27,28,29 upto 34 or are we too PG now?

Bearing in mind that was all in one night and by looking at it we were all on something LOL seemed like fun though

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 12:07 AM

Some of us have to mind our p's and q's.

Withano 08-03-2013 12:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

Jack_ 08-03-2013 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5874805)
:pat:

:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5874822)
:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

Not at all. Just because you are saying you feel old at nearly 18. Not patronising at all. Some of us are twice as old or even more. No need to get on the defensive.

Marsh. 08-03-2013 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 5874822)
:conf:

Erm...is that supposed to be patronising?

:D You deserve to be patronised if you feel old at 18.

Ramsay 08-03-2013 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 5874806)
So are we going back to the absolute filth on 25,26,27,28,29 upto 34 or are we too PG now?

Bearing in mind that was all in one night and by looking at it we were all on something LOL seemed like fun though

what a great read that was

InOne 08-03-2013 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl (Post 5874836)
what a great read that was

We need Enid and Stu back :(

InOne 08-03-2013 12:21 AM

arsenalforever 178
Stu 148
InOne 139
Ross 128
Enid 115
Zee 96
Beastie 85
arista 78
Nathan 38
SiaSiaSia 34

Top 10 dirty bastards of TiBB :nono:

Jack_ 08-03-2013 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5874829)
Not at all. Just because you are saying you feel old at nearly 18. Not patronising at all. Some of us are twice as old or even more. No need to get on the defensive.

I know, see below to see what I meant :p I know I'm not actually old, but I feel old(er) because of how quickly it's come around, and how it's only going to get worse

Quote:

Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 5874831)
:D You deserve to be patronised if you feel old at 18.

Er, it's all relative. I feel old because it only feels like yesterday to me and most people I know that we were all 10 years old, time has flown so fast since then and the thought of me being 20 in 2 years, and 30 in 12 makes me feel old. I know I'm not actually old, I'm not that stupid, but it makes me feel old because I feel like it's come around so fast...

Marsh. 08-03-2013 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2741161)
Lucky bugger, my morning orgasms are always **** for some reason!

Okay, here's another random trick of mine : I always wank as soon as my dick stars to get hard because I think the orgasm from a semi feels far, far better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2741166)
I love being turned on. I get a guilty thrill out of feeling turned on in public, so bad but so good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2741197)
I like to tickle the ol' gooch. Or spit on my cock so it feels like a blowjob.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 2741198)
I'd be amazed if nobody has, at least once. I love being adventurous.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2741205)
I love swallowing. Especially when you can feel how hot it is on the back of your throat.

The hotter those boys are, the more turned on the guy is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenalforever (Post 2741208)
i never tell :) damn some girl went crazy at me in a club for coming on her hand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2741212)
One time one of my ex got really pissed off when I spat his cum on his stomach. I mean what the flying ****? I broke up with him after that incident.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enid (Post 2741238)
I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2741294)
I like my porn 18-21 and Eastern European. And Germans.

Germans :lovedup:.

The Third Reich may be gone, but they still have some sick fucks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannashag (Post 2741364)
i've got a right stiffy

:eek:

:joker:

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 5874846)
arsenalforever 178
Stu 148
InOne 139
Ross 128
Enid 115
Zee 96
Beastie 85
arista 78
Nathan 38
SiaSiaSia 34

Top 10 dirty bastards of TiBB :nono:

Where are these statistics from and what do they represent?

InOne 08-03-2013 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5874854)
Where are these statistics from and what do they represent?

It's how many times people have posted in the thread

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 5874857)
It's how many times people have posted in the thread

Ha. I was joking. Like there is a list of the top 10 dirty bastard's on TIBB.

Please note I am not trying to defeat the swear word filter.

*gets coat*

Marsh. 08-03-2013 12:37 AM

Defeat the swear word filter?

If bastard isn't censored it's not our fault.

Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard....

InOne 08-03-2013 12:38 AM

I thought you thought I'd randomly made it up LOL I think post count is the best way to go although it's only a few members with high ones.

And yes diiiiiiiiiiirty bastards bastards bastards

Marsh. 08-03-2013 12:40 AM

I always thought of "Enid" as an elderly lady so I was quite shocked to see those posts about her oral sessions. :joker:

InOne 08-03-2013 12:41 AM

Enid is very attractive, check out MTM

InOne 08-03-2013 12:46 AM

Is that your sex talk?

Mrluvaluva 08-03-2013 01:11 AM

Bastards seems to be ok. Cannot use **** though. Especially not with a .

Anyway....

Originally Posted by Enid
I love kissing after oral sex though. If a guy rejects me because I've just had his dick in my mouth, I'm out of there.

I think there's something more to this. I presume Enid likes her snowballs. That would be a shock for any guy surely?

InOne 08-03-2013 09:39 AM

Yeah sticking her tongue down your throat straight after that, not sure I'd be 100% game.

Apple202 08-03-2013 02:28 PM

oh my god ew at most of the posts in here


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